I got to have pussy for dessert tonight and im so greatful 🙏
November 28, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I got to have pussy for dessert tonight and im so greatful 🙏
thats a weird way to spell "Joyce Oates is correct"
November 28, 2025 at 6:01 AM
thats a weird way to spell "Joyce Oates is correct"
this is my dad's 2nd favorite joke
November 28, 2025 at 5:59 AM
this is my dad's 2nd favorite joke
at the boob store duh
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
at the boob store duh
dating profile for sure
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
dating profile for sure
I would fuck the lasagna man for lasagna lmao
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I would fuck the lasagna man for lasagna lmao
here u go :)
a squirrel is drinking from a bottle that says sierra mist
ALT: a squirrel is drinking from a bottle that says sierra mist
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November 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
here u go :)
this is the voice that came popped into my head when I read this
two men are sitting on a porch talking to each other . one of the men is wearing a blue shirt .
ALT: two men are sitting on a porch talking to each other . one of the men is wearing a blue shirt .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
this is the voice that came popped into my head when I read this
thats cool :) i just want a fun party where me and my lover(s) are the center of attention
November 24, 2025 at 7:01 PM
thats cool :) i just want a fun party where me and my lover(s) are the center of attention
😔 its misogyny for me to have to work when my girlfriend is horny.
November 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
😔 its misogyny for me to have to work when my girlfriend is horny.
this is your excuse to gas me up btw
November 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
this is your excuse to gas me up btw
fuck the horny dude algorithm picked this one up on the other side 😭
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 AM
fuck the horny dude algorithm picked this one up on the other side 😭
Reposted by Yee_Hawtie
you have the spirit of an evil milf so it evens out
November 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
you have the spirit of an evil milf so it evens out
the downside of being God's favorite is im almost 35 but I look 24 😭
November 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
the downside of being God's favorite is im almost 35 but I look 24 😭