Tucker
@zholu.bsky.social
Tucker but not that shithole Carlson
Black nerd (Blerd)
Anti fascist & Fuck MAGA
Amateur archer
Knife collector
Somewhat amateur artist
Reckless Boatery admirer
Unclothed photography enthusiast
Random Thoughts
Prepper lite
Black nerd (Blerd)
Anti fascist & Fuck MAGA
Amateur archer
Knife collector
Somewhat amateur artist
Reckless Boatery admirer
Unclothed photography enthusiast
Random Thoughts
Prepper lite
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Tucker
@zholu.bsky.social
· Mar 2
Tips For 2025 and Beyond Part 1
I just wanted to assemble some information for people to think about and prepare for the next few years or so. Things may get a little rough and I would suggest preparing now and getting things in or...
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My doc for tips for preparing for 2025 and Beyond has gotten a little too big for one doc, so I have split it into two. Feel free to leave comments with suggestions.
Thank you.
Part 1
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Part 2
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Thank you.
Part 1
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Part 2
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Random Thoughts:
"Madara Uchiha, not in the Epstein files. Danzo, definitely in the Epstein files."
#randomthoughts #naruto
"Madara Uchiha, not in the Epstein files. Danzo, definitely in the Epstein files."
#randomthoughts #naruto
February 9, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Random Thoughts:
"Madara Uchiha, not in the Epstein files. Danzo, definitely in the Epstein files."
#randomthoughts #naruto
"Madara Uchiha, not in the Epstein files. Danzo, definitely in the Epstein files."
#randomthoughts #naruto
Random Thoughts:
"I know people have pointed this out but its crazy ironic that there is an 18+ age check to access the Epstein files. I feel like the government should have checked harder to make sure this muthafucka was dealing with 18+."
#randomthoughts
"I know people have pointed this out but its crazy ironic that there is an 18+ age check to access the Epstein files. I feel like the government should have checked harder to make sure this muthafucka was dealing with 18+."
#randomthoughts
February 4, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Random Thoughts:
"I know people have pointed this out but its crazy ironic that there is an 18+ age check to access the Epstein files. I feel like the government should have checked harder to make sure this muthafucka was dealing with 18+."
#randomthoughts
"I know people have pointed this out but its crazy ironic that there is an 18+ age check to access the Epstein files. I feel like the government should have checked harder to make sure this muthafucka was dealing with 18+."
#randomthoughts
Random Thoughts:
"Start a website called MILF Facials that is just a site filled with pics and video of moms going to and reviewing spas but advertise it like it is a p0rn site."
#randomthoughts
"Start a website called MILF Facials that is just a site filled with pics and video of moms going to and reviewing spas but advertise it like it is a p0rn site."
#randomthoughts
February 4, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Random Thoughts:
"Start a website called MILF Facials that is just a site filled with pics and video of moms going to and reviewing spas but advertise it like it is a p0rn site."
#randomthoughts
"Start a website called MILF Facials that is just a site filled with pics and video of moms going to and reviewing spas but advertise it like it is a p0rn site."
#randomthoughts
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“Orwellian shit going on in Tennessee — Republican voters are being threatened to vote, Democratic voters are being told to vote a day late.”
👋🏽 We are here. These mailers are real.
And secretary of voter suppression Tre Hargett seems unconcerned🤔
👋🏽 We are here. These mailers are real.
And secretary of voter suppression Tre Hargett seems unconcerned🤔
November 30, 2025 at 1:21 PM
“Orwellian shit going on in Tennessee — Republican voters are being threatened to vote, Democratic voters are being told to vote a day late.”
👋🏽 We are here. These mailers are real.
And secretary of voter suppression Tre Hargett seems unconcerned🤔
👋🏽 We are here. These mailers are real.
And secretary of voter suppression Tre Hargett seems unconcerned🤔
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November 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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SEN. KELLY : “They informed me of this in a tweet because this is not about the law. This is about the media cycle, and intimidation… We basically repeated the uniform code of military justice, and they're saying that's in violation of it. It's absurd. Comical.”
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
SEN. KELLY : “They informed me of this in a tweet because this is not about the law. This is about the media cycle, and intimidation… We basically repeated the uniform code of military justice, and they're saying that's in violation of it. It's absurd. Comical.”
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Oh my.
James Talarico is incredibly skilled in dismantling Christian Nationalists.
Get this man in the Senate.
James Talarico is incredibly skilled in dismantling Christian Nationalists.
Get this man in the Senate.
November 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Oh my.
James Talarico is incredibly skilled in dismantling Christian Nationalists.
Get this man in the Senate.
James Talarico is incredibly skilled in dismantling Christian Nationalists.
Get this man in the Senate.
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BREAKING: The FBI trainee that was fired for displaying a Pride Flag is SUING the government, saying his removal was illegal www.nytimes.com/2025/11/19/u...
An F.B.I. Trainee Hung a Pride Flag Near His Desk. He Says He Was Fired for It.
www.nytimes.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
BREAKING: The FBI trainee that was fired for displaying a Pride Flag is SUING the government, saying his removal was illegal www.nytimes.com/2025/11/19/u...
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I was laid off from Teen Vogue this week, alongside multiple other phenomenal team members.
At our Summit, I was asked how it felt to be 1 of 2 Black women left and what that meant for representation. Now, there are no Black women at Teen Vogue and that is incredibly painful to think about.
At our Summit, I was asked how it felt to be 1 of 2 Black women left and what that meant for representation. Now, there are no Black women at Teen Vogue and that is incredibly painful to think about.
November 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I was laid off from Teen Vogue this week, alongside multiple other phenomenal team members.
At our Summit, I was asked how it felt to be 1 of 2 Black women left and what that meant for representation. Now, there are no Black women at Teen Vogue and that is incredibly painful to think about.
At our Summit, I was asked how it felt to be 1 of 2 Black women left and what that meant for representation. Now, there are no Black women at Teen Vogue and that is incredibly painful to think about.
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Proving yet again how closely he studied Goebbels.
November 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Proving yet again how closely he studied Goebbels.
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It's the guns 💯%
October 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
It's the guns 💯%
Random Thoughts:
"Man, it's crazy how Obama made TЯümp be best friends with Epstein for 15 plus years, bruh was playing 4D chess."
(Obviously a joke)
#randomthoughts
"Man, it's crazy how Obama made TЯümp be best friends with Epstein for 15 plus years, bruh was playing 4D chess."
(Obviously a joke)
#randomthoughts
October 9, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Random Thoughts:
"Man, it's crazy how Obama made TЯümp be best friends with Epstein for 15 plus years, bruh was playing 4D chess."
(Obviously a joke)
#randomthoughts
"Man, it's crazy how Obama made TЯümp be best friends with Epstein for 15 plus years, bruh was playing 4D chess."
(Obviously a joke)
#randomthoughts
Jeezus, Taylor got more variants than COVID. And she out here naming albums like she naming Naruto games. I can't wait for the Life of a Showgirl Shippuden Ultimate Ninja Jitsu Supreme Storm Hokage Clash edition.
#topical
#topical
October 8, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Jeezus, Taylor got more variants than COVID. And she out here naming albums like she naming Naruto games. I can't wait for the Life of a Showgirl Shippuden Ultimate Ninja Jitsu Supreme Storm Hokage Clash edition.
#topical
#topical
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IN HONOR OF FRIENDSHIP MONTH:
djt: "We have certain things in common, Jeffrey."
Epstein: "Yes we do, come to think of it."
djt: "A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday- and may every day be another wonderful secret."
And by "wonderful secret", he means raping children.
#PedoPrez
djt: "We have certain things in common, Jeffrey."
Epstein: "Yes we do, come to think of it."
djt: "A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday- and may every day be another wonderful secret."
And by "wonderful secret", he means raping children.
#PedoPrez
October 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
IN HONOR OF FRIENDSHIP MONTH:
djt: "We have certain things in common, Jeffrey."
Epstein: "Yes we do, come to think of it."
djt: "A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday- and may every day be another wonderful secret."
And by "wonderful secret", he means raping children.
#PedoPrez
djt: "We have certain things in common, Jeffrey."
Epstein: "Yes we do, come to think of it."
djt: "A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday- and may every day be another wonderful secret."
And by "wonderful secret", he means raping children.
#PedoPrez
October 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
October 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Random Thoughts:
If I ever get famous enough to go on Hot Ones I'm gonna open the episode taking a bite from all of the wings, just speed run it before the first question is asked. Then I'm gonna look at Sean and say, "Your move chicken man, where are your questions now!?"
#randomthoughts #hotones
If I ever get famous enough to go on Hot Ones I'm gonna open the episode taking a bite from all of the wings, just speed run it before the first question is asked. Then I'm gonna look at Sean and say, "Your move chicken man, where are your questions now!?"
#randomthoughts #hotones
October 2, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Random Thoughts:
If I ever get famous enough to go on Hot Ones I'm gonna open the episode taking a bite from all of the wings, just speed run it before the first question is asked. Then I'm gonna look at Sean and say, "Your move chicken man, where are your questions now!?"
#randomthoughts #hotones
If I ever get famous enough to go on Hot Ones I'm gonna open the episode taking a bite from all of the wings, just speed run it before the first question is asked. Then I'm gonna look at Sean and say, "Your move chicken man, where are your questions now!?"
#randomthoughts #hotones
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October 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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October 1, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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How is this sustainable?
October 1, 2025 at 2:43 AM
How is this sustainable?
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AOC: I think there's two things that are happening at once: One, there absolutely is an unprecedented abuse of power, destruction of norms, erosion of our government and our democracy in order to prop up an authoritarian style of governance
However, they are weaker than they look…
However, they are weaker than they look…
October 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
AOC: I think there's two things that are happening at once: One, there absolutely is an unprecedented abuse of power, destruction of norms, erosion of our government and our democracy in order to prop up an authoritarian style of governance
However, they are weaker than they look…
However, they are weaker than they look…
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WATCH — @aoc.bsky.social : “At some point we’ve gotta call these people’s B.S. for what it is. You can’t believe everything a con man is gonna tell you. We cannot live in perpetual fear of these clowns.” #TrumpShutdown
October 1, 2025 at 4:24 AM
WATCH — @aoc.bsky.social : “At some point we’ve gotta call these people’s B.S. for what it is. You can’t believe everything a con man is gonna tell you. We cannot live in perpetual fear of these clowns.” #TrumpShutdown
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Pritzker: "In any other country, if federal agents fired upon journalists & protesters when unprovoked what would we call it? If officials marched down streets harassing civilians & demanding their papers, what would we say? I don't think we'd have trouble calling it what it is: authoritarianism"
September 29, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Pritzker: "In any other country, if federal agents fired upon journalists & protesters when unprovoked what would we call it? If officials marched down streets harassing civilians & demanding their papers, what would we say? I don't think we'd have trouble calling it what it is: authoritarianism"