Pinned
Who out there gobblin’ til they wobblin’
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Who out there gobblin’ til they wobblin’
So far today I’ve shoveled 10” of snow out of my driveway, renewed tabs and ID’s for me and a roommate, changed the oil on the car, hit 3 stores, got hit with my winter layoff, prepped a cranberry/wild rice stuffing and rubbed this moo moo slab with toasted coriander, kosher salt and rosemary fr fr
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
So far today I’ve shoveled 10” of snow out of my driveway, renewed tabs and ID’s for me and a roommate, changed the oil on the car, hit 3 stores, got hit with my winter layoff, prepped a cranberry/wild rice stuffing and rubbed this moo moo slab with toasted coriander, kosher salt and rosemary fr fr
Thanksgiving PSA:
You’re celebrating with the family, maybe friends, possibly your special sweet thang you do sex to. What do they have in common?
None of them want to see your porcupine bush of pubes on the side of the toilet. So do your due diligence and clean the fucking pube catcher today 🦃
You’re celebrating with the family, maybe friends, possibly your special sweet thang you do sex to. What do they have in common?
None of them want to see your porcupine bush of pubes on the side of the toilet. So do your due diligence and clean the fucking pube catcher today 🦃
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Thanksgiving PSA:
You’re celebrating with the family, maybe friends, possibly your special sweet thang you do sex to. What do they have in common?
None of them want to see your porcupine bush of pubes on the side of the toilet. So do your due diligence and clean the fucking pube catcher today 🦃
You’re celebrating with the family, maybe friends, possibly your special sweet thang you do sex to. What do they have in common?
None of them want to see your porcupine bush of pubes on the side of the toilet. So do your due diligence and clean the fucking pube catcher today 🦃
Weatherman said we’re getting 8-12” tonight for our first winter storm
November 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Weatherman said we’re getting 8-12” tonight for our first winter storm
You can take your little gobbler turkey birds and go listen to Dave Mathew’s Band with them and fuck right off because I’m roasting a prime moo moo slab instead
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
You can take your little gobbler turkey birds and go listen to Dave Mathew’s Band with them and fuck right off because I’m roasting a prime moo moo slab instead
I’ve found some absolutely solid Lake Superior agates on job sites this year
November 24, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I’ve found some absolutely solid Lake Superior agates on job sites this year
Uncle Pen played the fiddle in the howling rain and if you’d shut the fuck up you could hear it sing
November 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Uncle Pen played the fiddle in the howling rain and if you’d shut the fuck up you could hear it sing
Reposted by 𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐
friday night plans
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
friday night plans
Not to totally jerk myself off all over the timeline here, but I’ve gone 5/7 in my most recent bouts against the fitted sheet
November 16, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Not to totally jerk myself off all over the timeline here, but I’ve gone 5/7 in my most recent bouts against the fitted sheet
I can’t say I’ve ever seen them this strong in the middle of town before
November 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I can’t say I’ve ever seen them this strong in the middle of town before
Well, didn’t think my car would die out on top of the tallest bridge connecting Duluth and Superior this morning… but here I am watching the sunrise on top of the bridge and that’s cool
November 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Well, didn’t think my car would die out on top of the tallest bridge connecting Duluth and Superior this morning… but here I am watching the sunrise on top of the bridge and that’s cool
The lake it is said, never gives up her dead.
November 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The lake it is said, never gives up her dead.
Not me slow rolling some roasted tomato, garlic red sauce with a big ol donk of Porketta braising since 830am, and finishing it some of them plump gnochs
November 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Not me slow rolling some roasted tomato, garlic red sauce with a big ol donk of Porketta braising since 830am, and finishing it some of them plump gnochs
No real easy way to say this, but it’s snowing out there bud
November 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
No real easy way to say this, but it’s snowing out there bud
Happy Friday dildos and dildoettes 🐸🪲
November 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Happy Friday dildos and dildoettes 🐸🪲
Hey go look at the moon you fucking dildo
November 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Hey go look at the moon you fucking dildo
Idk who needs to hear this, but you can fit a 6’ 1/4” 300 yard roll of landscaping felt in a 2010 Honda Accord EX-L V6
November 5, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Idk who needs to hear this, but you can fit a 6’ 1/4” 300 yard roll of landscaping felt in a 2010 Honda Accord EX-L V6
37 degrees outside is a fun temperature to find out your jeans are ripped the entire length of your balls(pennis balls) from lower taint to end of gooch n shaft so if Lake Superior could not be windy today it would be nice because I don’t think my achy breaky balls can take it
November 4, 2025 at 12:42 PM
37 degrees outside is a fun temperature to find out your jeans are ripped the entire length of your balls(pennis balls) from lower taint to end of gooch n shaft so if Lake Superior could not be windy today it would be nice because I don’t think my achy breaky balls can take it
Legend. Fare the Well Donna
November 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Legend. Fare the Well Donna
Oatmeal, cranberry, dark choccy and sea salt guys to go with some creamy chicken and wild rice soup today shiiiiiiiiiit
November 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Oatmeal, cranberry, dark choccy and sea salt guys to go with some creamy chicken and wild rice soup today shiiiiiiiiiit
“All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.” - Jerry Garcia
November 1, 2025 at 5:01 PM
“All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.” - Jerry Garcia
Ope I didn’t do it pony boy
October 31, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Ope I didn’t do it pony boy
Hate to break it to ya penis breath, but 10/31/98 Velvet Underground Halloween set is Phish’s best Halloween set and you’re super dumb if you think it’s not
October 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Hate to break it to ya penis breath, but 10/31/98 Velvet Underground Halloween set is Phish’s best Halloween set and you’re super dumb if you think it’s not
So today at work an old friend of mine(lady friend she has boobs) saw me working in the middle of the road(I was the stop sign guy) and then she came back later but brought me a bunch of pastries and snacks and kissed me so what does that mean?
October 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
So today at work an old friend of mine(lady friend she has boobs) saw me working in the middle of the road(I was the stop sign guy) and then she came back later but brought me a bunch of pastries and snacks and kissed me so what does that mean?
Man, I fucking love Duluth Minnesota there bud
October 28, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Man, I fucking love Duluth Minnesota there bud