Rob Spence
@xspence.bsky.social
🌀 Youth Soccer Advocate
🌀 Co-Founder MN Aurora FC
🌀 Loons & Spurs
🌀 Reigning MNUFC Potluck Hotdish Champion
🌀 Co-Founder MN Aurora FC
🌀 Loons & Spurs
🌀 Reigning MNUFC Potluck Hotdish Champion
The Onion is still fresh as heck
Trump Supporter Has Few Backup Scapegoats Ready To Go In Case Crackdown On Immigrants Doesn’t Fix Everything
SEDALIA, MO—Explaining that he wanted to be prepared for any unforeseen outcome, local Donald Trump supporter Fred McGuire, 52, said Tuesday that he has a few backup scapegoats ready to go in case the...
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January 15, 2026 at 6:54 AM
The Onion is still fresh as heck
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Well worth the watch:
January 15, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Well worth the watch:
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I dumped all the girlfriends before they broke up with me too Pam Pam
Bondi: "What happened in Minnesota -- we had 6 prosecutors who suddenly decided they didn't want to support the men and women in ICE. One of them was busy doing a photo shoot with the New York Times while ICE was out there risking their lives ... breaking news tonight: I fired them all."
January 15, 2026 at 6:25 AM
I dumped all the girlfriends before they broke up with me too Pam Pam
Yes... If you see unidentifiable masked militia bashing down your neighbors' doors and spiriting them away while their families are left frightened and sobbing or ripped from their car and thrown in an unmarked van as the car is left rolling down the road ... you should start a fucking podcast.
Republican on CNN: You peacefully protest with a letter to the editor. You peacefully protest by starting a Substack or a podcast.
January 15, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Yes... If you see unidentifiable masked militia bashing down your neighbors' doors and spiriting them away while their families are left frightened and sobbing or ripped from their car and thrown in an unmarked van as the car is left rolling down the road ... you should start a fucking podcast.
looks like we've reached the "Blueberry Acai Diet Coke" stage of the protein craze
January 15, 2026 at 6:19 AM
looks like we've reached the "Blueberry Acai Diet Coke" stage of the protein craze
Reposting this again because it feels especially relevant.
In 1970 5th-grade students at Hawthorne School in Beverly Hills were assigned to write a letter to someone they admired, asking them “What makes a good citizen?"
So 10yr old Joel Lipton wrote to Peanuts cartoonist CHARLES M. SCHULZ - born 103yrs ago today.
Joel got a reply.
So 10yr old Joel Lipton wrote to Peanuts cartoonist CHARLES M. SCHULZ - born 103yrs ago today.
Joel got a reply.
January 15, 2026 at 6:14 AM
Reposting this again because it feels especially relevant.
the child abuse of it is f-ing horrible, but the hypocrisy of these right-wing, so-called "Christians" just takes it to an intergalactically evil level.
⭐HYPOCRISY LOCAL ANGLE⭐ I haven't been to church in a while, but I don't recall Jesus (an immigrant) being a "Respect our borders" kind of guy
⭐HYPOCRISY LOCAL ANGLE⭐ I haven't been to church in a while, but I don't recall Jesus (an immigrant) being a "Respect our borders" kind of guy
Republican South Carolina state Rep. RJ May sentenced to 17.5 years in federal prison today.
5 counts of distributing child sex abuse material.
He shared hundreds of images of kids, including pictures of adults raping seven-year-olds.
Moms of Liberty had named him its Legislator of the Year.
5 counts of distributing child sex abuse material.
He shared hundreds of images of kids, including pictures of adults raping seven-year-olds.
Moms of Liberty had named him its Legislator of the Year.
GOP lawmaker said trans people “harm” children. Now he's going to prison for child porn. - LGBTQ Nation
He was caught sharing hundreds of images of kids, including pictures of adults raping seven-year-olds.
www.lgbtqnation.com
January 15, 2026 at 6:02 AM
the child abuse of it is f-ing horrible, but the hypocrisy of these right-wing, so-called "Christians" just takes it to an intergalactically evil level.
⭐HYPOCRISY LOCAL ANGLE⭐ I haven't been to church in a while, but I don't recall Jesus (an immigrant) being a "Respect our borders" kind of guy
⭐HYPOCRISY LOCAL ANGLE⭐ I haven't been to church in a while, but I don't recall Jesus (an immigrant) being a "Respect our borders" kind of guy
The green gas is hexachloroethane.
⚠️⚠️⚠️ AVOID ⚠️⚠️⚠️
⚠️⚠️⚠️ AVOID ⚠️⚠️⚠️
January 15, 2026 at 5:25 AM
The green gas is hexachloroethane.
⚠️⚠️⚠️ AVOID ⚠️⚠️⚠️
⚠️⚠️⚠️ AVOID ⚠️⚠️⚠️
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Just found our next James Bond.
January 15, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Just found our next James Bond.
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🚨"This is nuts! What the f*ck is going on, this is insane! ICE is just trying to scare people; they tell you it's only immigrants—it's f*cking anybody!" -furious Minneapolis resident tells our @zdroberts.bsky.social after ICE shot a man in the leg tonight. LIVE NOW ⬇️
January 15, 2026 at 3:59 AM
🚨"This is nuts! What the f*ck is going on, this is insane! ICE is just trying to scare people; they tell you it's only immigrants—it's f*cking anybody!" -furious Minneapolis resident tells our @zdroberts.bsky.social after ICE shot a man in the leg tonight. LIVE NOW ⬇️
If it gives anyone any sliver of joy, just know that all the facemasked cowards for hire who are terrorizing Americans in their neighborhoods will - at the very least - carry that shame with them for the rest of their lives. They will try to hide from it, but we will never let them forget.
January 15, 2026 at 5:00 AM
If it gives anyone any sliver of joy, just know that all the facemasked cowards for hire who are terrorizing Americans in their neighborhoods will - at the very least - carry that shame with them for the rest of their lives. They will try to hide from it, but we will never let them forget.
ICE can target and track your cell phone.
Here is a quick tip on how to stay under the radar.
Here is a quick tip on how to stay under the radar.
Don't let ICE track you.
YouTube video by Benn Jordan
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January 15, 2026 at 4:40 AM
ICE can target and track your cell phone.
Here is a quick tip on how to stay under the radar.
Here is a quick tip on how to stay under the radar.
I wonder what relics from this sad episode in U.S. history will end up in the MNHS archives
January 15, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I wonder what relics from this sad episode in U.S. history will end up in the MNHS archives
It's time to end this.
January 15, 2026 at 2:42 AM
It's time to end this.
😭 How to neutralize a tear gas canister.😭
Pour water around the canister to help seal the base of a traffic cone used to contain it. Then douse it from the top and cover it. DON'T PICK THEM UP unless you have welder's gloves. Cannisters can reach temperatures as high as 1,400°F.
Pour water around the canister to help seal the base of a traffic cone used to contain it. Then douse it from the top and cover it. DON'T PICK THEM UP unless you have welder's gloves. Cannisters can reach temperatures as high as 1,400°F.
January 15, 2026 at 2:36 AM
😭 How to neutralize a tear gas canister.😭
Pour water around the canister to help seal the base of a traffic cone used to contain it. Then douse it from the top and cover it. DON'T PICK THEM UP unless you have welder's gloves. Cannisters can reach temperatures as high as 1,400°F.
Pour water around the canister to help seal the base of a traffic cone used to contain it. Then douse it from the top and cover it. DON'T PICK THEM UP unless you have welder's gloves. Cannisters can reach temperatures as high as 1,400°F.
Maybe developing national nutrition guidelines using Elon's pedo image generator isn't the best idea.
Brooke Rollins: "We've run over 1,000 simulations. It can cost around $3 a meal for a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing. So there is a way to do this that actually will save the average American consumer money."
January 14, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Maybe developing national nutrition guidelines using Elon's pedo image generator isn't the best idea.
I'm in a small group chat with college friends. We discuss critical matters such as the Santa Claus Buttplug sculpture in Rotterdam and acknowledging each other's birthdays... standard, St. Paul Catholic school, white guy stuff. One of my buddies is a pediatric sonographer.
Today...
Today...
January 14, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I'm in a small group chat with college friends. We discuss critical matters such as the Santa Claus Buttplug sculpture in Rotterdam and acknowledging each other's birthdays... standard, St. Paul Catholic school, white guy stuff. One of my buddies is a pediatric sonographer.
Today...
Today...
Man... when you can get that many teenagers together to do anything, when they could just go home and do whatever kids do these days, you must have really fucked up.
Happening Now: Students have walked out of school and are protesting against ICE in Saint Paul, Minnesota
January 14, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Man... when you can get that many teenagers together to do anything, when they could just go home and do whatever kids do these days, you must have really fucked up.
Did Jesus get a vote?
January 14, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Did Jesus get a vote?
Brutal rush hour at ORD this morning for me and the other 6 passengers.
January 14, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Brutal rush hour at ORD this morning for me and the other 6 passengers.
The Minnesota season of Operation Epstein Distraction is cruel, pathetic, and a tremendous waste of $$$
Stay strong MN. Be brave. Help your neighbors. Be smart and don't take the bait of violence.
The long arc of justice will reckon with everyone involved in this bullshit.
Stay strong MN. Be brave. Help your neighbors. Be smart and don't take the bait of violence.
The long arc of justice will reckon with everyone involved in this bullshit.
January 14, 2026 at 5:42 AM
The Minnesota season of Operation Epstein Distraction is cruel, pathetic, and a tremendous waste of $$$
Stay strong MN. Be brave. Help your neighbors. Be smart and don't take the bait of violence.
The long arc of justice will reckon with everyone involved in this bullshit.
Stay strong MN. Be brave. Help your neighbors. Be smart and don't take the bait of violence.
The long arc of justice will reckon with everyone involved in this bullshit.
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🚨Hours after ICE murdered Renee Good, Border Patrol swarmed an Uber driver demanding ID:
UD: What do you mean if I’m from this country?
BP: You don’t have the same accent as me
UD: You’re going by accents now?
BP: Where were you born?
UD: You guys need psychiatric checkups
UD: What do you mean if I’m from this country?
BP: You don’t have the same accent as me
UD: You’re going by accents now?
BP: Where were you born?
UD: You guys need psychiatric checkups
January 11, 2026 at 7:02 PM
🚨Hours after ICE murdered Renee Good, Border Patrol swarmed an Uber driver demanding ID:
UD: What do you mean if I’m from this country?
BP: You don’t have the same accent as me
UD: You’re going by accents now?
BP: Where were you born?
UD: You guys need psychiatric checkups
UD: What do you mean if I’m from this country?
BP: You don’t have the same accent as me
UD: You’re going by accents now?
BP: Where were you born?
UD: You guys need psychiatric checkups
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