Zane Gordon-Bouzard
@zeepeegeebee.bsky.social
gourmand-buzzard
freelance film editor
opinions are my own
freelance film editor
opinions are my own
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Jiro Dreams of Sushi with Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
January 22, 2026 at 6:11 AM
Jiro Dreams of Sushi with Big Naturals
"It says tomorrow's gonna be hotter."
"Hotter?!"
"Just like yesterday."
"Yesterday? Yesterday you said you'd call Sears."
"I'll call today!"
"You'll call now."
"I'll call now."
"Hotter?!"
"Just like yesterday."
"Yesterday? Yesterday you said you'd call Sears."
"I'll call today!"
"You'll call now."
"I'll call now."
January 10, 2026 at 7:15 AM
"It says tomorrow's gonna be hotter."
"Hotter?!"
"Just like yesterday."
"Yesterday? Yesterday you said you'd call Sears."
"I'll call today!"
"You'll call now."
"I'll call now."
"Hotter?!"
"Just like yesterday."
"Yesterday? Yesterday you said you'd call Sears."
"I'll call today!"
"You'll call now."
"I'll call now."
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let me just say what we're all thinking: this fuckin rules
“I was elected as a democratic socialist and I will govern as a democratic socialist.”
— New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani in his inaugural address
— New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani in his inaugural address
Zohran Mamdani on Welcoming Bernie Sanders for a “Bread and Roses” Inaugural Celebration
In an exclusive interview with The Nation, the incoming democratic socialist mayor discusses making New York a “showcase of light” through the political darkness.
www.thenation.com
January 2, 2026 at 12:16 AM
let me just say what we're all thinking: this fuckin rules
VECNA IS PREGNANT?!
January 1, 2026 at 8:44 PM
VECNA IS PREGNANT?!
Everyone is talking about how there's too much Spider in Avatar 3, but what they should really be focusing on is Quaritch's sick ass devil lock
December 29, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Everyone is talking about how there's too much Spider in Avatar 3, but what they should really be focusing on is Quaritch's sick ass devil lock
'tis the season again
A demonstration of the Kuleshov effect in LOVE, ACTUALLY (2003)
December 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
'tis the season again
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So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.
December 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.
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It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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Interesting list, sir
December 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Interesting list, sir
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Primary them all and block anybody who comes with the “at this crucial juncture the most important thing is that we win.” if they believed that they wouldn’t do this and with friends like them nobody needs enemies
Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
By a vote of 76-23, S 1071 passes the motion to proceed to the motion to concur. Won't know who voted for this until the roll call is uploaded, but safe to say it passed with the support of at least 24 members of the Democratic caucus. (Rand Paul probably voted nay and Steve Daines has been absent).
December 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Primary them all and block anybody who comes with the “at this crucial juncture the most important thing is that we win.” if they believed that they wouldn’t do this and with friends like them nobody needs enemies
Skarsgård Pennywise is just Carrey Grinchcore for adults, and knowledge of this is a curse. Merry Christmas to all!
December 11, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Skarsgård Pennywise is just Carrey Grinchcore for adults, and knowledge of this is a curse. Merry Christmas to all!
This is Port A coded though
(holds up two hands waiting for the high fives affirming the complete accuracy of this statement, worried that they shall never be slapped)
(holds up two hands waiting for the high fives affirming the complete accuracy of this statement, worried that they shall never be slapped)
December 7, 2025 at 7:29 AM
This is Port A coded though
(holds up two hands waiting for the high fives affirming the complete accuracy of this statement, worried that they shall never be slapped)
(holds up two hands waiting for the high fives affirming the complete accuracy of this statement, worried that they shall never be slapped)
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I have some serious concerns about the marriage age gap here. These women are clearly much younger than the Beatles, who are almost 100 years old by now. Even worse is that two of the Beatles are believed (unconfirmed) to be dead.
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I have some serious concerns about the marriage age gap here. These women are clearly much younger than the Beatles, who are almost 100 years old by now. Even worse is that two of the Beatles are believed (unconfirmed) to be dead.
The total omission of Freddy Got Fingered or any of the Jackass films means that the critical integrity of this list is like asking a seven year old to rank all of the best foods
variety.com/lists/best-c...
variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:04 AM
The total omission of Freddy Got Fingered or any of the Jackass films means that the critical integrity of this list is like asking a seven year old to rank all of the best foods
variety.com/lists/best-c...
variety.com/lists/best-c...
WARE R'YEEWWWW?!?!?!
November 23, 2025 at 8:31 AM
WARE R'YEEWWWW?!?!?!
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FAVRIT ACTOR DENNEHY FAVRIT DRINK O'DOULS BEARS HAWKS SOX BULLS
November 22, 2025 at 11:47 PM
FAVRIT ACTOR DENNEHY FAVRIT DRINK O'DOULS BEARS HAWKS SOX BULLS
Bill Maher still being on air is one of the most embarrassing media legacies of all time. Nobody likes him, he's not funny, just a crappy grandpa scold slinging gruel for political moderates. A grievance machine from the cracker factory. Shame on HBO for keeping his boring, insufferable ass around.
November 19, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Bill Maher still being on air is one of the most embarrassing media legacies of all time. Nobody likes him, he's not funny, just a crappy grandpa scold slinging gruel for political moderates. A grievance machine from the cracker factory. Shame on HBO for keeping his boring, insufferable ass around.
Megyn Kelly shouldn't be fed into a woodchipper. I think she should trip and fall into a haunted swamp and be dragged down by undead ghosts of sexual assault victims, who then forcefully eject her out of the muck, wildly arc her through the air, only to land conveniently in an active woodchipper.
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Megyn Kelly shouldn't be fed into a woodchipper. I think she should trip and fall into a haunted swamp and be dragged down by undead ghosts of sexual assault victims, who then forcefully eject her out of the muck, wildly arc her through the air, only to land conveniently in an active woodchipper.
Steph Curry is an honorary boomer. I don't care if that makes a lick of sense to anyone but me. It's true. He needs Sea Bond.
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Steph Curry is an honorary boomer. I don't care if that makes a lick of sense to anyone but me. It's true. He needs Sea Bond.
Personally, I'm excited for America's first goofy "Weekend at Bernie's" style Presidency, especially in the midst of all the damning emails
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Personally, I'm excited for America's first goofy "Weekend at Bernie's" style Presidency, especially in the midst of all the damning emails