@z0phn.bsky.social
A liberal can opener in the supermarket of life. Husband, father, homo sapien. Politics, music, cycling, food, watches, cocktails. Opinions and attitudes are free.
His eyes are increasingly droopy and closed but his open asshole apparently leaks all the time. His mind has never been open and is increasingly gone. His makeup is off but his caps lock is stuck on. We need Dem leaders to attack his bloviating ass.
November 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
His eyes are increasingly droopy and closed but his open asshole apparently leaks all the time. His mind has never been open and is increasingly gone. His makeup is off but his caps lock is stuck on. We need Dem leaders to attack his bloviating ass.
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No Lies Detected, Ms. Welch......
November 30, 2025 at 12:31 PM
No Lies Detected, Ms. Welch......
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A present for my #Resisters (feel free to steal) and a warning to MAGAts...
November 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
A present for my #Resisters (feel free to steal) and a warning to MAGAts...
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Building a huge ballroom does not mean that any of these Republicans have any balls. I wonder if they see the irony.
November 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Building a huge ballroom does not mean that any of these Republicans have any balls. I wonder if they see the irony.
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Hegseth and the administration are doing the equivalent of trying to solve alcoholism by blowing up Budweiser trucks before they reach the store.
November 29, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Hegseth and the administration are doing the equivalent of trying to solve alcoholism by blowing up Budweiser trucks before they reach the store.
Successful RSD. Only missed getting Linda Ronstadt.
#rsdblackfriday #MusicSky #Vinyl #VinylSky #VinylCommunity #VinylRecords
#rsdblackfriday #MusicSky #Vinyl #VinylSky #VinylCommunity #VinylRecords
November 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Successful RSD. Only missed getting Linda Ronstadt.
#rsdblackfriday #MusicSky #Vinyl #VinylSky #VinylCommunity #VinylRecords
#rsdblackfriday #MusicSky #Vinyl #VinylSky #VinylCommunity #VinylRecords
To any young people who are into music: someday you may find yourself camped out in front of a record store on Record Store Day in sub freezing temperatures and you may wonder if music is worth it. It is and those of us from Gen X and older will remind you that we had to do this for concert tickets.
November 28, 2025 at 9:43 AM
To any young people who are into music: someday you may find yourself camped out in front of a record store on Record Store Day in sub freezing temperatures and you may wonder if music is worth it. It is and those of us from Gen X and older will remind you that we had to do this for concert tickets.
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If your Democratic Rep or Senator is too busy condemning socialism and not working towards lowering your housing costs, utilities, or working towards Medicare for all.. They're not working for you. They're working for large corporations and billionaires.
November 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM
If your Democratic Rep or Senator is too busy condemning socialism and not working towards lowering your housing costs, utilities, or working towards Medicare for all.. They're not working for you. They're working for large corporations and billionaires.
Many people are wondering: if the orange Nazi and Boebert were watching Beetlejuice and Bubba was seated between them, would it be lips or a hand on Bubba's cock?
November 16, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Many people are wondering: if the orange Nazi and Boebert were watching Beetlejuice and Bubba was seated between them, would it be lips or a hand on Bubba's cock?
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Hey Megyn Kelly,
14-year-old Eloise would like a word:
“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”
Sound up! 🔥🔊
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14-year-old Eloise would like a word:
“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”
Sound up! 🔥🔊
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November 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Hey Megyn Kelly,
14-year-old Eloise would like a word:
“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”
Sound up! 🔥🔊
1/2
14-year-old Eloise would like a word:
“If my voice makes you uncomfortable, good…
because the minute adults start defending predators by defending the age of a child, you’re not protecting the truth, you’re protecting the predator.”
Sound up! 🔥🔊
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“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!”
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!”
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
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Cal robbed of the MVP this year.
“Right fielder hits real good” vs “Starting catcher carries and elevates team while breaking records."
Absofuckinglutely bullshit.
“Right fielder hits real good” vs “Starting catcher carries and elevates team while breaking records."
Absofuckinglutely bullshit.
November 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Cal robbed of the MVP this year.
“Right fielder hits real good” vs “Starting catcher carries and elevates team while breaking records."
Absofuckinglutely bullshit.
“Right fielder hits real good” vs “Starting catcher carries and elevates team while breaking records."
Absofuckinglutely bullshit.
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Sure, Megyn, there's also a difference between a lawnmower and an electric mixer, but one important similarity between them all: you can't put your dick in any of them.
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Sure, Megyn, there's also a difference between a lawnmower and an electric mixer, but one important similarity between them all: you can't put your dick in any of them.
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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Get rid of Schumer and Jeffries.
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Get rid of Schumer and Jeffries.
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Anyone who believes that the Senators who voted for the non-deal did so without Schumer’s consent while he votes no for show is gullible & naive. You either do this with a plan and exit strategy or you don’t do it at all. There is a disconnect between Dem voters & Sen leadership.
November 10, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Anyone who believes that the Senators who voted for the non-deal did so without Schumer’s consent while he votes no for show is gullible & naive. You either do this with a plan and exit strategy or you don’t do it at all. There is a disconnect between Dem voters & Sen leadership.
Democratic leadership and the hated eight obviously never listened to Kenny Rogers. They clearly have no fucking clue when to hold and when to fold.
November 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Democratic leadership and the hated eight obviously never listened to Kenny Rogers. They clearly have no fucking clue when to hold and when to fold.
Schumer is like a musician who watches his band get a standing ovation for playing a set of songs and then refuses to let the band play them anymore. He needs to be booed or escorted off the stage.
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Schumer is like a musician who watches his band get a standing ovation for playing a set of songs and then refuses to let the band play them anymore. He needs to be booed or escorted off the stage.
Dear Democratic Leadership: some of y’all clearly never faced a bully as children or were not raised like Gen-X. You do not give in to bullies for empty promises. You fight back with everything you have so the bully knows not to keep picking on you. #Primarythe8
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Dear Democratic Leadership: some of y’all clearly never faced a bully as children or were not raised like Gen-X. You do not give in to bullies for empty promises. You fight back with everything you have so the bully knows not to keep picking on you. #Primarythe8
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A reminder - last March, republicans promised to restore $1.1B in funding to DC in exchange for funding the government, and Mike Johnson never took it up in the House.
a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag
ALT: a cartoon girl in a blue dress is kneeling in a field holding a bag
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November 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
A reminder - last March, republicans promised to restore $1.1B in funding to DC in exchange for funding the government, and Mike Johnson never took it up in the House.
@ossoff.senate.gov do not concede anything in the shutdown negotiations. The other side cannot be trusted to honor anything they say they will do later and healthcare is too important to give up on. We must be as committed and calculated as they are.
November 9, 2025 at 2:40 PM
@ossoff.senate.gov do not concede anything in the shutdown negotiations. The other side cannot be trusted to honor anything they say they will do later and healthcare is too important to give up on. We must be as committed and calculated as they are.