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yvrei.bsky.social
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@yvrei.bsky.social
Former fluffer for Nicole Blackman; backup electrician for Skinny Puppy; nbi🥚they/she PFP
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I'm that way with almonds and walnuts. I become some kind of demonic nut devourer.
November 20, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Need that. RN. Robots need to get their mechanical shit together.
November 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I let out only the finest gaseous emissions. Ninja farts, if you will. They call me the Stealth Ass assin because of this.
November 20, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I met two of my long term relationships via dating apps (I swear the apps now are garbage compared to in The Old Days lol) and the meeting and dating process was like that - meet up, hang out and see if there's chemistry. No chemistry, no sex. Why get with someone we don't even like as a person.
November 20, 2025 at 1:11 PM
dear God in heaven why
November 18, 2025 at 10:59 AM
This seems to be a trend where just being platonic friends with people nowadays is almost impossible without them someways expecting sex potential.
November 18, 2025 at 6:09 AM
maybe you've just got that youthful effervescence*

*Gif unrelated or perhaps it is
a close up of a woman wearing glasses and a blue shirt
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media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Love the idea of you adorned in majestic 10-inch platforms, scepter in hand and crown on head
November 18, 2025 at 6:01 AM
The cheddar is so good imo, it overshadows the holier than thou Swiss's reputation
November 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Need this but in mashed potato flavor
November 18, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Be the gollim you want to see in the world
November 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I still listen to Cranes sometimes, surely that counts and isn't fowl play
November 18, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Happy Birthday to Chessie💜💜💜💜💜👑✨
November 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
How tall are you again?
November 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Give Frankie the Grammy for Best Song of 2025 for this. Amazionga✨
November 18, 2025 at 3:11 AM
That Initial Burnt Smell is like a warning of the dryness to come
November 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Narrator:
"There are a million sins in the naked city"
"(Camera zooms in) None of them can escape the watchful nose of Detective Frankie"
November 18, 2025 at 3:08 AM