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Dungeon master, joke teller, terrible gamer, idiot, mediocre programmer, possible half-centaur.
Watching “Village of the Damned (1995)” for this first time since shortly after it came out. I forgot @markhamillofficial.bsky.social was in it. He’s so young.

Also, I swore this was based on a @stephenking.bsky.social novel. I was way off.
December 29, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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If ICE can wrongly detain a U.S. citizen and move her before a judge intervenes, the message is clear: citizenship alone no longer guarantees protection. No one is off limits. #holdfast

www.cnn.com/2025/12/23/u...
ICE detains Maryland woman whose lawyer claims she’s a US citizen | CNN
Dulce Consuelo Diaz Morales’ attorney says her client has a US birth certificate and other records proving citizenship. In a statement, Homeland Security claims the woman is an undocumented immigrant ...
www.cnn.com
December 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I love how in TFS canon, Chi Chi is the scariest character.
December 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Why can’t Taco Bell soft/crunchy tacos just be $2 or less? They still only cost the company like 13¢ so the markup is still good.
December 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Best CyberMonday deal I’ve found yet was on Q-Tips…
December 1, 2025 at 6:01 PM
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social 3 years today and I still miss his voice. :(

He was a gem and he is still missed.
November 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Wouldn’t it be tight if the next president didn’t sit there and call his political opponents names like a petulant child?

The bar is set so low.
October 25, 2025 at 4:31 PM
“I wonder if Twitter is still almost entirely nazis and their bullshit.”

*reinstalls Twitter*

“Goddamnit, it’s worse than before.”

*uninstalls Twitter*

Every. Goddamn. Time.
October 24, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Apparently, setting my name in my work Slack to “29 inch vampire cock” was “inappropriate” and “possible grounds for termination”.

This company is a PRISON!
October 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Grabbed some light reading from Vault of Midnight in Ann Arbor
September 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! ❤️
September 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Whenever I hear Taliesin Jaffe do his Percy voice, I always melt. That entire group has so much damn talent. I’m so jealous.

As a DM, I can only do a good cartoonishly Canadian voice, and a decent southern voice. Nothing fun for D&D, though (unless my town guards are all hicks or something).
September 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
FX should sell the water bottle from the show. It would sell out.
September 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Yall get raptured yet or what??
September 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Oh, tight, new rapture dropping on Tuesday.
September 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I think zombies might be my favorite monster. Default, they're a good bad guy. But you can add tons of fun/interesting abilities to them that make sense because necromancers experiment on them all the time. They can be really fun. #dnd
September 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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I stand with PBS.

I stand with NPR.

I stand with Stephen Colbert.

I stand with Jimmy Kimmel.

I stand with the First Amendment.

PERIOD.*

*Also #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files
September 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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The https://mongr.ph/ domain is being falsely flagged by some DNS providers as containing phishing/malware. This is caused by a few malicious actors posting phishing/malware links using the Monographs platform.

Due to this free users will no longer be able to publish notes containing links, embeds…
September 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Why are people mad at Cracker Barrel for updating their logo? Actual question.
August 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Shaking the rat again right now on Tiktok. @sunscorchedstudios.bsky.social You guys made a wonderfully weird and fun game. Time to get the last 2 achievements.
August 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Who wants to shake some rats with me? #RATSHAKER
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August 8, 2025 at 12:45 AM
It's pretty hard to find a good picture of a dragonborn that is made up of all 5 chromatic colors...
August 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I both like and dislike Dragon Ball Daima. The animation is good. The overall story is good (minus the GT knockoff making everyone kids). It’s the characters that I dislike. Majin Duu and Majin Kuu are pretty wack. That awful Ginyu ripoffs are dumb. And the main villain is just Garlic Jr again.
July 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
RATSHAKER RATSHAKER RATSHAKER RATSHAKER RATSHAKER
July 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
@matthewmercer.bsky.social Hey, did you happen to do some voices for Dragon Ball Daima? Like some random guards? They sounded a lot like you.
July 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM