title drop... seven? ish

it's about getting it on with anime girls with big floofy ears

yep

the game very, very loudly refused to mention Wife Prime at any of the six hundred opportunities it had before now so I figured she'd pop up somewhere near the end lol

ahh lol I think I see where we're going with this

she got the old eat mermaid flesh gain immortality thing done to her either before or at the time of the accident huh

not here to kinkshame but

this is a bad post

yeah lol. seems random at a glance but is actually completely deterministic is honestly so cool

far preferable to small talk

I try to wear my "I'll throw you out the window if you even think about talking to me" face at all times

yesssssssssssssssss

how about, instead of rewarding him, we tie him to a big rock and leave him on the top of a mountain

wahaha there it is

she was way too perceptive to have not caught on lol

My problem is that that's the same route half the core cast goes through lol. It's an unnecessary flattening of a much more interesting dynamic down to everyone loves haku

really is no possible good outcome to this arc lol

either she leaves and marries a sheet of wet cardboard or sticks around and contributes to the haremification of the party

one of the key things that made uta2's character interactions so good is that they largely *weren't* romantically coded lol

yeah that whole thing was kinda shit huh lol

it's like we regressed back to uta1 writing for a few hours. bleh.