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mario have spiders in his mustache tickle him why his so jolly of all time
December 7, 2025 at 12:09 PM
decided to dump all my money into therapy as i think i'd prefer being homeless than living like this
December 3, 2025 at 2:43 PM
did the eat slightly too many hot dogs challenge
November 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
i was going to write a joke essay called "how dark souls makes you a better person" then i looked it up and actually found one
November 29, 2025 at 10:04 AM
i hate to use the computer i wish i could explode it
November 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
folks i tried out hypixel's insanely fucked up version of skyblock and i have to say i'm not entirely sure hytale will be all that good
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
my accent was so bad 5+ years ago why did anyone hang around me
November 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
my telegram is owlhoods, my discord is imzephie, i made a server discord.gg/qyct22m9FJ i've given you all the ammo to bully me. Do your worsed
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
playing a video game and not writing about it. forgotten how to do this
November 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
been having frequent panic attacks the past couple weeks please don't expect much out of me
November 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
how do we feel about diverting all my attention to becoming a gamerstreamer as a last ditch effort to afford to live
November 21, 2025 at 10:01 AM
might read every single comment as a fun prank on my brain
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 AM
boys blowing up my phone phone asking how they can give me $5 and i'm tired of telling them it's ko-fi.com/zephiedotnet
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November 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
messaging people on facebook i haven't spoken to in 10 years to ask what they think of this
November 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
sorry to everyone who has been mildly owned by my compulsion to reset my life and everybody i know every few years. rest assured i am the one who has been most owned by it overall
November 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
me when i play animal crossing for the gamecube www.youtube.com/watch?v=anqT...
November 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
the only two things i say are "it's hot in topeka" when it's hot and "for the love of everything fraggable" when it's cold. the rest of the year i'm silent
November 18, 2025 at 9:15 AM
many have asked about the true meaning of this comic and i think it's time i commented on it. for all those who were wondering, yes, it is actually about being put inside a sphere that hurts you when you're in it
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November 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
just learned australia target has nothing to do with america target. turns out i don't know what it's like to be inside a target. feel like everything's falling apart around me
November 17, 2025 at 11:44 AM
when i was a kid i so bad wanted those instant fast food packets from spy kids. now i just want love
November 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
discord server with 5 active users and 28 channels. do NOT let me catch your ass discussing home-cooked food in the takeout channel
November 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
can't afford the therapy i need but i'm making an effort by being too anxious to have an appetite so i don't have to spend money on food
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
November 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
[at normal volume to everyone at a protest] i bet you're fun at parties
November 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
nice flashy profile animations you paid discord for dude would be a shame if someone were to use an add-on that turns all that shit off
November 7, 2025 at 4:15 AM