I'm that way with almonds and walnuts. I become some kind of demonic nut devourer.

Need that. RN. Robots need to get their mechanical shit together.

I let out only the finest gaseous emissions. Ninja farts, if you will. They call me the Stealth Ass assin because of this.

I met two of my long term relationships via dating apps (I swear the apps now are garbage compared to in The Old Days lol) and the meeting and dating process was like that - meet up, hang out and see if there's chemistry. No chemistry, no sex. Why get with someone we don't even like as a person.

dear God in heaven why

This seems to be a trend where just being platonic friends with people nowadays is almost impossible without them someways expecting sex potential.

maybe you've just got that youthful effervescence*

*Gif unrelated or perhaps it is

Love the idea of you adorned in majestic 10-inch platforms, scepter in hand and crown on head

The cheddar is so good imo, it overshadows the holier than thou Swiss's reputation

Need this but in mashed potato flavor

Be the gollim you want to see in the world

I still listen to Cranes sometimes, surely that counts and isn't fowl play

Happy Birthday to Chessie💜💜💜💜💜👑✨

How tall are you again?

Give Frankie the Grammy for Best Song of 2025 for this. Amazionga✨

That Initial Burnt Smell is like a warning of the dryness to come

Narrator:
"There are a million sins in the naked city"
"(Camera zooms in) None of them can escape the watchful nose of Detective Frankie"