Oldnerd
@youaredumb.bsky.social
A.k.a. Bryan Lambert. Former/current blogger of youaredumb.net and oldnerd.net . Political commentary, light shitposting, professional wrestling, toy photography.
All typos due to a mix of low vision and hubris.
All typos due to a mix of low vision and hubris.
This gotchapic for the Marvel Legends Scorpion demonstrates a problem I honestly still don’t;t kniow how to fix - weirdness in stuff on the Z axis, like Scorpion’s tail. Maybe it’s a phone camera thing?
Anyway, it’s RNG Vault 52/789, from 12/30/22
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
Anyway, it’s RNG Vault 52/789, from 12/30/22
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
December 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
This gotchapic for the Marvel Legends Scorpion demonstrates a problem I honestly still don’t;t kniow how to fix - weirdness in stuff on the Z axis, like Scorpion’s tail. Maybe it’s a phone camera thing?
Anyway, it’s RNG Vault 52/789, from 12/30/22
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
Anyway, it’s RNG Vault 52/789, from 12/30/22
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
Currently in an elaborate setup hell created by my own inexplicable hubris.
Weep for me.
Weep for me.
November 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Currently in an elaborate setup hell created by my own inexplicable hubris.
Weep for me.
Weep for me.
FIG PIC: “CHAS”
Cannibalistic Humanoid Aboveground Supermarket).
All the Toy Pals got themselves a Teeny Tinies Self Checkout to use in our own special way. My way is to have foodmen buy the food they are. To eat.
Only one bananaman’s arms can do Shocked Face.
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
Cannibalistic Humanoid Aboveground Supermarket).
All the Toy Pals got themselves a Teeny Tinies Self Checkout to use in our own special way. My way is to have foodmen buy the food they are. To eat.
Only one bananaman’s arms can do Shocked Face.
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
November 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
FIG PIC: “CHAS”
Cannibalistic Humanoid Aboveground Supermarket).
All the Toy Pals got themselves a Teeny Tinies Self Checkout to use in our own special way. My way is to have foodmen buy the food they are. To eat.
Only one bananaman’s arms can do Shocked Face.
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
Cannibalistic Humanoid Aboveground Supermarket).
All the Toy Pals got themselves a Teeny Tinies Self Checkout to use in our own special way. My way is to have foodmen buy the food they are. To eat.
Only one bananaman’s arms can do Shocked Face.
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
If “strong floor no ceiling” rolls off your tongue easier than “I fully support trans rights”, you need to be primaried.
November 30, 2025 at 4:15 PM
If “strong floor no ceiling” rolls off your tongue easier than “I fully support trans rights”, you need to be primaried.
Strong floor
No ceiling
That’s the way we like to fuck.
No ceiling
That’s the way we like to fuck.
November 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Strong floor
No ceiling
That’s the way we like to fuck.
No ceiling
That’s the way we like to fuck.
Look, you may not like how Dem leadership is handling things, but they’re consistent in believing that the lawn has to be filled with discarded rakes and it’s their job to take a leisurely stroll across that lawn once every 10 days.
November 30, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Look, you may not like how Dem leadership is handling things, but they’re consistent in believing that the lawn has to be filled with discarded rakes and it’s their job to take a leisurely stroll across that lawn once every 10 days.
Solar power? In MN? What about snow? Easy:
1) Get a 30’ extending pole with a squeegee on the end.
2) First time it snows, use the pole to clear the snow off your panels.
3) Figure out how expensive/unavailable grid power would have to be to ever do that again.
4) Find a place to store the pole.
1) Get a 30’ extending pole with a squeegee on the end.
2) First time it snows, use the pole to clear the snow off your panels.
3) Figure out how expensive/unavailable grid power would have to be to ever do that again.
4) Find a place to store the pole.
November 30, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Solar power? In MN? What about snow? Easy:
1) Get a 30’ extending pole with a squeegee on the end.
2) First time it snows, use the pole to clear the snow off your panels.
3) Figure out how expensive/unavailable grid power would have to be to ever do that again.
4) Find a place to store the pole.
1) Get a 30’ extending pole with a squeegee on the end.
2) First time it snows, use the pole to clear the snow off your panels.
3) Figure out how expensive/unavailable grid power would have to be to ever do that again.
4) Find a place to store the pole.
Nice to know I can still follow standard internet protocols:
1) Post
2) Research what I jus posted about.
3) Post about my research.
4) Fact-check my second post.
5) ?
6) Profit!
1) Post
2) Research what I jus posted about.
3) Post about my research.
4) Fact-check my second post.
5) ?
6) Profit!
November 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Nice to know I can still follow standard internet protocols:
1) Post
2) Research what I jus posted about.
3) Post about my research.
4) Fact-check my second post.
5) ?
6) Profit!
1) Post
2) Research what I jus posted about.
3) Post about my research.
4) Fact-check my second post.
5) ?
6) Profit!
Oh shit are y’all subskeeting that it’s confirmed we never have to see Jericho in AEW ever again?
If that’s true shout that shit from the mountaintops and hand me confetti.
If that’s true shout that shit from the mountaintops and hand me confetti.
November 30, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Oh shit are y’all subskeeting that it’s confirmed we never have to see Jericho in AEW ever again?
If that’s true shout that shit from the mountaintops and hand me confetti.
If that’s true shout that shit from the mountaintops and hand me confetti.
I was raised on this street.
November 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I was raised on this street.
RNG Vault 368/767 is another weird midpoint in “making fake fighting game screens using action figures”.
From 6/10/24, it’s definitely a gotchapic for Jada Mega Man, it’s definitely the soon to be culled Diamond Select Juggernaut, and I think it’s Marvel Vs. Capcom.
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
From 6/10/24, it’s definitely a gotchapic for Jada Mega Man, it’s definitely the soon to be culled Diamond Select Juggernaut, and I think it’s Marvel Vs. Capcom.
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
November 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
RNG Vault 368/767 is another weird midpoint in “making fake fighting game screens using action figures”.
From 6/10/24, it’s definitely a gotchapic for Jada Mega Man, it’s definitely the soon to be culled Diamond Select Juggernaut, and I think it’s Marvel Vs. Capcom.
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
From 6/10/24, it’s definitely a gotchapic for Jada Mega Man, it’s definitely the soon to be culled Diamond Select Juggernaut, and I think it’s Marvel Vs. Capcom.
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
My kingdom for a 16” collapsible light box also sturdy enough to support the weight of a cat.
November 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
My kingdom for a 16” collapsible light box also sturdy enough to support the weight of a cat.
Oh lordy the extended project I thought of to bridge the relative lack of incoming over the next month is… is…
I’m just gonna say it’s an idea and leave it at that, I think.
It is #JoeVember2025 related even though it’s gonna mostly be December.
I’m just gonna say it’s an idea and leave it at that, I think.
It is #JoeVember2025 related even though it’s gonna mostly be December.
November 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Oh lordy the extended project I thought of to bridge the relative lack of incoming over the next month is… is…
I’m just gonna say it’s an idea and leave it at that, I think.
It is #JoeVember2025 related even though it’s gonna mostly be December.
I’m just gonna say it’s an idea and leave it at that, I think.
It is #JoeVember2025 related even though it’s gonna mostly be December.
GOT: Sci-Fi!
I’ve let a few fatal fluffies fly myself.
He’s cool. I wish he were a little crazier, but he’s cool. The cat loves the not-pictured energy ball.
This also works as #JoeVember2025 Day 18, “Crossover”
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
I’ve let a few fatal fluffies fly myself.
He’s cool. I wish he were a little crazier, but he’s cool. The cat loves the not-pictured energy ball.
This also works as #JoeVember2025 Day 18, “Crossover”
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
November 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
GOT: Sci-Fi!
I’ve let a few fatal fluffies fly myself.
He’s cool. I wish he were a little crazier, but he’s cool. The cat loves the not-pictured energy ball.
This also works as #JoeVember2025 Day 18, “Crossover”
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
I’ve let a few fatal fluffies fly myself.
He’s cool. I wish he were a little crazier, but he’s cool. The cat loves the not-pictured energy ball.
This also works as #JoeVember2025 Day 18, “Crossover”
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
Earliest one yet.
RNG Vault #4/787 is from 3/20/22, 10 days after I got the photo box I chose in order to start. One of my early ideas was “Dream Match”, your typical mashemup in a digital wrestling ring.
The second dream match? Orange Cassidy vs. The Hulk!
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
RNG Vault #4/787 is from 3/20/22, 10 days after I got the photo box I chose in order to start. One of my early ideas was “Dream Match”, your typical mashemup in a digital wrestling ring.
The second dream match? Orange Cassidy vs. The Hulk!
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
November 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Earliest one yet.
RNG Vault #4/787 is from 3/20/22, 10 days after I got the photo box I chose in order to start. One of my early ideas was “Dream Match”, your typical mashemup in a digital wrestling ring.
The second dream match? Orange Cassidy vs. The Hulk!
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
RNG Vault #4/787 is from 3/20/22, 10 days after I got the photo box I chose in order to start. One of my early ideas was “Dream Match”, your typical mashemup in a digital wrestling ring.
The second dream match? Orange Cassidy vs. The Hulk!
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
Ha , I keep forgetting that most of the Cybertruck discoure on my Bsky today is about Seth Rollins, that fuckin’ dorkwad.
November 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Ha , I keep forgetting that most of the Cybertruck discoure on my Bsky today is about Seth Rollins, that fuckin’ dorkwad.
It’s almost December, and while I appreciate Dems calling things illegal, dishonest, war crimes, etc., as far as I’m concerned until tribunals start y’all ain’t doing shit.
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
It’s almost December, and while I appreciate Dems calling things illegal, dishonest, war crimes, etc., as far as I’m concerned until tribunals start y’all ain’t doing shit.
Every year around this time you see a few toys on sale that you know you’re gonna see on sale on sites for years. Where the number of people still waiting to pull the trigger is already in the single digits.
(This post is about No Way Home Electro).
(This post is about No Way Home Electro).
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Every year around this time you see a few toys on sale that you know you’re gonna see on sale on sites for years. Where the number of people still waiting to pull the trigger is already in the single digits.
(This post is about No Way Home Electro).
(This post is about No Way Home Electro).
Apple should let you alt-text your pics in Photos and apps should apply it when that photo is uploaded.
(Other photo apps should do this too but it only helps me personally if it’s Photos.)
(Other photo apps should do this too but it only helps me personally if it’s Photos.)
November 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Apple should let you alt-text your pics in Photos and apps should apply it when that photo is uploaded.
(Other photo apps should do this too but it only helps me personally if it’s Photos.)
(Other photo apps should do this too but it only helps me personally if it’s Photos.)
GOT CHEAP: Goku!
Right after I decided that if I was gonna get a Goku I was gonna get this Goku, Best Buy put him on sale and sent me a $10 coupon. So I ain’t mad at a $20 Figuarts.
Didn’t come with effects but I managed. Somehow.
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
Right after I decided that if I was gonna get a Goku I was gonna get this Goku, Best Buy put him on sale and sent me a $10 coupon. So I ain’t mad at a $20 Figuarts.
Didn’t come with effects but I managed. Somehow.
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
November 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
GOT CHEAP: Goku!
Right after I decided that if I was gonna get a Goku I was gonna get this Goku, Best Buy put him on sale and sent me a $10 coupon. So I ain’t mad at a $20 Figuarts.
Didn’t come with effects but I managed. Somehow.
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
Right after I decided that if I was gonna get a Goku I was gonna get this Goku, Best Buy put him on sale and sent me a $10 coupon. So I ain’t mad at a $20 Figuarts.
Didn’t come with effects but I managed. Somehow.
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
Black Friday’s a good day to explain a thing I do.
Toy collecting, as a hobby, ends up making you interact with retailers you avoid for everything else. I figure the least I can do is not say their names.
Hence the Bastards: Blue (OG Arkansas) White (fascist bookshop), Red (Went nuts post-Trump).
Toy collecting, as a hobby, ends up making you interact with retailers you avoid for everything else. I figure the least I can do is not say their names.
Hence the Bastards: Blue (OG Arkansas) White (fascist bookshop), Red (Went nuts post-Trump).
November 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Black Friday’s a good day to explain a thing I do.
Toy collecting, as a hobby, ends up making you interact with retailers you avoid for everything else. I figure the least I can do is not say their names.
Hence the Bastards: Blue (OG Arkansas) White (fascist bookshop), Red (Went nuts post-Trump).
Toy collecting, as a hobby, ends up making you interact with retailers you avoid for everything else. I figure the least I can do is not say their names.
Hence the Bastards: Blue (OG Arkansas) White (fascist bookshop), Red (Went nuts post-Trump).
Maybe this makes me a “doomer” but one genre of post I’m dead tired of is “known gutter racist in power says something slightly more/differently gutter racist on social media and is a HYPOCRITE.”
I’m sure there’s small value in the repetition but personally I’m aware, thanks.
I’m sure there’s small value in the repetition but personally I’m aware, thanks.
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Maybe this makes me a “doomer” but one genre of post I’m dead tired of is “known gutter racist in power says something slightly more/differently gutter racist on social media and is a HYPOCRITE.”
I’m sure there’s small value in the repetition but personally I’m aware, thanks.
I’m sure there’s small value in the repetition but personally I’m aware, thanks.
Oooh, I was thinking Thekla woiuld be the ideal next challenger for Stat and it looks like that may bee where they’re going. #AEWCollision
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Oooh, I was thinking Thekla woiuld be the ideal next challenger for Stat and it looks like that may bee where they’re going. #AEWCollision
THE PENULTIMATE CAN.
My brother got me five cases of this for Christmas in… 2018, I think? After it had been discontinued but before it all vanished from online.
I’ve been stretching them out ever since, partly to savor them and partly to keep my pancreas from exploding.
One left after this.
My brother got me five cases of this for Christmas in… 2018, I think? After it had been discontinued but before it all vanished from online.
I’ve been stretching them out ever since, partly to savor them and partly to keep my pancreas from exploding.
One left after this.
November 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
THE PENULTIMATE CAN.
My brother got me five cases of this for Christmas in… 2018, I think? After it had been discontinued but before it all vanished from online.
I’ve been stretching them out ever since, partly to savor them and partly to keep my pancreas from exploding.
One left after this.
My brother got me five cases of this for Christmas in… 2018, I think? After it had been discontinued but before it all vanished from online.
I’ve been stretching them out ever since, partly to savor them and partly to keep my pancreas from exploding.
One left after this.
Oh man, I just thought of another action figure that should exist, but doesn’t.
6” classic 70’s Cylon with vac-metal armor. I know some company has promised 4: with vehicles but that ain’t gonna do it for me.
6” classic 70’s Cylon with vac-metal armor. I know some company has promised 4: with vehicles but that ain’t gonna do it for me.
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Oh man, I just thought of another action figure that should exist, but doesn’t.
6” classic 70’s Cylon with vac-metal armor. I know some company has promised 4: with vehicles but that ain’t gonna do it for me.
6” classic 70’s Cylon with vac-metal armor. I know some company has promised 4: with vehicles but that ain’t gonna do it for me.