Zayloxithe
@zayloxithe.bsky.social
Asexual autistic Canadian Twitch affiliate. Straightedge. Chicago/Ottawa/Vegas hockey fan. Shiny hunter. PS4/Switch/PC/PS5 gamer. Horror. Music lover. WWE fan. EST 19XX
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Zayloxithe
@zayloxithe.bsky.social
· Jan 22
I do not require any graphics design, social media manager, or promoters in my dms. please do not message with those requests. dms are open if you want to be friends and are a genuine person looking to chat, network, collab or just need to talk in general. thanks in advanced and stay gold. much love
potential hot take: i don't think companies should announce/reveal movies or shows or games until they're within 6 months of release
November 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
potential hot take: i don't think companies should announce/reveal movies or shows or games until they're within 6 months of release
Why didn't the chef season the Thanksgiving turkey? There was no thyme
November 27, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Why didn't the chef season the Thanksgiving turkey? There was no thyme
Jimmy: I wanted to go out fishing with my dad this morning, but he said being at school was more important
Teacher: I agree with your dad! And did he tell you why it's more important for you to be at school?
Jimmy: Yes, because he didn't have enough bait for the both of us.
Teacher: I agree with your dad! And did he tell you why it's more important for you to be at school?
Jimmy: Yes, because he didn't have enough bait for the both of us.
November 27, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Jimmy: I wanted to go out fishing with my dad this morning, but he said being at school was more important
Teacher: I agree with your dad! And did he tell you why it's more important for you to be at school?
Jimmy: Yes, because he didn't have enough bait for the both of us.
Teacher: I agree with your dad! And did he tell you why it's more important for you to be at school?
Jimmy: Yes, because he didn't have enough bait for the both of us.
unfortunately i'm not feeling the best tonight, got a sore throat and bit of a headache, so going to postpone final fantasy 7 stream to tomorrow night instead and take it easy tonight off stream.
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
unfortunately i'm not feeling the best tonight, got a sore throat and bit of a headache, so going to postpone final fantasy 7 stream to tomorrow night instead and take it easy tonight off stream.
I'm opening a funeral parlor for people with no specific faith.
I've decided to call it "Die Agnostic Services."
I've decided to call it "Die Agnostic Services."
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I'm opening a funeral parlor for people with no specific faith.
I've decided to call it "Die Agnostic Services."
I've decided to call it "Die Agnostic Services."
This cosmog full art pull i just got in @pokemontcgpocket.bsky.social is absolutely adorable! Absolutely brilliant! #PokemonTCGPocket
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
This cosmog full art pull i just got in @pokemontcgpocket.bsky.social is absolutely adorable! Absolutely brilliant! #PokemonTCGPocket
Oh my god this full art pull i just got in @pokemontcgpocket.bsky.social is so cute! I love it #PokemonTCGPocket
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Oh my god this full art pull i just got in @pokemontcgpocket.bsky.social is so cute! I love it #PokemonTCGPocket
What's the worst thing you can hear during open-heart surgery? Anything.
November 24, 2025 at 1:39 PM
What's the worst thing you can hear during open-heart surgery? Anything.
I love the simplicity of this full art pull i just got in @pokemontcgpocket.bsky.social. It's awesome. #PokemonTCGPocket
November 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I love the simplicity of this full art pull i just got in @pokemontcgpocket.bsky.social. It's awesome. #PokemonTCGPocket
was fun getting back to overwatch with friends again. was a fun session.
Thanks to Empressevergreen and @bubbligamez.bsky.social for joining!
We raided out to show @saltywraithwench.bsky.social love
Thanks to Empressevergreen and @bubbligamez.bsky.social for joining!
We raided out to show @saltywraithwench.bsky.social love
it's time for some overwatch 2! come hang out and see how i do! www.twitch.tv/zayloxithe
Zayloxithe - Twitch
Hey there, I'm Zayloxithe. Just an autistic asexual Canadian gamer and music fan. I stream a variety of games (formerly a lot of pokemon content (occasionally now), mostly hearthstone now with other g...
www.twitch.tv
November 24, 2025 at 10:17 AM
was fun getting back to overwatch with friends again. was a fun session.
Thanks to Empressevergreen and @bubbligamez.bsky.social for joining!
We raided out to show @saltywraithwench.bsky.social love
Thanks to Empressevergreen and @bubbligamez.bsky.social for joining!
We raided out to show @saltywraithwench.bsky.social love
it's time for some overwatch 2! come hang out and see how i do! www.twitch.tv/zayloxithe
Zayloxithe - Twitch
Hey there, I'm Zayloxithe. Just an autistic asexual Canadian gamer and music fan. I stream a variety of games (formerly a lot of pokemon content (occasionally now), mostly hearthstone now with other g...
www.twitch.tv
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 AM
it's time for some overwatch 2! come hang out and see how i do! www.twitch.tv/zayloxithe
I don't want to cancel stream tonight so going to give myself a bit of time to wake up, going to be starting in 20 minutes
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I don't want to cancel stream tonight so going to give myself a bit of time to wake up, going to be starting in 20 minutes
Where can you still get gas for $1.39? Taco bell
November 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Where can you still get gas for $1.39? Taco bell
What kind of cheese is made backward? Edam
November 23, 2025 at 1:42 PM
What kind of cheese is made backward? Edam
Unfortunately i'm going to be cancelling tonight's stream, feeling low energy tonight so going to take the evening to rest and watch some stuff on netflix, maybe game off stream tonight. sorry for any disappointment, thanks for understanding. next planned stream is sunday night, hope to seeya then.
November 22, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Unfortunately i'm going to be cancelling tonight's stream, feeling low energy tonight so going to take the evening to rest and watch some stuff on netflix, maybe game off stream tonight. sorry for any disappointment, thanks for understanding. next planned stream is sunday night, hope to seeya then.
An unsuccessful artist got an unexpected visit from his landlord, who demanded several months of unpaid rent.
"Just think," pleaded the artist, "Someday soon, tourists will be pointing at this building and saying, 'A great abstract painter used to live there!' "
"Just think," pleaded the artist, "Someday soon, tourists will be pointing at this building and saying, 'A great abstract painter used to live there!' "
November 22, 2025 at 3:28 AM
An unsuccessful artist got an unexpected visit from his landlord, who demanded several months of unpaid rent.
"Just think," pleaded the artist, "Someday soon, tourists will be pointing at this building and saying, 'A great abstract painter used to live there!' "
"Just think," pleaded the artist, "Someday soon, tourists will be pointing at this building and saying, 'A great abstract painter used to live there!' "
This full art pull i got in @pokemontcgpocket.bsky.social is such a mood! #PokemonTCGPocket
November 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
This full art pull i got in @pokemontcgpocket.bsky.social is such a mood! #PokemonTCGPocket
Made a bit of progress today, was overall fun outside of a couple sections. onto chapter 10 next stream! looking forward to continuing!
Thanks to @ellainadttv.bsky.social for the raid!
We raided out to show The_G_funk love
Thanks to @ellainadttv.bsky.social for the raid!
We raided out to show The_G_funk love
Come hang out as i continue my first ever final fantasy playthrough! www.twitch.tv/zayloxithe
Zayloxithe - Twitch
My first *actual* Final Fantasy playthrough #3: something something bodyguard with a giant sword and anime hair
www.twitch.tv
November 21, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Made a bit of progress today, was overall fun outside of a couple sections. onto chapter 10 next stream! looking forward to continuing!
Thanks to @ellainadttv.bsky.social for the raid!
We raided out to show The_G_funk love
Thanks to @ellainadttv.bsky.social for the raid!
We raided out to show The_G_funk love
Come hang out as i continue my first ever final fantasy playthrough! www.twitch.tv/zayloxithe
Zayloxithe - Twitch
My first *actual* Final Fantasy playthrough #3: something something bodyguard with a giant sword and anime hair
www.twitch.tv
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Come hang out as i continue my first ever final fantasy playthrough! www.twitch.tv/zayloxithe
A hamburger walks into a bar, climbs up on a stool, and orders a beer.
The bartender takes one look at the hamburger and says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."
The bartender takes one look at the hamburger and says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."
November 20, 2025 at 12:35 PM
A hamburger walks into a bar, climbs up on a stool, and orders a beer.
The bartender takes one look at the hamburger and says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."
The bartender takes one look at the hamburger and says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."
unfortunately i'm going to be cancelling tonight's stream, i'm still feeling like garbage. Final Fantasy 7 Remake stream will be moved to tomorrow instead. I'm sorry for any disappointment and thank you for understanding. i hope to see you thursday night
November 20, 2025 at 5:01 AM
unfortunately i'm going to be cancelling tonight's stream, i'm still feeling like garbage. Final Fantasy 7 Remake stream will be moved to tomorrow instead. I'm sorry for any disappointment and thank you for understanding. i hope to see you thursday night
I'm not feeling the best and trying to get rid of a headache, still have time until stream so going to try to rest it off..May need to move stream to tomorrow instead. Will update later before stream for sure. Thanks in advance
November 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I'm not feeling the best and trying to get rid of a headache, still have time until stream so going to try to rest it off..May need to move stream to tomorrow instead. Will update later before stream for sure. Thanks in advance
The first four books of the Harry Potter series are quite light-hearted. But the fifth one? Dead Sirius
November 19, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The first four books of the Harry Potter series are quite light-hearted. But the fifth one? Dead Sirius
Why is frosty never late? Time waits for snowman.
November 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Why is frosty never late? Time waits for snowman.
A young boy watched his mother pack her lunch for a day-long business trip. "What's that, Mom?" he asked.
"It's a thermos," said his mom. "It keeps hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold."
Can I use it for my lunch next time?" asked the little boy.
"Sure." said the mom.
"It's a thermos," said his mom. "It keeps hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold."
Can I use it for my lunch next time?" asked the little boy.
"Sure." said the mom.
November 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
A young boy watched his mother pack her lunch for a day-long business trip. "What's that, Mom?" he asked.
"It's a thermos," said his mom. "It keeps hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold."
Can I use it for my lunch next time?" asked the little boy.
"Sure." said the mom.
"It's a thermos," said his mom. "It keeps hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold."
Can I use it for my lunch next time?" asked the little boy.
"Sure." said the mom.