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can't tell anyone it's a minecraft mmo i apparently played in 2013
November 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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might read every single comment as a fun prank on my brain
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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messaging people on facebook i haven't spoken to in 10 years to ask what they think of this
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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me when i play animal crossing for the gamecube www.youtube.com/watch?v=anqT...
November 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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WE GO FROM THIS "THING WILL EXIST SOON DUDE OH MY GOD" "HOLY SHIT I'M SO EXCITED FOR THING" TO THIS "hey have you checked out Thing" "huh. oh yeah. Thing is cool" "yeah" WE ARE FUCKING STUPID "DUDE HAVE YOU CHECKED OUT THING" "YES I'M SO STOKED THAT THING EXISTS" "I KNOW HOLY SHIT"
November 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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just kicked a small child on the street, it's ok though because it was my personal choice, also they were probably kicked by other small children too, also they weren't as intelligent as i am, also there was a point in history when it was legal to kick a small child, also what if i lived on a deserted island with nothing to kick but a small child, also kicking a small child is part of my culture, also people who don't kick a small child have deficient legs, also there's no ethical consumption under capitalism so i basically have to kick a small child, also the child was my son and i bred him so that i could kick him, also i just like to kick a small child
November 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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played 40 Winks for ps1

www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0LQ...
gamerdiaries.zephie.net/40-winks
October 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Help save Derpy Hooves Repost if you have a heart
October 28, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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1: "i hate commas and i'll never use them" 2: "what did he say?" "he said 'i hate commas and i'll never use them,' but i don't know why", said the american 3: "Fuck you and no i didn't"
October 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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me and the gang when we see tails
October 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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i literally don't even mind it here
October 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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we're gonna make it
October 18, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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im talking about bird gaming
October 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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if you don't want to spend $60 on this don't fucking talk to me
October 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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unfortunately i didn't have the time to make today's comic, so... i'm giving my reader(s) the opportunity to make their own! [ ] <-- draw here send your comic to freework@zephie.net and the best submission will be featured on the site! [NEWS NEWS NETWORK] ARTIST ARRESTED AFTER PUBLISHING "COMIC" OF PRESIDENTIAL ASSASSINATION INSTRUCTIONS EVERYTHING ELSE STILL BAD ALSO
October 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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overwatch added a new character that looks like this and his story is he graduated from Water College
October 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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hi everyone they just put out a trailer for a tv adaptation of the game Furi, here's a screencap from it
October 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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1: "pssh i'm not gonna feel guilty about buying this. NOT buying it won't UN-KILL this chicken" 2: the stock man patrols 3: an absence on the shelf? 4: "gotta restock" it is this chicken's final day This Coming Has Been Fact-Checked By TheVeganismDestroyer: Actually, they don't do that in the middle of the store. They do it in a facility far away where I don't have to think about it. Nice try, liberals!
October 4, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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looking at the ffxiv side and lmao. there's about 300 hours of mandatory gameplay in there somewhere but don't worry about that
September 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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i really don't want to play monster hunter. this isn't fair
September 30, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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1: "welcome to my educational internet video on a topic you want to learn about or maybe it's a tutorial of sorts" "oh sweet" 2: [failed joke attempt] [failed joke attempt] [failed joke attempt] [failed j--] *click*
September 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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my experience with kingdom hearts is buying 3 when it came out so i could make a funny video
September 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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September 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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1: "what are you doing to me" "putting you in the hurtsphere. i won't touch you don't worry" 2: "ow it hurts in here. i'm having a really bad time" "can't hear you sorry. you're in the hurtsphere" 3: "am i going to die in the hurtsphere" "hopefully. i mean, can't hear you sorry" 4: "i'm going to hurt you myself when i get out" "wow. that violent attitude is why you're in the hurtsphere" "yeah man what the fuck"
September 18, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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one of the funniest things you can say
Holiday (Green Day song) - Wikipedia The song's bridge, which Armstrong hoped to be as "twisted as possible," was designed as a "politician's worst nightmare."
September 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM