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Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · 2d

May it pass quickly

Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · 14d

Instructor: And what will you think of when working on this?
Me: Swedish Chef, stupid bird, and "mawwiage."
Instructor: Good.
#vocalist

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Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · 14d

Instructor: Your pronunciation is off. Think more like the Swedish chef.
Me: ... I hate that THAT WORKED!
#vocalist

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Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · 17d

Best moment of traveling today;
The TSA agent noticing and complimenting my "I AM THE HYPE" shirt.

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Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · 26d

"You fool! You've exposed your weak point to me!"

Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · 27d

Found @aurorawebcomic.bsky.social at Barnes and Noble. Time to lend it to friends and family and get them hooked.

The cover of Aurora Volume 1 in a Barnes and Noble shelf.

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Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · 28d

60 below

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Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · Sep 18

Coworker: Sooooo, you like to fiddle with things in the system, right?
Me: I fear my comments are about to get me in trouble... what things in particular?
#outofcontextwork

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Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · Sep 18

Vocal instructor: Apparently I was quoted?
Me: It was @graismanic.bsky.social that ratted me, wasn't it.

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Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · Sep 11

Vocal instructor: You take in so much air, hut you refuse to use it.
Me: My JRPG habits are showing again.

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Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · Sep 7

GM: Unfortunately, the "certain death" is a 500ft drop.
Aasimar Paladin, with wings: ...dammit!
#pathfinder1e

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Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · Sep 7

GM: One door leads to safety, one door leads to certain death.
Paladin: Let's find this "certain death" and kick its ass.
#pathfinder1e #outofcontextttrpg

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Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · Sep 7

GM: So, that's a 38 attack against you.
Paladin: That would hit... if he wasn't the target of my smite.
GM: ... K, so they HAVE to roll a Nat 20 to hit you.
#pathfinder1e

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Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · Sep 7

Undead guardian: Divest yourselves of your weapons and armor and we shall take you before our great Pharoah.
Cryptbreaker Alchemist: Counter offer-
Undead Scourge Warrior of the Holy Light Paladin: *draws flaming holy scimitar* Get FUCKED!
#pathfinder1e

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Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · Sep 5

Welcome, and congrats on another cycle.

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Sean Chiplock 🟡 🔜 AkiCon (East Peoria, IL) @sonicmega.bsky.social · Sep 4

GAMES CREATORS SUPPORT ARCHIVAL AND PRESERVATION EFFORTS - INCLUDING ASSETS SAVED BY PIRACY

Jay @envinyon.bsky.social · Sep 1

very direct evidence that video game piracy is important in the preservation of video games

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Zalgardis @zalgardis.bsky.social · Sep 4

Vocal coach: There's a reason I never schedule anyone after your lessons.
Me: ...thanks?
#outofcontext #vocallessons

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TBSkyen @tbskyen.com · Aug 30

I feel that @trewatsonmusic.com has made the best metal cover of Third Sanctuary. Like, this one just has the right feel.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXRn...

The Third Sanctuary (DELTARUNE) || Metal Cover by @TreWatsonMusic

YouTube video by Tre Watson

www.youtube.com

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