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Christian Simmers
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GameDev, Narrative Designer, & Artist specialized in vector & pixel art. Currently looking for work in Game & Narrative Design.

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It's been 15 years, but...
The "I should buy a boat" meme(cat in a suit reading the paper and drinking tea) labeled "I should find my clarinet"
November 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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I AM LISTENING TO THIS EPISODE AND I FINALLY GOT THE 10 FLIP ENDING ON UNFAIR FLIPS!!!!
November 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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I always want heads, but it never happens for me...
November 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Every damn time with these people...
A series of stills from Lord of the Rings: First Panel: The One Ring, labeled Fascism Second Panel: with a desperate Elrond labeled Leftists screams "CAST IT INTO THE FIRE. DESTROY IT!" Third Panel:A smug Isildur labeled Liberals states "NO. I CAN COMPROMISE WITH IT."
November 11, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Meanwhile, in New Orleans:
November 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Live Footage from Cuomo's Victory party:
The Willy Wonka Experience
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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A collage of the cast of the 1999 film The Mummy* captioned as "MY SEXUAL ORIENTATION IS: THE CAST OF 'THE MUMMY' (1999)" *some of these shots were definitely from the sequel "The Mummy Returns"
November 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Behold my Ortho 50% in Colemak!
An olkb Preonic Keyboard, a 50% ortholinear model with the keys in the Colemak orientation
November 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Panel 1: Upset Samwise Gamgee captioned "*Me upset because Halloween is almost over*" Panel 2: Boromir comforting an upset Frodo with a photoshopped jolly Santa Claus in the background Panel 3: Annoyed/upset Boromir "Give them a moment, for pity's sake!"
November 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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These games:
A still from the scifi short film "They're Made Out Of Meat" captioned with the movie title, and a character who is a goateed older gentleman wearing a fez and a marching band uniform.
October 30, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Dread it, Run from it, Destiny arrives all the same...
A little blob cartoon holding the JIRA Logo captioned "Little Miss Have U Updated Ur JIRAs Today"
October 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Halftime of the dumbest game we have had this season *so far*
Box Score of Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Saints, Bucs lead 7 to 3
October 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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Maybe not as crazy as you think...
October 23, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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"Daily picnic lunch at Yerba
Buena Gardens (up to $100
value)" Are they really trying to monetize the social interactions in the park now? Cause that is the more positive spin on that...
October 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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My answer is similar:
MegaMan 3 Japanese Box Art
October 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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A close up of a Jimbo Plush's face, the joker mascot of hit indie game Balatro; this is done in reference to Ed Zitron's Smiling Man meme.
October 19, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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So for Car Folks, this might sound crazy, but somehow my car has been running for 2 years without a proper harmonic balancer. The belt was laying on the grooves of the inner gear, and the outer part of the pulley has just not been on there for 2 years.
October 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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My favorite Infographic is gonna need an update soon...
October 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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"LEGO building" gives off a vibe that I haven't heard of in a while...
The Infamous Dashcon "Ballpit" - a small, lone inflatable pool filled with balls in an empty convention hall.
October 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Hello old friend:
Steam Achievement for Unfair Flips: A gold coin with the mascot of the now defunct social media website Cohost Eggbug winking at you. The Achievement is named "GET EGGBUGGED ENDING: SAY HELLO TO AN OLD FRIEND (2-% CHANCE" The Achievement was Unlocked on Oct 8, 2025 at 8:52 AM 27.8% of players have this achievement.
October 8, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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A close up of a Jimbo Plush's face, the joker mascot of hit indie game Balatro; this is done in reference to Ed Zitron's Smiling Man meme.
October 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Spooky Season is once more upon us...
October 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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The text ""Go Touch Grass" Iy brother in Christ I can't" over a sprite of the Pokemon Swampert labeled as water and ground type and as x4 super effective against Grass.
September 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM