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Lives right next to your grandmother's house - where you keep your moped. Self-Made Orphan. Mystery Celebrity. Casino Audiophile. Prod: Danger! Health Films
@gandgtheater.bsky.social Jailbreakers - that time William Friedkin worked with Shannen Doherty and a future Oscar winner.
November 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
@gandgtheater.bsky.social Jailbreakers - that time William Friedkin worked with Shannen Doherty and a future Oscar winner.
I'll be breaking out the Blu-ray of The Harder They Come to see Jimmy Cliff's performance as a guy who uses every talent he as to survive in a dangerous Kingstown.
November 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I'll be breaking out the Blu-ray of The Harder They Come to see Jimmy Cliff's performance as a guy who uses every talent he as to survive in a dangerous Kingstown.
My Lai Massacre of the Vietnam War should remind you that that US military will cover up its own Nuremberg worthy war crimes.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Lai_...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Lai_...
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
My Lai Massacre of the Vietnam War should remind you that that US military will cover up its own Nuremberg worthy war crimes.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Lai_...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Lai_...
from 2013's Cinema Overdrive screening
November 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
from 2013's Cinema Overdrive screening
When Oakmoon Orchard was in full effect with record crates. and then the price of good wood went out of control.
November 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
When Oakmoon Orchard was in full effect with record crates. and then the price of good wood went out of control.
H Rap Brown, Jimmy Cliff and Udo Keir gone.
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
H Rap Brown, Jimmy Cliff and Udo Keir gone.
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It's that time...
Put your turkey in the fridge to defrost! Now.
You're welcome!
Put your turkey in the fridge to defrost! Now.
You're welcome!
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
It's that time...
Put your turkey in the fridge to defrost! Now.
You're welcome!
Put your turkey in the fridge to defrost! Now.
You're welcome!
Chris Collinsworth doing color commentary for 500 NFL games is long career, but to a baseball color announcer that's a little over 3 years of work.
November 24, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Chris Collinsworth doing color commentary for 500 NFL games is long career, but to a baseball color announcer that's a little over 3 years of work.
Wait... there was a Playmobil movie?
@manmademoon.bsky.social - did you see it?
@manmademoon.bsky.social - did you see it?
November 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Wait... there was a Playmobil movie?
@manmademoon.bsky.social - did you see it?
@manmademoon.bsky.social - did you see it?
When do we get "Holiday Touchdown: A Jets Chlamydia Story?"
or
"Holiday Touchdown: A Jacksonville Jaguars Love...Who Are We Kidding I'm Going To Die Alone! Story"?
or
"Holiday Touchdown: A Jacksonville Jaguars Love...Who Are We Kidding I'm Going To Die Alone! Story"?
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
When do we get "Holiday Touchdown: A Jets Chlamydia Story?"
or
"Holiday Touchdown: A Jacksonville Jaguars Love...Who Are We Kidding I'm Going To Die Alone! Story"?
or
"Holiday Touchdown: A Jacksonville Jaguars Love...Who Are We Kidding I'm Going To Die Alone! Story"?
I think it's bullshit that Amazon didn't stick those three old ladies on real sleds (with butt cushions) and send them down the real hill without movie magic.
November 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I think it's bullshit that Amazon didn't stick those three old ladies on real sleds (with butt cushions) and send them down the real hill without movie magic.
and then Chris Rock ruined this campaign with the tossed salad man routine.
McDonald's had gone all-in on salads in the mid 80's, with chicken and deli meat options, so it's no surprise they would have taken a swing at a shrimp option
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
and then Chris Rock ruined this campaign with the tossed salad man routine.
Udo Kier was the king of creepy
November 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Udo Kier was the king of creepy
The second most valuable hockey card to have in your collection? Mister Rogers as a Pittsburgh Penguins fan.
November 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The second most valuable hockey card to have in your collection? Mister Rogers as a Pittsburgh Penguins fan.
happy i'm here and not the other space so you don't know I'm posting from my luxury estate in Dubai.
November 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
happy i'm here and not the other space so you don't know I'm posting from my luxury estate in Dubai.
In memory of Frank Zamboni Jr - heaven will get resurfaced between periods. (here he is with his dad on the greatest hockey card ever made).
November 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
In memory of Frank Zamboni Jr - heaven will get resurfaced between periods. (here he is with his dad on the greatest hockey card ever made).
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John Rambo just wanted to visit an old army buddy, but when a small-town sheriff unfairly harassed him, a PTSD killing machine is unleashed in #FirstBlood. The Rambo Saga begins Wednesday at soundcloud.com/murmanproductions.
November 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
John Rambo just wanted to visit an old army buddy, but when a small-town sheriff unfairly harassed him, a PTSD killing machine is unleashed in #FirstBlood. The Rambo Saga begins Wednesday at soundcloud.com/murmanproductions.
bleakest "fun fact" that an NFL game could have "Famous people who were born after the team's last super bowl victory and died.
November 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
bleakest "fun fact" that an NFL game could have "Famous people who were born after the team's last super bowl victory and died.
The Ref is not giving the Chiefs the calls as if he bought his daughter the wrong version of Taylor Swift's latest record.
November 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
The Ref is not giving the Chiefs the calls as if he bought his daughter the wrong version of Taylor Swift's latest record.
you can die from a Tainted Taint? Why don't we have Tainted Taint Awareness Week at work?
November 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
you can die from a Tainted Taint? Why don't we have Tainted Taint Awareness Week at work?
Globe Of Death proves it's a Globe of Death.
November 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Globe Of Death proves it's a Globe of Death.
I've decided Thanksgiving lunch with the Joker and Dinner with the Skipper.
November 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I've decided Thanksgiving lunch with the Joker and Dinner with the Skipper.
why did Twitter want to expose how phony they are?
X rolled out a new feature overnight showing where accounts are based. This network of “Trump-supporting independent women” that claimed to be “real Americans” are based in Thailand.
The photos were stolen from European models & posts pushed pro-Trump lines while targeting Islam and LGBTQ people.
The photos were stolen from European models & posts pushed pro-Trump lines while targeting Islam and LGBTQ people.
November 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
why did Twitter want to expose how phony they are?
in 2019, this was fun. In 2020 - it was a sign that you were mocking those who found only empty shelves of toilet paper.
November 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
in 2019, this was fun. In 2020 - it was a sign that you were mocking those who found only empty shelves of toilet paper.
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On this edition of Box Talk, Kevin McCarthy gets them tiddies out, Nicole accurately describes a show, Cheech's chopper and a Boog-cat. So wring out your mop, pull out a cold weiner and eat it because we're NEVER filling out that Spatula card. It's UHF as Nerdvember continues on Doom Generation!
November 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
On this edition of Box Talk, Kevin McCarthy gets them tiddies out, Nicole accurately describes a show, Cheech's chopper and a Boog-cat. So wring out your mop, pull out a cold weiner and eat it because we're NEVER filling out that Spatula card. It's UHF as Nerdvember continues on Doom Generation!