The 6th image in my camera roll is Jack Handy quote.

No hints about how I’ll die, but some advice for after the fact.

Since you’ve got the time you’d better send them unlit tower NOTAMs for every FIR east of the Mississippi.

You mean the thing about turkeys being dropped from helicopters?

That’s not a fake FB meme, that’s a joke referencing a classic episode of a 1970s TV show.

Cool if you don’t get the reference - it’s an older show - but it’s pop culture reference nonetheless, not disinformation.

Be careful what you wish for.

Gotta wonder… at what point (with lost sales and extra labour costs) is it cheaper for retailers to just put up with a certain level of theft rather than pay to protect the stuff?

“Middle aged” is being generous, at this point.

I’m still immature though, so it balances out.

It seems like most of he Filoni-verse has been trying to retcon the answers to these questions.

Taken on their own terms, the sequels sweep all of your questions under the rug… but give them another 10-20 years of retconning and maybe it’ll make some sense.

I’ve had a couple pretty bad interviews and a couple good ones.

I seem to be getting better at them the more of them I do.

Assuming your last interview didn’t end with you pushing all the papers off the table and saying something shocking about the HR rep’s mother it never hurts to apply again.

Cabin sim training or flight sim training?

Every now and then they recruit pilots to help out with the cabin sims, during our joint training sessions.

We’re in there as passengers. We occasionally get a little card asking us to be a particular type of challenging passenger.

It’s a pretty new development for us. They deployed the app within the last year.

The onboard internet is also on a totally separate antenna and system than the other satellite comms.

Last spring I was having SatCom and SatData issues and the FAs could still use the doctor app.

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