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yukinogatari.moe
translator of the highest-rated game of all time
@yukinogatari.moe
🔞 J-E translator (SWORD ART ONLINE Alicization Lycoris, The House in Fata Morgana, etc.), game programmer, sporadic streamer. she/they

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bro thinks he's doing anything

(also this battle double sucks because not only do they deprive you of your main healer, the game breaks its own established conventions by ending it when you defeat all three's first forms, and the time you spend wailing on the big guy is entirely wasted?)
November 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
mission: bully the depressed shota slaves

are we the bad guys--
November 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
SHARP HAT
November 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
excuse me why do they have a fucking stargate
November 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
the gang starts another war because haku went traveling with a party consisting of three casters and an idiot
November 21, 2025 at 1:29 PM
what the ever-loving fuck is that outfit bro
November 21, 2025 at 1:05 PM
title drop... seven? ish
November 21, 2025 at 12:48 PM
yep

the game very, very loudly refused to mention Wife Prime at any of the six hundred opportunities it had before now so I figured she'd pop up somewhere near the end lol
November 21, 2025 at 12:22 PM
ahh lol I think I see where we're going with this

she got the old eat mermaid flesh gain immortality thing done to her either before or at the time of the accident huh
November 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
not here to kinkshame but
November 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
in more CR seasonal weirdness, watatabe ep 8 went up with an awkward midpoint between old-style full typesetting and new-style throwing everything out lol
November 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
towa no yuugure continues to have some of the most baffling writing

dude comes crawling to three literal strangers begging to help him badger his wife to forgive him for having an affair a decade ago because I guess that's just a conversation you have on a train with people you've never met before
November 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
yesssssssssssssssss
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
how about, instead of rewarding him, we tie him to a big rock and leave him on the top of a mountain
November 20, 2025 at 2:45 PM
wahaha there it is

she was way too perceptive to have not caught on lol
November 19, 2025 at 3:09 PM
really is no possible good outcome to this arc lol

either she leaves and marries a sheet of wet cardboard or sticks around and contributes to the haremification of the party

one of the key things that made uta2's character interactions so good is that they largely *weren't* romantically coded lol
November 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
can't say I'm much enjoying the whole "prince subaru tries to shove atui in a box while the girls are like 'kyaa so dashing you should be married immediately'" storyline going on 😔

he'd best get obliterated before this arc is through (ideally of the "dies pathetically and uselessly" variety)
November 19, 2025 at 11:46 AM
god this is so unabashedly horny lol
November 19, 2025 at 9:39 AM
while the series never *really* broke free of its "dump all resources into sexy girl art" primary directive, even this would've been unthinkable in the first game lol
November 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
who are you looking at
November 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
"need to convince dad to let me take over the family"

69% chance dad tells her to get married, other 40% they have to kill him
November 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
this is extremely gay

no, I will not explain myself
November 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
smashing the block button like
November 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
"I'm falling"

yes, yes you are. now stop that.
November 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
[700 characters on the roster, really digging for name ideas] "her sister, is called, uhh, sis, yeah. that works."
November 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM