Do I buy the Kiehl’s advent calendar???
November 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Do I buy the Kiehl’s advent calendar???
Reposted by Zevulon
Holiday reminders:
- If someone has a new relationship, they’ll tell you. You don’t need to ask.
- If someone is pregnant and they want to share that, they’ll tell you. You don’t need to ask.
- If someone’s body has changed, they’re aware. You don’t need to point it out.
- If someone has a new relationship, they’ll tell you. You don’t need to ask.
- If someone is pregnant and they want to share that, they’ll tell you. You don’t need to ask.
- If someone’s body has changed, they’re aware. You don’t need to point it out.
November 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Holiday reminders:
- If someone has a new relationship, they’ll tell you. You don’t need to ask.
- If someone is pregnant and they want to share that, they’ll tell you. You don’t need to ask.
- If someone’s body has changed, they’re aware. You don’t need to point it out.
- If someone has a new relationship, they’ll tell you. You don’t need to ask.
- If someone is pregnant and they want to share that, they’ll tell you. You don’t need to ask.
- If someone’s body has changed, they’re aware. You don’t need to point it out.
Is there a sports thing going on? My neighbors are doing a lot of screaming at the tv
November 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Is there a sports thing going on? My neighbors are doing a lot of screaming at the tv
Sushi with strawberries on it??? More likely than you’d think! (And surprisingly delicious)
November 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Sushi with strawberries on it??? More likely than you’d think! (And surprisingly delicious)
PAX in Philly this weekend. And while I have no intention of attending and I’m not entirely sure what goes on in there… the eye candy it brings to the city is undeniable
November 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
PAX in Philly this weekend. And while I have no intention of attending and I’m not entirely sure what goes on in there… the eye candy it brings to the city is undeniable
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - hot people take public transit
November 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - hot people take public transit
Don’t drink? Run into your friends on Broad street!
meeting ended, dinner isn’t until 7, and everyone is back at a hotel while I am killing time instead of going back to my house, and this is a moment where it lowkey sucks to be someone who doesn’t drink because I don’t want to go sit at a bar and kill time so I’m sitting in the office like a weirdo
November 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Don’t drink? Run into your friends on Broad street!
A youth just offered me his seat on the train… do I look like someone in need of a seat?!
(In the last week I have acquired new glasses, graying nose hair, & wrist issues)
(In the last week I have acquired new glasses, graying nose hair, & wrist issues)
November 17, 2025 at 12:52 PM
A youth just offered me his seat on the train… do I look like someone in need of a seat?!
(In the last week I have acquired new glasses, graying nose hair, & wrist issues)
(In the last week I have acquired new glasses, graying nose hair, & wrist issues)
This does not bode well for Monday…
November 17, 2025 at 12:49 PM
This does not bode well for Monday…
$7.99 for Hallmark+ is the best money I have spent all month
November 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
$7.99 for Hallmark+ is the best money I have spent all month
I need to pick an advent calendar … but I might actually buy more than one because I like presents and opening things
November 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I need to pick an advent calendar … but I might actually buy more than one because I like presents and opening things
I just found my first grey/white nose hair… please respect my privacy during this time.
But actually, what the fuck?!
But actually, what the fuck?!
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I just found my first grey/white nose hair… please respect my privacy during this time.
But actually, what the fuck?!
But actually, what the fuck?!
The latest Blastoise trend is even better than the last 😮💨
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The latest Blastoise trend is even better than the last 😮💨
Everyone! It’s going to be ok, I looked at the clock at 11:11
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Everyone! It’s going to be ok, I looked at the clock at 11:11
y’all mind if I dissociate for a quick decade?
November 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
y’all mind if I dissociate for a quick decade?
Good morning, my hokey pokey’s
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Good morning, my hokey pokey’s
Nothing comes between me and my down comforter
November 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Nothing comes between me and my down comforter
Mistletoe Murders… Hallmark is making some excellent points!!!
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Mistletoe Murders… Hallmark is making some excellent points!!!
This is giving me some ideas …
The crispies mentioned!!!
November 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
This is giving me some ideas …
Window open and bedroom is already 59° - we are so back
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Window open and bedroom is already 59° - we are so back
Nothing like Gwen Stefani’s Rich Girl to really turn a morning around
November 10, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Nothing like Gwen Stefani’s Rich Girl to really turn a morning around
I just did something cute and I’m the only one who knows… for now (threat)
November 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I just did something cute and I’m the only one who knows… for now (threat)
Who’s coming over to eat snacks and munch butts?
November 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Who’s coming over to eat snacks and munch butts?
My ability to turn pretzels into a meal is unmatched
November 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
My ability to turn pretzels into a meal is unmatched