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@yossarian.rip
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perpetually guilty of skeeting while high. she/they
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Whatever man, here’s a sick book cover with a cat skateboarding on a turntable
Book cover drawing of an orange cat wearing headphones skateboarding on a turntable with wheels above a nice landscape. The text in Japanese says something like “DJ Cat Gosshie world tour”
October 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Leafposting
Picture of a nice orangey leaf held up against concrete background
October 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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A black/gray and white seagull standing on the beach looking away dramatically
August 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Missing my screamy girl
Fig the gray and white cat screaming next to a shoe
July 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Bird on a bird fountain courtesy of my parents in Bermuda
May 31, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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drinking out of cups lizard
May 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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@kendrawcandraw.bsky.social
Kendra "Kenny" The Kid @kendrawcandraw Me watching some high fantasy shit: I would simply not be corrupted by the magical object. If it is actively harming you why don't you just put it down. Idiot Me receiving psychic damage 23 hours a day from my phone: Ouuughhhh oouuuwwwwaaaaaa ooaaaaghuuuuuhhhowwgahhhhh guuuuuwah
March 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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Dog made out of a banana that says good morning have a fantastic day
February 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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The TikTok axolotl song made me cry this morning
Pic of an orange cat touching its head where there is a pink sticker that says please handle with care fragile thank you
February 3, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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AMEN
Picture of a message to copilot that says “Never talk to me again. If I even get a single Copilot notification ever again, I will delete all of my Microsoft accounts and throw my PC into a river. You are a robot. I am a creature designed by God. You have no right to speak to me”
January 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Hare band
Phone wallpaper of painted medieval hares one playing a horn and one playing a harp
January 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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That change my mind meme of a guy sitting at a folding table with a sign that says pad Thai is the perfect food change my mind
January 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Picture of a little round bird in flight with its wings tucked in like a bullet
January 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Photo of a cat sitting on a bodega counter wearing a lined leather jacket and looking right into the camera like a mildly annoyed employee
January 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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nice Pics I have saved on my phone
Polaroid of two white kittens playing with balls of yarn that says “Assofoto” in Cyrillic and Latin letters on the bottom
January 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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👅
Picture of a gray and white cat with her lil pink tongue out sitting in bubble wrap
January 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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“You’ll be visited by three spirits”

the three spirits:
Picture of Pokémon (venusaur, onix, pikachu, clefairy, chansey, yes that’s more than 3 but I didn’t know that until I put the picture in the post and I’m not changing it) in a forest with the text “Congratulations! We are going to beat you to death”
December 24, 2024 at 12:00 PM
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
Blurry gray cat pic with red demonic background and a skull reflected in its head. Text says “might have an insane thought later / so stay tuned for that”
December 18, 2024 at 10:36 PM
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Just a little gal
A photograph of a postcard: a gray kitten with a feathered hat on and a scarf around her neck fixed with a pin that says “votes for women”. She has her paw on a paper that says “we demand the vote” and the caption reads “an advocate for women’s rights”
December 16, 2024 at 8:50 PM
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Gray and white cat named fig licking her nose on a shredded up couch
December 4, 2024 at 5:21 PM
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Just started my fourth!
Very scruffy looking taxidermied fox sitting on a metal chair with his face like well fuck me
November 1, 2024 at 9:52 PM
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Close up of my cat fig being iconic (just sitting there). Fig is gray and white like a Russian blue but she is adopted Ukrainian so it says DSH on her vet records
October 24, 2024 at 9:54 PM
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A special message to all my new bot followers:
Typed into a Microsoft copilot chat: Never talk to me ever again. If I even get a single Copilot notification ever again, I will delete all of my microsoft accounts and throw my PC into a river. You are a robot. I am a creature designed by God. You have no right to speak to me.
October 24, 2024 at 11:32 AM
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It’s fucked up how Spotify says when you’re making a playlist oh you LIKE this song don’t you is that why you put it on 15 different inscrutable playlists with the same other songs? And I have to scroll to the bottom and add it to another inscrutable playlist
It’s a screenshot of Spotify mocking me with my own stupid playlists
October 17, 2024 at 8:46 PM
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I’m so fucking stupid I had to get out the calculator app to get 10% of 10 million so maybe I shouldn’t be any kind of elder
September 19, 2024 at 9:04 PM