your friend zalp
banner
zalp.hammockc.at
your friend zalp
@zalp.hammockc.at
famous internet shitposter and non-famous pro wrestler

they/them or perish

boston

pp: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/407027
draw me
January 31, 2026 at 10:17 PM
as in* but lol @ the typo
January 10, 2026 at 12:38 AM
ass in seriously, let's wrestle 😈
January 10, 2026 at 12:38 AM
pro wrestler coming in to say yes
January 9, 2026 at 9:24 PM
hypno cat detected
December 29, 2025 at 8:57 PM
hello
December 8, 2025 at 4:11 AM
do uhhhh do you need help with that in december
November 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
👀
October 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
shit. I need one
August 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
someone told me to "have a night" the other day
July 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
come hang out once we clean our apartment
July 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
yes that's me
July 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
put me in coach
June 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Henry hatsworth. was that on ds? I think so
June 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
the sequel to FUCK & SUCK MYSELF
June 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
can i

can i play this game
April 29, 2025 at 9:31 PM