Joshua 🦚
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21 | Mahayana Buddhist | Leeds United x Hertha BSC x Bradford Bulls x Yorkshire CCC | 🇺🇦🇵🇸
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Most major Labour and Tory politicians somehow claiming to be in the highlighted group. I won't say Britain is the country with the stupidest politics because [gestures at everything going on here in the US], but it's pretty fucking stupid.
December 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Most major Labour and Tory politicians somehow claiming to be in the highlighted group. I won't say Britain is the country with the stupidest politics because [gestures at everything going on here in the US], but it's pretty fucking stupid.
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> getting rid of jury trials [Labour]
> deporting anyone found guilty of a crime [Conservative]
> getting rid of ILR [Reform UK]
does uh. no one see the gestalt policy that is being formed here?
> deporting anyone found guilty of a crime [Conservative]
> getting rid of ILR [Reform UK]
does uh. no one see the gestalt policy that is being formed here?
The Conservative party’s policy also includes stripping people of their British citizenship when they are found guilty of a crime ⬇️
All criminals with dual nationality must be deported, say Tories
The Conservative party’s policy also includes stripping people of their British citizenship when they are found guilty of a crime
www.thetimes.com
December 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
> getting rid of jury trials [Labour]
> deporting anyone found guilty of a crime [Conservative]
> getting rid of ILR [Reform UK]
does uh. no one see the gestalt policy that is being formed here?
> deporting anyone found guilty of a crime [Conservative]
> getting rid of ILR [Reform UK]
does uh. no one see the gestalt policy that is being formed here?
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This iconic Fabian Todorovic cartoon is still one of the best I’ve seen at illustrating the remarkable amount of space we surrender to cars, leaving little space left for everyone and everything else. The text added later makes the bonus point that many drivers still manage to complain about it.
December 8, 2025 at 12:52 AM
This iconic Fabian Todorovic cartoon is still one of the best I’ve seen at illustrating the remarkable amount of space we surrender to cars, leaving little space left for everyone and everything else. The text added later makes the bonus point that many drivers still manage to complain about it.
Why are only 14% of Americans sane
"When an immigrant becomes a US citizen, they should..."
Be required to swear an oath to the US, but keep other citizenships: 46%
Be required to give up other citizenships: 25%
Not be required to give an oath or give up other citizenships: 14%
YouGov / Dec 4, 2025
Be required to swear an oath to the US, but keep other citizenships: 46%
Be required to give up other citizenships: 25%
Not be required to give an oath or give up other citizenships: 14%
YouGov / Dec 4, 2025
December 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Why are only 14% of Americans sane
who are these three fuckers who started after me and are somehow above me in the top 0.2%
December 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
who are these three fuckers who started after me and are somehow above me in the top 0.2%
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Why is Fulham's manager getting interviewed by some Christmas tree outside of the ground at half time? 😭
December 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Why is Fulham's manager getting interviewed by some Christmas tree outside of the ground at half time? 😭
6 home wins in a row, 7 wins in a row in all competitions, and an (outside) chance to go into the top 3.
And who ends that run of form? Why, the team dead last in the league, of course! 🙄
And who ends that run of form? Why, the team dead last in the league, of course! 🙄
December 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
6 home wins in a row, 7 wins in a row in all competitions, and an (outside) chance to go into the top 3.
And who ends that run of form? Why, the team dead last in the league, of course! 🙄
And who ends that run of form? Why, the team dead last in the league, of course! 🙄
Every time we play someone who's in last, man 🙄
December 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Every time we play someone who's in last, man 🙄
Anthony Taylor should be pew-pew'd
December 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Anthony Taylor should be pew-pew'd
Back in my 'expect nothing, if anything happens it's a nice surprise' era after a one game holiday of being allowed to have hopes
December 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Back in my 'expect nothing, if anything happens it's a nice surprise' era after a one game holiday of being allowed to have hopes
ELV are drawing. As it stands, if Hertha win and Karlsruhe get something against Darmstadt, we'll finally have reached the top 3.
a man in a suit and tie says oh my god okay it 's happening ..
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says oh my god okay it 's happening ..
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 1:19 PM
ELV are drawing. As it stands, if Hertha win and Karlsruhe get something against Darmstadt, we'll finally have reached the top 3.
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AI mirrors its billionaire owners
quickly evolving from intelligence to senility
quickly evolving from intelligence to senility
December 6, 2025 at 11:37 AM
AI mirrors its billionaire owners
quickly evolving from intelligence to senility
quickly evolving from intelligence to senility
Fans of Big 6 clubs when a team actually plays sensible football against them, instead of playing tippy tapping football and getting battered 5-0 as a result.
December 5, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Fans of Big 6 clubs when a team actually plays sensible football against them, instead of playing tippy tapping football and getting battered 5-0 as a result.
Prime Minister during part of a year when 1.2 MILLION people moved to the UK now goes down the podcast route whilst regurgitating Far-Right slogans. 😭
god truss is going to get into some esoteric right wing shit, isn't she
also why are you talking in third person
also why are you talking in third person
December 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Prime Minister during part of a year when 1.2 MILLION people moved to the UK now goes down the podcast route whilst regurgitating Far-Right slogans. 😭
As long as either West Ham fail to beat Brighton, or we beat Liverpool, then West Ham drawing tonight will seem like an okay result.
December 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
As long as either West Ham fail to beat Brighton, or we beat Liverpool, then West Ham drawing tonight will seem like an okay result.
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it is MIRACULOUS that we got rid of lead paint and asbestos when we did. if we had tried that today, there would be people whining about how we're restricting their rights.
Bring back residential-use lead paint, you cowards.
December 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
it is MIRACULOUS that we got rid of lead paint and asbestos when we did. if we had tried that today, there would be people whining about how we're restricting their rights.
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Crime is down. They are building a fascist police surveillance state to enslave ordinary people. Attacks on juries, right of appeal, pre-crime with Palantir. People are not mass organising and reacting fast enough. Zionists and Israel are the enemy.
UPDATE 🚨
The govt have launched their long-awaited consultation on police use of facial recognition.
But they want to expand it to every town centre.
Why are they making this decision before the public has even had the chance to tell them what they think?
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim...
The govt have launched their long-awaited consultation on police use of facial recognition.
But they want to expand it to every town centre.
Why are they making this decision before the public has even had the chance to tell them what they think?
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim...
Facial recognition to be expanded in fresh crime crackdown
Critics called on the government to limit roll-out of facial recognition, but others have urged ministers to accelerate the expansion to ‘boost safety’
www.independent.co.uk
December 4, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Crime is down. They are building a fascist police surveillance state to enslave ordinary people. Attacks on juries, right of appeal, pre-crime with Palantir. People are not mass organising and reacting fast enough. Zionists and Israel are the enemy.
50 run last wicket partnership, take a bow Root and Archer 🫡
December 4, 2025 at 11:19 AM
50 run last wicket partnership, take a bow Root and Archer 🫡
Doing a 10 hour bender for the football on a work night seems like a great idea, until you wake up the next day and have work 🤣
December 4, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Doing a 10 hour bender for the football on a work night seems like a great idea, until you wake up the next day and have work 🤣
That fourth point is such a window licker idea.
My brother in Christ, you're not getting an anti-EU Ukraine is Russia wins because there won't BE a Ukraine if Russia wins
My brother in Christ, you're not getting an anti-EU Ukraine is Russia wins because there won't BE a Ukraine if Russia wins
Not sure - 14 years into project - Blue Labour ever previously set out actual proposals before, so this is new
1. Abolish Treasury
2. Leave ECHR
3. Closr/refound half of unis
4. Double army size for anti-EU alliance with Ukraine
5. PM to lead grooming inquiry with arrest powers + televised trials
1. Abolish Treasury
2. Leave ECHR
3. Closr/refound half of unis
4. Double army size for anti-EU alliance with Ukraine
5. PM to lead grooming inquiry with arrest powers + televised trials
December 3, 2025 at 11:53 PM
That fourth point is such a window licker idea.
My brother in Christ, you're not getting an anti-EU Ukraine is Russia wins because there won't BE a Ukraine if Russia wins
My brother in Christ, you're not getting an anti-EU Ukraine is Russia wins because there won't BE a Ukraine if Russia wins
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Huge army and navy to do an Anti-EU alliance with Ukraine is genuinely such a bonkers idea that I am kinda impressed. No one can accuse Glasman of thinking inside the box.
Not sure - 14 years into project - Blue Labour ever previously set out actual proposals before, so this is new
1. Abolish Treasury
2. Leave ECHR
3. Closr/refound half of unis
4. Double army size for anti-EU alliance with Ukraine
5. PM to lead grooming inquiry with arrest powers + televised trials
1. Abolish Treasury
2. Leave ECHR
3. Closr/refound half of unis
4. Double army size for anti-EU alliance with Ukraine
5. PM to lead grooming inquiry with arrest powers + televised trials
November 30, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Huge army and navy to do an Anti-EU alliance with Ukraine is genuinely such a bonkers idea that I am kinda impressed. No one can accuse Glasman of thinking inside the box.