Oldnerd
@youaredumb.bsky.social
A.k.a. Bryan Lambert. Former/current blogger of youaredumb.net and oldnerd.net . Political commentary, light shitposting, professional wrestling, toy photography.
All typos due to a mix of low vision and hubris.
All typos due to a mix of low vision and hubris.
GOT: Sci-Fi!
I’ve let a few fatal fluffies fly myself.
He’s cool. I wish he were a little crazier, but he’s cool. The cat loves the not-pictured energy ball.
This also works as #JoeVember2025 Day 18, “Crossover”
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
I’ve let a few fatal fluffies fly myself.
He’s cool. I wish he were a little crazier, but he’s cool. The cat loves the not-pictured energy ball.
This also works as #JoeVember2025 Day 18, “Crossover”
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
November 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
GOT: Sci-Fi!
I’ve let a few fatal fluffies fly myself.
He’s cool. I wish he were a little crazier, but he’s cool. The cat loves the not-pictured energy ball.
This also works as #JoeVember2025 Day 18, “Crossover”
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
I’ve let a few fatal fluffies fly myself.
He’s cool. I wish he were a little crazier, but he’s cool. The cat loves the not-pictured energy ball.
This also works as #JoeVember2025 Day 18, “Crossover”
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
Earliest one yet.
RNG Vault #4/787 is from 3/20/22, 10 days after I got the photo box I chose in order to start. One of my early ideas was “Dream Match”, your typical mashemup in a digital wrestling ring.
The second dream match? Orange Cassidy vs. The Hulk!
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
RNG Vault #4/787 is from 3/20/22, 10 days after I got the photo box I chose in order to start. One of my early ideas was “Dream Match”, your typical mashemup in a digital wrestling ring.
The second dream match? Orange Cassidy vs. The Hulk!
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
November 29, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Earliest one yet.
RNG Vault #4/787 is from 3/20/22, 10 days after I got the photo box I chose in order to start. One of my early ideas was “Dream Match”, your typical mashemup in a digital wrestling ring.
The second dream match? Orange Cassidy vs. The Hulk!
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
RNG Vault #4/787 is from 3/20/22, 10 days after I got the photo box I chose in order to start. One of my early ideas was “Dream Match”, your typical mashemup in a digital wrestling ring.
The second dream match? Orange Cassidy vs. The Hulk!
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
Ha , I keep forgetting that most of the Cybertruck discoure on my Bsky today is about Seth Rollins, that fuckin’ dorkwad.
November 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Ha , I keep forgetting that most of the Cybertruck discoure on my Bsky today is about Seth Rollins, that fuckin’ dorkwad.
It’s almost December, and while I appreciate Dems calling things illegal, dishonest, war crimes, etc., as far as I’m concerned until tribunals start y’all ain’t doing shit.
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
It’s almost December, and while I appreciate Dems calling things illegal, dishonest, war crimes, etc., as far as I’m concerned until tribunals start y’all ain’t doing shit.
Every year around this time you see a few toys on sale that you know you’re gonna see on sale on sites for years. Where the number of people still waiting to pull the trigger is already in the single digits.
(This post is about No Way Home Electro).
(This post is about No Way Home Electro).
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Every year around this time you see a few toys on sale that you know you’re gonna see on sale on sites for years. Where the number of people still waiting to pull the trigger is already in the single digits.
(This post is about No Way Home Electro).
(This post is about No Way Home Electro).
Apple should let you alt-text your pics in Photos and apps should apply it when that photo is uploaded.
(Other photo apps should do this too but it only helps me personally if it’s Photos.)
(Other photo apps should do this too but it only helps me personally if it’s Photos.)
November 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Apple should let you alt-text your pics in Photos and apps should apply it when that photo is uploaded.
(Other photo apps should do this too but it only helps me personally if it’s Photos.)
(Other photo apps should do this too but it only helps me personally if it’s Photos.)
GOT CHEAP: Goku!
Right after I decided that if I was gonna get a Goku I was gonna get this Goku, Best Buy put him on sale and sent me a $10 coupon. So I ain’t mad at a $20 Figuarts.
Didn’t come with effects but I managed. Somehow.
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
Right after I decided that if I was gonna get a Goku I was gonna get this Goku, Best Buy put him on sale and sent me a $10 coupon. So I ain’t mad at a $20 Figuarts.
Didn’t come with effects but I managed. Somehow.
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
November 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
GOT CHEAP: Goku!
Right after I decided that if I was gonna get a Goku I was gonna get this Goku, Best Buy put him on sale and sent me a $10 coupon. So I ain’t mad at a $20 Figuarts.
Didn’t come with effects but I managed. Somehow.
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
Right after I decided that if I was gonna get a Goku I was gonna get this Goku, Best Buy put him on sale and sent me a $10 coupon. So I ain’t mad at a $20 Figuarts.
Didn’t come with effects but I managed. Somehow.
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
Black Friday’s a good day to explain a thing I do.
Toy collecting, as a hobby, ends up making you interact with retailers you avoid for everything else. I figure the least I can do is not say their names.
Hence the Bastards: Blue (OG Arkansas) White (fascist bookshop), Red (Went nuts post-Trump).
Toy collecting, as a hobby, ends up making you interact with retailers you avoid for everything else. I figure the least I can do is not say their names.
Hence the Bastards: Blue (OG Arkansas) White (fascist bookshop), Red (Went nuts post-Trump).
November 28, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Black Friday’s a good day to explain a thing I do.
Toy collecting, as a hobby, ends up making you interact with retailers you avoid for everything else. I figure the least I can do is not say their names.
Hence the Bastards: Blue (OG Arkansas) White (fascist bookshop), Red (Went nuts post-Trump).
Toy collecting, as a hobby, ends up making you interact with retailers you avoid for everything else. I figure the least I can do is not say their names.
Hence the Bastards: Blue (OG Arkansas) White (fascist bookshop), Red (Went nuts post-Trump).
Maybe this makes me a “doomer” but one genre of post I’m dead tired of is “known gutter racist in power says something slightly more/differently gutter racist on social media and is a HYPOCRITE.”
I’m sure there’s small value in the repetition but personally I’m aware, thanks.
I’m sure there’s small value in the repetition but personally I’m aware, thanks.
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Maybe this makes me a “doomer” but one genre of post I’m dead tired of is “known gutter racist in power says something slightly more/differently gutter racist on social media and is a HYPOCRITE.”
I’m sure there’s small value in the repetition but personally I’m aware, thanks.
I’m sure there’s small value in the repetition but personally I’m aware, thanks.
Oooh, I was thinking Thekla woiuld be the ideal next challenger for Stat and it looks like that may bee where they’re going. #AEWCollision
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Oooh, I was thinking Thekla woiuld be the ideal next challenger for Stat and it looks like that may bee where they’re going. #AEWCollision
THE PENULTIMATE CAN.
My brother got me five cases of this for Christmas in… 2018, I think? After it had been discontinued but before it all vanished from online.
I’ve been stretching them out ever since, partly to savor them and partly to keep my pancreas from exploding.
One left after this.
My brother got me five cases of this for Christmas in… 2018, I think? After it had been discontinued but before it all vanished from online.
I’ve been stretching them out ever since, partly to savor them and partly to keep my pancreas from exploding.
One left after this.
November 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
THE PENULTIMATE CAN.
My brother got me five cases of this for Christmas in… 2018, I think? After it had been discontinued but before it all vanished from online.
I’ve been stretching them out ever since, partly to savor them and partly to keep my pancreas from exploding.
One left after this.
My brother got me five cases of this for Christmas in… 2018, I think? After it had been discontinued but before it all vanished from online.
I’ve been stretching them out ever since, partly to savor them and partly to keep my pancreas from exploding.
One left after this.
Oh man, I just thought of another action figure that should exist, but doesn’t.
6” classic 70’s Cylon with vac-metal armor. I know some company has promised 4: with vehicles but that ain’t gonna do it for me.
6” classic 70’s Cylon with vac-metal armor. I know some company has promised 4: with vehicles but that ain’t gonna do it for me.
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Oh man, I just thought of another action figure that should exist, but doesn’t.
6” classic 70’s Cylon with vac-metal armor. I know some company has promised 4: with vehicles but that ain’t gonna do it for me.
6” classic 70’s Cylon with vac-metal armor. I know some company has promised 4: with vehicles but that ain’t gonna do it for me.
Why yes, I -do- in fact have at least four pictures of a giant wrestling turkey to post on Thanksgiving.
Did you even need to ask?
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
Did you even need to ask?
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Why yes, I -do- in fact have at least four pictures of a giant wrestling turkey to post on Thanksgiving.
Did you even need to ask?
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
Did you even need to ask?
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
Gonna come clean with you all. I don’t know what any of you mean by “6th picture in your photo gallery”.
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Gonna come clean with you all. I don’t know what any of you mean by “6th picture in your photo gallery”.
This is how much Kimchi loves bing on the cati, FYI.
(The catio buts up against the house via the bathroom window - she demands out, experiences weather, then comes back in when she’s had enough (these days like two minutes tops).
(The catio buts up against the house via the bathroom window - she demands out, experiences weather, then comes back in when she’s had enough (these days like two minutes tops).
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
This is how much Kimchi loves bing on the cati, FYI.
(The catio buts up against the house via the bathroom window - she demands out, experiences weather, then comes back in when she’s had enough (these days like two minutes tops).
(The catio buts up against the house via the bathroom window - she demands out, experiences weather, then comes back in when she’s had enough (these days like two minutes tops).
Just bought a sale thing that jumps at least three of my current collecting guardrails if you’re wondering how my day is going.
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Just bought a sale thing that jumps at least three of my current collecting guardrails if you’re wondering how my day is going.
AEW has to get to intergender just so we can have Storm v Moxley in a stadium. The chemistry is palpable.
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
AEW has to get to intergender just so we can have Storm v Moxley in a stadium. The chemistry is palpable.
I’ll say this. Jon Moxley as someone desperately trying to maintain his whole deal as it inexorably slips through his fingers is the most interesting he’s been to me since the BCC turned heel.
I hope that’s what they’re doing, though, and not just teasing it. Still not sure. #AEWDynamite
I hope that’s what they’re doing, though, and not just teasing it. Still not sure. #AEWDynamite
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I’ll say this. Jon Moxley as someone desperately trying to maintain his whole deal as it inexorably slips through his fingers is the most interesting he’s been to me since the BCC turned heel.
I hope that’s what they’re doing, though, and not just teasing it. Still not sure. #AEWDynamite
I hope that’s what they’re doing, though, and not just teasing it. Still not sure. #AEWDynamite
Death Riders looking at Mox like “Wait you’ve just been making up a bunch of bullshit since the jump, haven’t you?”
LONG-TERM STORYTELLING.
#AEWDynamite
LONG-TERM STORYTELLING.
#AEWDynamite
November 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Death Riders looking at Mox like “Wait you’ve just been making up a bunch of bullshit since the jump, haven’t you?”
LONG-TERM STORYTELLING.
#AEWDynamite
LONG-TERM STORYTELLING.
#AEWDynamite
2025 was a special year for “me”, as “I” slipped in and got away with all three elements needed to power the MASS Device (MASS Device not even sold separately).
Here, “I? get the first element from Breaker, who’s busy being boring. RNG Vault 664/784, 7/21/25.
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
Here, “I? get the first element from Breaker, who’s busy being boring. RNG Vault 664/784, 7/21/25.
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
2025 was a special year for “me”, as “I” slipped in and got away with all three elements needed to power the MASS Device (MASS Device not even sold separately).
Here, “I? get the first element from Breaker, who’s busy being boring. RNG Vault 664/784, 7/21/25.
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
Here, “I? get the first element from Breaker, who’s busy being boring. RNG Vault 664/784, 7/21/25.
#toyphotography
#actionfigures
ALIEN
VERSUS
PREDATOR
VERSUS
PREDATOR
November 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
ALIEN
VERSUS
PREDATOR
VERSUS
PREDATOR
GODDAMMIT HOW DID THE HEALTH BAR FILL AGAIN?!
If the Attention Economy were a video game boss, this Lizzanuzzi shit would be its third and final form.
November 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
GODDAMMIT HOW DID THE HEALTH BAR FILL AGAIN?!
Sriously, Bluesky, why can’t we have tag autofill the way we have users autofill?
I botch the #toyphotography tag like every tenth post or so. I’m gonna call it an accessibility issue, dammit.
I botch the #toyphotography tag like every tenth post or so. I’m gonna call it an accessibility issue, dammit.
GOT: Silver Surfer!
Exposition in the replies
This Surferå is perfect for me. Just the right amount of shiny, pinless, six hands, better than average articulation for ML.
He heralds BULBACTUS. Surfer and Bulbactus shot at the same time every time. Actual scale.
#actionfigures
#toyhphotography
Exposition in the replies
This Surferå is perfect for me. Just the right amount of shiny, pinless, six hands, better than average articulation for ML.
He heralds BULBACTUS. Surfer and Bulbactus shot at the same time every time. Actual scale.
#actionfigures
#toyhphotography
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Sriously, Bluesky, why can’t we have tag autofill the way we have users autofill?
I botch the #toyphotography tag like every tenth post or so. I’m gonna call it an accessibility issue, dammit.
I botch the #toyphotography tag like every tenth post or so. I’m gonna call it an accessibility issue, dammit.
Well, with the White Bastards putting Jayna up for preorder and the Blue Bastards having Zans in stock and shipping, I guess the Superfriends Wave 3 bullshit has sort of resolved itself.
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Well, with the White Bastards putting Jayna up for preorder and the Blue Bastards having Zans in stock and shipping, I guess the Superfriends Wave 3 bullshit has sort of resolved itself.
GOT: Silver Surfer!
Exposition in the replies
This Surferå is perfect for me. Just the right amount of shiny, pinless, six hands, better than average articulation for ML.
He heralds BULBACTUS. Surfer and Bulbactus shot at the same time every time. Actual scale.
#actionfigures
#toyhphotography
Exposition in the replies
This Surferå is perfect for me. Just the right amount of shiny, pinless, six hands, better than average articulation for ML.
He heralds BULBACTUS. Surfer and Bulbactus shot at the same time every time. Actual scale.
#actionfigures
#toyhphotography
November 26, 2025 at 5:15 PM
GOT: Silver Surfer!
Exposition in the replies
This Surferå is perfect for me. Just the right amount of shiny, pinless, six hands, better than average articulation for ML.
He heralds BULBACTUS. Surfer and Bulbactus shot at the same time every time. Actual scale.
#actionfigures
#toyhphotography
Exposition in the replies
This Surferå is perfect for me. Just the right amount of shiny, pinless, six hands, better than average articulation for ML.
He heralds BULBACTUS. Surfer and Bulbactus shot at the same time every time. Actual scale.
#actionfigures
#toyhphotography