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@yvrei.bsky.social
Former fluffer for Nicole Blackman; backup electrician for Skinny Puppy; nbi🥚they/she
PFP
alt text: photo of a washed out Celestial P showing only sparse features: a sprigg of hair falling down on the right side of my face, my right eye, nose+lips.
alt text: photo of a washed out Celestial P showing only sparse features: a sprigg of hair falling down on the right side of my face, my right eye, nose+lips.
OhFuckIHaveAHugeGapingHoleInMyNeck is a lovely name for a road
October 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
OhFuckIHaveAHugeGapingHoleInMyNeck is a lovely name for a road
Get you a guy who looks at you like he just filled his diaper for the fourth time today
October 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Get you a guy who looks at you like he just filled his diaper for the fourth time today
MF's facial area was lowered to half-mast in remembrance
September 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
MF's facial area was lowered to half-mast in remembrance
The Shoney's Big Twink was just better
September 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The Shoney's Big Twink was just better
This morning's moon was grinning for some reason
September 18, 2025 at 11:29 AM
This morning's moon was grinning for some reason
Went out to put the garbage by the curb and saw the moon staring down at me (6:34am EST according to my timestamp).
September 17, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Went out to put the garbage by the curb and saw the moon staring down at me (6:34am EST according to my timestamp).
I try to be but then they cut the tether themselves because I guess they enjoy the fall
September 17, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I try to be but then they cut the tether themselves because I guess they enjoy the fall
🎶Far away, this ship has taken me far away, far away from the memories of the people who care if I live or die🎶
August 15, 2025 at 5:29 AM
🎶Far away, this ship has taken me far away, far away from the memories of the people who care if I live or die🎶
Babe what's wrong you've barely touched your alien planet midday excursion
August 15, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Babe what's wrong you've barely touched your alien planet midday excursion
What a huge surprise 🙃
August 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
What a huge surprise 🙃
Getting so hangry just thinking about the Mystery Box. Inject it into my veins 💉 I can feel my brain hemorrhaging from all that vintage sustenance.
August 13, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Getting so hangry just thinking about the Mystery Box. Inject it into my veins 💉 I can feel my brain hemorrhaging from all that vintage sustenance.
They honestly needed that padded gear with some of the stuff they do. Though I'm just going to say this is the craziest bump I've seen in a long time:
August 10, 2025 at 2:13 PM
They honestly needed that padded gear with some of the stuff they do. Though I'm just going to say this is the craziest bump I've seen in a long time:
"There's no reason for this, dispatcher! No reason at all!"
August 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
"There's no reason for this, dispatcher! No reason at all!"