Love this guy:

“I’m not a Democrat, but I’m worried about the veterans.”

Well, sir, if you’re worried about other human beings, such as veterans, perhaps you should be a Democrat.

You are just now realizing that the Republican Party doesn’t give a rat’s ass about you.

Way ahead of you, buddy, that’s my entire daily agenda

Republicans have never cared about veterans, why would they start now 🥲

Prints for sale??? I physically need this for my chaos possum gallery.

Two things can be true, he didn’t say all people wearing sunglasses inside are high.

All serial killers drink water, doesn’t mean people who choose to drink water are serial killers.

He’s still an illegal immigrant, his naturalization status is invalid and should be revoked

Drove around with my windows down and sat outside for a bit? I didn’t have to take my dog for a walk I could have just let him pee right outside the door and run back inside 😁

I literally took my dog for a walk in leggings today, calm down smugtown

When it’s cold you can put on more layers. When it’s hot, all you can do is lay in the dark and pray for the sweet release of death.

Super normal to fantasize about running over someone because they hurt your feelings, what a snowflake 🙄

People thought I was mean for only having 3 toys my last dog, but he literally destroyed EVERY SINGLE TOY we bought him within an hour of receiving it 🥲

(Whispers) who hurt you

You betcha, get outta here with your mealy trash apples! Eat a pink lady instead if you want a tart treat!

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