chai wildflower
@yossarian.rip
perpetually guilty of skeeting while high. she/they
Pinned
chai wildflower
@yossarian.rip
· Dec 12
being stupid Online
learning about chompsticks
November 20, 2025 at 6:02 PM
learning about chompsticks
Dedupe just to redupe
November 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Dedupe just to redupe
Someone give me three inches or whatever of water I’m gonna dr**n myself
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Someone give me three inches or whatever of water I’m gonna dr**n myself
If my coworker doesn’t stop muttering to herself I’m gonna ◼️R◼️E◼️D◼️A◼️C◼️T◼️E◼️D◼️!!!!!
October 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
If my coworker doesn’t stop muttering to herself I’m gonna ◼️R◼️E◼️D◼️A◼️C◼️T◼️E◼️D◼️!!!!!
Whatever man, here’s a sick book cover with a cat skateboarding on a turntable
October 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Whatever man, here’s a sick book cover with a cat skateboarding on a turntable
They call it a mind grain because your head is bread
October 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
They call it a mind grain because your head is bread
Happy if there was justice in this world Christopher Columbus would be in hell forever day
October 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Happy if there was justice in this world Christopher Columbus would be in hell forever day
Neoliberal Christians be like Jesus is president
October 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Neoliberal Christians be like Jesus is president
Guy who thinks it’s “aunt god”
September 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Guy who thinks it’s “aunt god”
What a time to be alive
September 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
What a time to be alive
Feeling kinda really fuckin stupid today
September 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Feeling kinda really fuckin stupid today
Mad about everything, sad about everything
September 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Mad about everything, sad about everything
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the dailup sound was a protection spell the computer said for us every time we went online but we thought we were too good for it. we wanted to be on the phone and the computer at the same time. we wanted to be on the phone and the computer at the same time and now we’re fucked
September 4, 2025 at 9:44 AM
the dailup sound was a protection spell the computer said for us every time we went online but we thought we were too good for it. we wanted to be on the phone and the computer at the same time. we wanted to be on the phone and the computer at the same time and now we’re fucked
Being in an entirely listserv-based profession in 2025 is such shit. And no fucking email etiquette. I’m a thousand years old
August 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Being in an entirely listserv-based profession in 2025 is such shit. And no fucking email etiquette. I’m a thousand years old
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I drew this on my lunch break your excuses are fucking pathetic
August 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I drew this on my lunch break your excuses are fucking pathetic
everything sucks!!! There is no silver lining!! Death comes for us all !!
August 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
everything sucks!!! There is no silver lining!! Death comes for us all !!
I What To Eat These Pasta
Enchanted by this new pasta shape I haven’t seen before, quattrotini. I’d love to sink my fork into these puppies
August 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I What To Eat These Pasta
weird to like your job and still hate working. just being one of those annoying “I do not dream of labor” ppl
August 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
weird to like your job and still hate working. just being one of those annoying “I do not dream of labor” ppl
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We’ve been to the moon and I’m still dreaming about pissing when I need to piss. So what was all the moon stuff for.
December 12, 2024 at 10:29 AM
We’ve been to the moon and I’m still dreaming about pissing when I need to piss. So what was all the moon stuff for.
Imagining if he k***ed h****lf and smiling ear to ear
August 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Imagining if he k***ed h****lf and smiling ear to ear
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*reads a bunch of posts* ugh just stfu *keeps reading*
July 30, 2025 at 3:04 PM
*reads a bunch of posts* ugh just stfu *keeps reading*