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zachsamaphone.bsky.social
𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐
@zachsamaphone.bsky.social
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Aspiring stay-at-home folk singer
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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · Nov 14
This is Meow Meow. He is a cat
This is Meow Meow. He is a Cat.
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Max Wolly @maxwolly.bsky.social · 1d
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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 1d
I fucking love you
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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 1d
I’ll make out with you and your brown nipples shut up
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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 1d
Steal it
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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 2d
Dude you look fine as hell in PPE
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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 2d
My favorite part about that job was for the last 6 weeks I was there, I paid every claim and didn’t deny shit knowing I’d be out the door sooner than later
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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 2d
It very well could have been graded and packed by beavers
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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 2d
We’re like the A team but it’s the B team
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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 2d
The office views today are pretty tight
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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 2d
Save a spot for me so we can make it fun
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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 2d
Yeah but looking at 2mp boobies on the flip is like AOL circa 95 with that 30 minute pixelated boobie load time and I don’t think you can safely access the hub or redtube on a foldable telephone
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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 2d
That’s enough out of you this morning
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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 2d
Mercedes Cunty McGoo
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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 2d
2009?
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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 3d
Nice beaver
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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 3d
Beavers are ornery because they got them two teeth and no toothbrush
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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 3d
Lololol
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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 3d
Working a few miles outside of Beaver Bay Minnesota(population 150)home of the beavers. They have normal beavers, angry beavers, furry beavers, smooth beavers, sideways beavers, big ol fat beavers and beavers that just come up from underneath ya
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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 4d
No I’m still getting pegged by the worm
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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 4d
Literally. Let’s go buy $40,000 worth of shit to go freeze our asses off on a lake for 5 precious hours of daylight we get
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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 4d
I actually do not like ice fishing
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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 4d
I’m on the back of the worm
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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 4d
Mostly everything
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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 4d
This is the face of a master, skillfully dedicated to his trade
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Gary @phastenough.bsky.social · 4d
Reentry at the Superdome, a Budweiser, a dog, and a heater
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𖤐 zach from minnesota 𖤐 @zachsamaphone.bsky.social · 4d
Are you trying to make yourself sad
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