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Zayloxithe
@zayloxithe.bsky.social
Asexual autistic Canadian Twitch affiliate. Straightedge. Chicago/Ottawa/Vegas hockey fan. Shiny hunter. PS4/Switch/PC/PS5 gamer. Horror. Music lover. WWE fan. EST 19XX

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I do not require any graphics design, social media manager, or promoters in my dms. please do not message with those requests. dms are open if you want to be friends and are a genuine person looking to chat, network, collab or just need to talk in general. thanks in advanced and stay gold. much love
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe
December 20, 2025 at 12:02 PM
My latest shiny in @pokemongoapp.bsky.social! The first costume charjabug i saw too, I got so lucky with it! #PokemonGo #Shinypokemon #shiny #pokemon #shinyhunter #niantic
December 20, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Be sure to check on your wrestling friends, some of us still haven't recovered from John Cena's retirement match.
December 19, 2025 at 4:47 PM
What's a chicken's least favorite day of the week? Fry-day.
December 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Just wanted to update. Feeling mostly better now, however I work Friday Saturday sunday and Monday so I likely won't be able to stream until after Christmas holidays at some point. If I have energy between work shifts I may do impromptu stream but don't expect anything for sure.
December 19, 2025 at 7:44 AM
This is such an adorable full art pull in @pokemontcgpocket.bsky.social! I love this artwork and trubbish is so cute! #PokemonTCGpocket
December 19, 2025 at 7:39 AM
This is a kinda neat full art pull I just got in @pokemontcgpocket.bsky.social. Basic design but it's cool. #PokemonTCGpocket
December 19, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Josiah was experiencing some mouth pain, so he made an appointment to see his dentist.
After a quick exam, the dentist said, "That upper plate I put in a few years ago is eroding. Can you think of anything you've been doing differently lately?"
December 19, 2025 at 5:55 AM
What happened when Frosty hit the gym and got a six-pack? He became abdominal snowman.
December 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
My latest full art pull in @pokemontcgpocket.bsky.social! This looks so cool! I love this! #PokemonTCGPocket
December 17, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Why was the snowman rummaging through the bag of carrots? He was picking his nose
December 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
On the first day of my flying instructions, I looked down nervously and asked my instructor, "What are all these buttons for?"
He explained to me patiently, "Those are to keep your shirt closed.
December 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I just wanted to take time to give quick update. i've been sick since saturday morning so i'm unfortunately unsure of how much i'll be able to stream this week. i'll do my best to get a few streams in but no promises. going to take the time i need to rest to get over this.
December 15, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Why was the computer so cold? It had left it's Windows open.
December 14, 2025 at 1:21 PM
so anyways, how is everyone doing? tell me about your day or a funny story.
December 14, 2025 at 1:20 PM
in the moment i was just like enjoying the moment, seeing the locker room give love and such, then seeing the tributes and like some of the other wrestlers post their tributes and such. it's truly end of an era and this wrestling fan is not okay. my heart is broken.
December 14, 2025 at 1:13 PM
my heart is broken seeing john cena's retirement match. i can't believe that his career is over. i'm super happy that he went out on his own terms and gave us that retirement tour. thanks for leaving wrestling better then you left it and also thanks for the memories #ThankYouCena
December 14, 2025 at 1:05 PM
it's the end of an era and honestly i'm not okay. I'm an emotional wreck after john cena's final match into retirement. I'm just glad i got to witness his career and see my childhood hero go off into the sunset on his own terms. John Cena is an inspiration and i have the utmost respect for him.
December 14, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I woke up last night to find Gloria Gaynor standing at the food of my bed.
At first I was afraid, then I was petrified.
December 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Researchers for Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found more than 150 injured crows around Boston recently. A bird pathologist confirmed that the injuries were due to vehicular impacts.
December 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I'm not feeling the greatest at the moment so i'm just going to rest up for tonight and take it easy. i'm sorry for cancelling again and i'll do my best to make it up to you soon. final fantasy will be completed next week,
December 12, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I'm of the opinion that all horror movies can be classified as thrillers, however not all thrillers are horror. please let me know if you agree or disagree, i'd like to hear others inputs on this.
December 11, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I've said it before, i'll say it again. I don't know who needs to hear it: just because a show happens to be animated, doesn't mean it's intended for kids.
December 11, 2025 at 11:50 AM
What do you call a bunch of chess fanatics bragging about their skills in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer
December 11, 2025 at 11:22 AM
I had an idea for a movie plot where a retired CIA agent searches for his kidnapped daughter in Paris. Turns out that idea was taken.
I then had an idea for another movie where the same agent was kidnapped with his ex-wife in Istanbul.
It turns out that was taken, too.
December 11, 2025 at 11:19 AM