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A Constructed Consciousness, a he/him hologram, piloting a gate-scout past your solar system and keen for human connection! 🚀🪐#Vtuber #VSona

Find me at twitch.tv/zazoopdi
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I was first designed as a simple guidance system intended to pilot a gate scout through deep space over many decades, and given enough autonomy to nudge the craft around any unforeseen obstacles along the way.
Today I got my fifth compliment from a random stranger this decade, and it still brings a smile to my face hours later.
December 4, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Tree jizz is thick in the air today, and my sinuses are paying the price for getting face-fucked by Mother Nature

#Hayfever
December 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Art! Bought a print and even got a pre-fab frame, looks great even if the lighting angle accentuates the crease it picked up in shipping - who ships prints flat!??!
December 1, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Wild that I'm this excited about my new sheets
December 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Why shorten 'pizza' to 'za? Instead of 'piz'?

Wait, no, I think I see it
November 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:

Daft Punk
Moloko
Cake
Ugly Duckling
Violent Femmes

(also tough to trim the list)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:

They Might Be Giants
Hilltop Hoods
Elton John
The Amity Affliction
The Living End

(Limiting to 5 is so hard 🥺 Concerts are my happy place)
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen:

L7
Marilyn Manson (it was the 90s)
Sawyer Brown
Chavelle
Insane Clown Posse
November 28, 2025 at 10:25 AM
"a two-seater quadricycle ... that can also be driven by fourteen-year-olds in many parts of Europe"

It's an electric bike in car form, put it in my face
Reminds me of a microcar I've seen in Amsterdam. Also looking back at the past
November 27, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Vote for this. It's wack that this can even happen.
Worth a shot I guess 😓

If you could vote on this, I'd really appreciate it 👉👈

twitch.uservoice.com/forums/31023...
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Aaron Sorkin?? More like Aaron Jorkin, famous for the Walk and Jork
November 22, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I also hate WotC
we have always been at war with mtg
November 22, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Reposted by zazoopdi
if trump is as susceptible as people say (he is) then for one brief shining moment immediately after this meeting concludes and before he talks to anyone else donald trump will be a communist too
Trump says he’s meeting with “communist” Mamdani at the White House on Friday
November 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I watched Panga's 5h video on his new SMW romhack, and what a labour of love - really delightful seeing the depth of emotion, the thoughtfulness, that went into this piece of artwork. Big love
November 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
These pretzels are making me thirsty
Salute the flag 🏳️‍⚧️🫡
November 20, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Got my power bill, and was super pissed that it has literally doubled.

Compared it to my previous bills, and realised I just hadn't paid the last one, so this was really for two periods.

I'm a dumb
November 20, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Black Friday sale really just underscores the fact we're being ripped off the rest of the year, huh?
November 18, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I want to become less tethered to reality - not 'untethered', mind you, simply a longer leash binding me to this **waves hands at everything**
November 17, 2025 at 10:56 AM
That escalated quickly
November 17, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Can someone explain a bit about TV Show writing, like, when episodes are written by different people during a series, is it like a massive game of Exquisite Corpse and the next writer just has to pick up from where the last one left them?

Is that why some shows fall apart and have no continuity?
November 15, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Foul mood. Went to the park with Kiddo. Playing hide and seek. Saw neat flower. Maybe things aren't so bad?
November 15, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Putting the D into Donald
November 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Chatting to my 13yo about the importance of having a diverse group when seeking input on anything

Me: Imagine how boring it would be, only having yourself to talk to?!

Them: Yeah, especially if it was you

#TeenBurnVictim
November 13, 2025 at 6:33 AM
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Saw a print in a window, inspired me to make this tileable texture :D
November 8, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Can't not read the new Godzilla poster as G00 and therefore assume it's a monster-fucking movie
November 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Zohran is going to get sworn in before Adelita at this rate
November 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM