I cannot believe no one stopped me
November 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I cannot believe no one stopped me
Sushi with strawberries on it??? More likely than you’d think! (And surprisingly delicious)
November 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Sushi with strawberries on it??? More likely than you’d think! (And surprisingly delicious)
A youth just offered me his seat on the train… do I look like someone in need of a seat?!
(In the last week I have acquired new glasses, graying nose hair, & wrist issues)
(In the last week I have acquired new glasses, graying nose hair, & wrist issues)
November 17, 2025 at 12:52 PM
A youth just offered me his seat on the train… do I look like someone in need of a seat?!
(In the last week I have acquired new glasses, graying nose hair, & wrist issues)
(In the last week I have acquired new glasses, graying nose hair, & wrist issues)
This does not bode well for Monday…
November 17, 2025 at 12:49 PM
This does not bode well for Monday…
I just found my first grey/white nose hair… please respect my privacy during this time.
But actually, what the fuck?!
But actually, what the fuck?!
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I just found my first grey/white nose hair… please respect my privacy during this time.
But actually, what the fuck?!
But actually, what the fuck?!
Texted to my friend second ago
November 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Texted to my friend second ago
Online, but haven’t seen in person
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Online, but haven’t seen in person
Does baking a cake count as meal prep if I spread it out over the week?
November 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Does baking a cake count as meal prep if I spread it out over the week?
I’m just a (hotdog) hole, sir @mallemaroking.bsky.social
October 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I’m just a (hotdog) hole, sir @mallemaroking.bsky.social
There is no way my sleep last night was a 98% … I call shenanigans
October 5, 2025 at 1:23 PM
There is no way my sleep last night was a 98% … I call shenanigans
I’m working on a blanket!
September 20, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I’m working on a blanket!
Sulfates. Parabens.
September 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Sulfates. Parabens.
Rewatching one of my favorite comfort movies
September 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Rewatching one of my favorite comfort movies
I have a new husband
September 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I have a new husband
Don’t forget to get vaccinated - this way you can attend the funerals of your enemies and LAUGH.
Because I’m a petty bitch
Because I’m a petty bitch
September 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Don’t forget to get vaccinated - this way you can attend the funerals of your enemies and LAUGH.
Because I’m a petty bitch
Because I’m a petty bitch
Ok this is amazing and I will be making it regularly (with a few alterations)
September 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Ok this is amazing and I will be making it regularly (with a few alterations)
Giving Shel Silverstein
August 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Giving Shel Silverstein
I held a baby chick!!!
August 9, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I held a baby chick!!!
I’ve been getting these little orange mushrooms lately!!
August 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I’ve been getting these little orange mushrooms lately!!