Sex Couch (allegedly)
@yeahthatsexcouch.bsky.social
Former couch/lover of the author of some bullshit book. Allegedly. Made in Canada. I post because becoming sentient and then realizing what's happening in the world around me has driven me to the brink of madness. And I won't go quietly.
They're there as targets for the crazy his diaper leaks out into the world.
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
They're there as targets for the crazy his diaper leaks out into the world.
"How dare you accurately report facts?! You'll be hearing from my judges, I mean lawyers, yeah."
November 7, 2025 at 8:19 PM
"How dare you accurately report facts?! You'll be hearing from my judges, I mean lawyers, yeah."
Intelligence is a good trait in a wiseguy
November 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Intelligence is a good trait in a wiseguy
Danm klummp
November 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Danm klummp
I'm saying that unlike with JD, I didn't have to fake it
November 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I'm saying that unlike with JD, I didn't have to fake it
My cushions are still quivering
November 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
My cushions are still quivering