Zalgardis
@zalgardis.bsky.social
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Team Cherry Holiday Sign-off! Hollow Knight: Silksong - Sea of Sorrow revealed, the original Hollow Knight refreshed, and more!
Read the blog post here: www.teamcherry.com.au/blog/holiday...
Read the blog post here: www.teamcherry.com.au/blog/holiday...
December 16, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Team Cherry Holiday Sign-off! Hollow Knight: Silksong - Sea of Sorrow revealed, the original Hollow Knight refreshed, and more!
Read the blog post here: www.teamcherry.com.au/blog/holiday...
Read the blog post here: www.teamcherry.com.au/blog/holiday...
Person: Oh. You know @uafbum.bsky.social
Me: Yes.
Person: Tell him I said "Piss off."
Me: Ah, you DO know him.
#outofcontext
Me: Yes.
Person: Tell him I said "Piss off."
Me: Ah, you DO know him.
#outofcontext
December 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Person: Oh. You know @uafbum.bsky.social
Me: Yes.
Person: Tell him I said "Piss off."
Me: Ah, you DO know him.
#outofcontext
Me: Yes.
Person: Tell him I said "Piss off."
Me: Ah, you DO know him.
#outofcontext
Me: Im not sure many people COULD portray Chun Li's thighs accurately.
Wife, without hesitation: @xxautumnivyxx.bsky.social
Me: ...touché
Wife, without hesitation: @xxautumnivyxx.bsky.social
Me: ...touché
December 12, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Me: Im not sure many people COULD portray Chun Li's thighs accurately.
Wife, without hesitation: @xxautumnivyxx.bsky.social
Me: ...touché
Wife, without hesitation: @xxautumnivyxx.bsky.social
Me: ...touché
GM: Is a 28 a crit.
Orc Cleric: It's sadly just meets.
GM: And you take 22 damage.
Orc Cleric: ...that is EXACTLY enough to knock me unconscious.
GM: OK, The healers down.
#pathfinder2e
Orc Cleric: It's sadly just meets.
GM: And you take 22 damage.
Orc Cleric: ...that is EXACTLY enough to knock me unconscious.
GM: OK, The healers down.
#pathfinder2e
December 7, 2025 at 5:01 AM
GM: Is a 28 a crit.
Orc Cleric: It's sadly just meets.
GM: And you take 22 damage.
Orc Cleric: ...that is EXACTLY enough to knock me unconscious.
GM: OK, The healers down.
#pathfinder2e
Orc Cleric: It's sadly just meets.
GM: And you take 22 damage.
Orc Cleric: ...that is EXACTLY enough to knock me unconscious.
GM: OK, The healers down.
#pathfinder2e
*out of character* There's been a lot of creatures that swallow us. I think we need to talk about Paizo's more kink.
#pathfinder2e
#pathfinder2e
December 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM
*out of character* There's been a lot of creatures that swallow us. I think we need to talk about Paizo's more kink.
#pathfinder2e
#pathfinder2e
GM: You don't like the look of that area.
Orc Cleric: Interpret as "You should not go there." Got it.
#pathfinder2e
Orc Cleric: Interpret as "You should not go there." Got it.
#pathfinder2e
December 7, 2025 at 3:50 AM
GM: You don't like the look of that area.
Orc Cleric: Interpret as "You should not go there." Got it.
#pathfinder2e
Orc Cleric: Interpret as "You should not go there." Got it.
#pathfinder2e
Kobold Bard: OK, I cast Telekinetic Projectile and I will throw... the beetle they were betting on.
#pathfinder2e
#pathfinder2e
December 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Kobold Bard: OK, I cast Telekinetic Projectile and I will throw... the beetle they were betting on.
#pathfinder2e
#pathfinder2e
GM: Your Nat 20 shows that the creatures you are tracking opened this door, saw the altar, and immediately turned around.
Orc Cleric: Yeah, they were smarter than us.
#pathfinder2e
Orc Cleric: Yeah, they were smarter than us.
#pathfinder2e
December 7, 2025 at 3:26 AM
GM: Your Nat 20 shows that the creatures you are tracking opened this door, saw the altar, and immediately turned around.
Orc Cleric: Yeah, they were smarter than us.
#pathfinder2e
Orc Cleric: Yeah, they were smarter than us.
#pathfinder2e
*GM shows shadow monster*
Kobold Barbarian: Would.
Orc Cleric: No, that's a shadow. *rolls Nat 1 on initiative*
Kobold Barbarian: You deserve that.
#pathfinder2e
Kobold Barbarian: Would.
Orc Cleric: No, that's a shadow. *rolls Nat 1 on initiative*
Kobold Barbarian: You deserve that.
#pathfinder2e
December 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
*GM shows shadow monster*
Kobold Barbarian: Would.
Orc Cleric: No, that's a shadow. *rolls Nat 1 on initiative*
Kobold Barbarian: You deserve that.
#pathfinder2e
Kobold Barbarian: Would.
Orc Cleric: No, that's a shadow. *rolls Nat 1 on initiative*
Kobold Barbarian: You deserve that.
#pathfinder2e
Kobold Rogue: Which path smells more mushroomy?
#pathfinder2e
#pathfinder2e
December 7, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Kobold Rogue: Which path smells more mushroomy?
#pathfinder2e
#pathfinder2e
Kobold Barbarian: How many healing spells do you have left?
Orc Cleric: I haven't used any yet.
Kobold Barbarian: OK, that means my vote is for violence.
#pathfinder2e
Orc Cleric: I haven't used any yet.
Kobold Barbarian: OK, that means my vote is for violence.
#pathfinder2e
December 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Kobold Barbarian: How many healing spells do you have left?
Orc Cleric: I haven't used any yet.
Kobold Barbarian: OK, that means my vote is for violence.
#pathfinder2e
Orc Cleric: I haven't used any yet.
Kobold Barbarian: OK, that means my vote is for violence.
#pathfinder2e
Kobold Rogue: It's cute. We should make it our friend.
GM: You know you can't.
Kobold Rogue: Let's kill it and take its shit.
#pathfinder2e
GM: You know you can't.
Kobold Rogue: Let's kill it and take its shit.
#pathfinder2e
December 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Kobold Rogue: It's cute. We should make it our friend.
GM: You know you can't.
Kobold Rogue: Let's kill it and take its shit.
#pathfinder2e
GM: You know you can't.
Kobold Rogue: Let's kill it and take its shit.
#pathfinder2e
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crystal healing is out. crystal harming is in! i wrote a druid subclass based on the Vault of the Black Desert from the #pathfinder2e Extinction Curse adventure path. learn how to give all your closest friends radiation poisoning on pathfinder infinite: site.pathfinderinfinite.com/product/5470...
December 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
crystal healing is out. crystal harming is in! i wrote a druid subclass based on the Vault of the Black Desert from the #pathfinder2e Extinction Curse adventure path. learn how to give all your closest friends radiation poisoning on pathfinder infinite: site.pathfinderinfinite.com/product/5470...
"You are really making me consider alcohol right now."
#codenames
#codenames
November 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
"You are really making me consider alcohol right now."
#codenames
#codenames
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Leshy Princess
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Leshy Princess
GM: You know it's weak against bludgeoning damage.
Kobold Rogue: Who does the punchy punchy?
GM: The Orc Cleric that's currently grappling it.
#pathfinder2e
Kobold Rogue: Who does the punchy punchy?
GM: The Orc Cleric that's currently grappling it.
#pathfinder2e
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
GM: You know it's weak against bludgeoning damage.
Kobold Rogue: Who does the punchy punchy?
GM: The Orc Cleric that's currently grappling it.
#pathfinder2e
Kobold Rogue: Who does the punchy punchy?
GM: The Orc Cleric that's currently grappling it.
#pathfinder2e
GM: You have one more action.
Orc Cleric: Screw it, I attempt to grapple. *rolls a 5* I use a hero point. *Nat 20*
#pathfinfer2e
Orc Cleric: Screw it, I attempt to grapple. *rolls a 5* I use a hero point. *Nat 20*
#pathfinfer2e
November 23, 2025 at 2:57 AM
GM: You have one more action.
Orc Cleric: Screw it, I attempt to grapple. *rolls a 5* I use a hero point. *Nat 20*
#pathfinfer2e
Orc Cleric: Screw it, I attempt to grapple. *rolls a 5* I use a hero point. *Nat 20*
#pathfinfer2e
Kobold Bard: Yeah, I'm running.
Orc Cleric *to the tune of Brave Sir Robin* Princess Guini ran away. Bravely ran away away.
#pathfinder2e
Orc Cleric *to the tune of Brave Sir Robin* Princess Guini ran away. Bravely ran away away.
#pathfinder2e
November 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Kobold Bard: Yeah, I'm running.
Orc Cleric *to the tune of Brave Sir Robin* Princess Guini ran away. Bravely ran away away.
#pathfinder2e
Orc Cleric *to the tune of Brave Sir Robin* Princess Guini ran away. Bravely ran away away.
#pathfinder2e
YouTube algorithm working for once showing me this.
youtu.be/pnkThJ9j8XY?...
youtu.be/pnkThJ9j8XY?...
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
YouTube algorithm working for once showing me this.
youtu.be/pnkThJ9j8XY?...
youtu.be/pnkThJ9j8XY?...
Reposted by Zalgardis
Selling my old VR setup for $500
includes:
- HTC Vive + all necessary cords/plugs
- 2 controllers
- 2 base stations + wall mounts
- 1 USB to micro USB
- 3 Trackers + Dongles (1 of the dongles is broken, unsure which one, but all trackers work)
- 1 Tracker (3.0) + Dongle
DMs open if interested
includes:
- HTC Vive + all necessary cords/plugs
- 2 controllers
- 2 base stations + wall mounts
- 1 USB to micro USB
- 3 Trackers + Dongles (1 of the dongles is broken, unsure which one, but all trackers work)
- 1 Tracker (3.0) + Dongle
DMs open if interested
November 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Selling my old VR setup for $500
includes:
- HTC Vive + all necessary cords/plugs
- 2 controllers
- 2 base stations + wall mounts
- 1 USB to micro USB
- 3 Trackers + Dongles (1 of the dongles is broken, unsure which one, but all trackers work)
- 1 Tracker (3.0) + Dongle
DMs open if interested
includes:
- HTC Vive + all necessary cords/plugs
- 2 controllers
- 2 base stations + wall mounts
- 1 USB to micro USB
- 3 Trackers + Dongles (1 of the dongles is broken, unsure which one, but all trackers work)
- 1 Tracker (3.0) + Dongle
DMs open if interested
Kobold Bard: Is anyone ELSE trained in medicine?!
GM: The one bleeding out on the ground.
Orc Cleric at dying three waves.
#pathfinder2e
GM: The one bleeding out on the ground.
Orc Cleric at dying three waves.
#pathfinder2e
November 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Kobold Bard: Is anyone ELSE trained in medicine?!
GM: The one bleeding out on the ground.
Orc Cleric at dying three waves.
#pathfinder2e
GM: The one bleeding out on the ground.
Orc Cleric at dying three waves.
#pathfinder2e
Kobold Bard: I'm going to Battle Medicine our Cleric. *Nat 1*
Orc Cleric: Ha, Im in DANGER.
#pathfinder2e
Orc Cleric: Ha, Im in DANGER.
#pathfinder2e
November 16, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Kobold Bard: I'm going to Battle Medicine our Cleric. *Nat 1*
Orc Cleric: Ha, Im in DANGER.
#pathfinder2e
Orc Cleric: Ha, Im in DANGER.
#pathfinder2e
Kobold Rogue: We need someone smart. Which of us is the smart one?
*Party points to the rogue*
#
Kobold Rogue: Oh... we're gonna die.
#pathfinder2e
*Party points to the rogue*
#
Kobold Rogue: Oh... we're gonna die.
#pathfinder2e
November 16, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Kobold Rogue: We need someone smart. Which of us is the smart one?
*Party points to the rogue*
#
Kobold Rogue: Oh... we're gonna die.
#pathfinder2e
*Party points to the rogue*
#
Kobold Rogue: Oh... we're gonna die.
#pathfinder2e
Kobold Rogue: That was easy? Why were we scared of that?
GM: Well, two crits before it can even move will do that.
#pathfinfer2e
GM: Well, two crits before it can even move will do that.
#pathfinfer2e
November 16, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Kobold Rogue: That was easy? Why were we scared of that?
GM: Well, two crits before it can even move will do that.
#pathfinfer2e
GM: Well, two crits before it can even move will do that.
#pathfinfer2e
Kobold Bard: We should kill him.
Kobold Rogue: No! He's a friend.
Kobold Barbarian: I support the murdering of this "Friend."
#pathfinder2e
Kobold Rogue: No! He's a friend.
Kobold Barbarian: I support the murdering of this "Friend."
#pathfinder2e
November 16, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Kobold Bard: We should kill him.
Kobold Rogue: No! He's a friend.
Kobold Barbarian: I support the murdering of this "Friend."
#pathfinder2e
Kobold Rogue: No! He's a friend.
Kobold Barbarian: I support the murdering of this "Friend."
#pathfinder2e