I actually stuff it with raw spaghetti and boil it in chili.

There’s still time to delete this, slugger.

I hear that Jeffries and Schumer are endorsing Mamdani retroactively.

My Lenovo already does this.

Hey Kyle, I know some people use humor to process emotions but have you considered that humor will be outlawed in this regime, and it’s apparently our civic duty to fearfully comply in advance?

I mean, did you even consider that?