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Citizen X (He/Him) 🏳️‍🌈
@xma1e.bsky.social
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Citizen previously known as xma1e on Twitter.

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xma1e.bsky.social
Cursing AI for not being able to identify this London location on #DoctorWho, only to discover AI was correct all along!
#Bristol
Scene from “The War Between the Land and the Sea” with Bristol Amphitheatre digitally on a scene of Canary Wharf London
December 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
xma1e.bsky.social
This Sandie Peggie, who shared these “jokes”?
Image text: 1 - Rumour has it that the floods in Pakistan were started by a suicide plumber: 2 - There's a new curry been brought out in aid of the Pakistani flood disaster victims. It's a chicken bury auntie, served with a nan dead and poppa gone. 3 - The BNP have donated 6,000 crocodiles to the Pakistani flood appeal. 4 - The Queen has sent a letter of condolence to the Pakistani president. She wanted to mention that Britain has plenty of spare p*kis if they want some back. 5 - 1 bet little Mohammed isn't having to walk 3 miles fetch water now! I think I'll ask for my 1 a month donation back. 6 - What do you call a Pakistani flood survivor..Mustafa dinghy: 7 - What goes around comes around. Pakistanis have been flooding Britain for years. 8 - From space Pakistan looks like a giant bowl of coco pops. 9 - There is a new diet sweeping Pakistan. It's called swim fast. 10 - Charity single just released for the Pakistani flood disaster...Rain keeps falling on Ahmed.
December 12, 2025 at 9:31 AM
xma1e.bsky.social
This means: “Pet me now!”
December 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
xma1e.bsky.social
POV: You walk into a room and switch on the lights, this is how you’re greeted…

#cats
Bast the black cat sitting up legs akimbo and sprawled in front of her
December 10, 2025 at 11:10 PM
xma1e.bsky.social
My assist will see you now…

#cats
Bast the black cat sitting in a filing cabinet drawer
December 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
xma1e.bsky.social
Wait till Brian finds out cats exists and doing far better than him in finding a woman.
Bast the black cat sitting in a handwash basin.
December 8, 2025 at 9:12 AM
xma1e.bsky.social
Make it the next President!
Donald Trump asleep on the job.
December 3, 2025 at 10:19 AM
xma1e.bsky.social
Doctor Who speaking to the Prime Minister’s assistant: “Don't you think he looks tired?”
December 3, 2025 at 10:14 AM
xma1e.bsky.social
The cat did it first!
Sacha!s cat with Sacha’s arms behind them, flexing.
December 1, 2025 at 7:24 AM
xma1e.bsky.social
Meanwhile….
Image of Trump in an article: Attitude Magazine @attitudemag.bsky.social "Silence is not neutrality; it is harm" Trump administration will not recognise World AIDS Day this year, leaked email confirms www.attitude.co.uk Dec 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM Everybody can reply
December 1, 2025 at 6:43 AM
xma1e.bsky.social
I hear they recently released a 4K remastered version just in time to put it on your Santa’s wish list.
4K UHD disc cover for the 50th Anniversary Edition of the Rocky Horror Picture Show realised in October 2025
November 25, 2025 at 10:43 AM
xma1e.bsky.social
“I fitz, I sitz, and I don’t care if it’s too small for my bum!”
#cats
Bast the black cat with bright yellow eyes, sitting in an empty cardboard box that’s too small for her!
November 6, 2025 at 12:12 PM
xma1e.bsky.social
I love how this local bar decorated for Halloween!
Local London bar decorated for Halloween with a zombie theme
November 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
xma1e.bsky.social
Your supervisor told my supervisor that that is a load of bs and you’re just lazy
Bast the black cat lying in a sink
October 28, 2025 at 10:31 AM
xma1e.bsky.social
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
Football fans drunk and exposing themselves in central London
October 28, 2025 at 8:03 AM
xma1e.bsky.social
I’m forced to witness this fluffball, so now you are too!

#cats #catsofbluesky #panfur
Bast the black cat stretch out out on her back across the bed Bast the black cat stretch out out on her back across the bed
October 22, 2025 at 10:54 AM
xma1e.bsky.social
“Those meddling kids”
Is Rachel Reeves right to blame Brexit for state of UK economy? Yes 78% No 22% Not sure 0%
October 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
xma1e.bsky.social
Go watch Pillion when it’s out at the end of November!
Cast of the new queer film Pillion on stage at the Royal Festival Hall for the UK premiere at the London Film Festival
October 19, 2025 at 9:58 AM
xma1e.bsky.social
When HR is on the Zoom just before they sack you! 😳🤣
Close up of Sooz’s ginger tabby cat looking stern!
October 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
xma1e.bsky.social
“I’m reading Harry Potter”
You've been kidnapped Your kidnappers allow you keep posting on social media to pretend everything is alright. What would you post that would alarm your followers, without the kidnappers knowing you're asking for help?
October 15, 2025 at 8:29 AM
xma1e.bsky.social
“I’m very sorry” then laughs is the new “middle aged moment”

I heard of the interview, I didn’t realise she was laughing at trans people when she said it.
Kiera Knightly laughing when saying she’s “very sorry”
October 15, 2025 at 7:57 AM
xma1e.bsky.social
The US healthcare system, where an ambulance can cause an accident, rush you to hospital and then bill you for it!

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024...
Newspaper article image of an ambulance running over a bicycle with the text River Fire & Rescue Oregon • This article is more than 10 months old Oregon ambulance struck cyclist, then billed him $1,800 for ride to hospital
October 13, 2025 at 10:04 AM
xma1e.bsky.social
Reminds me of this classic LGB Alliance hating on gay marriage with an infographic showing gay marriage increasing year on year.
Bigots are not very bright.
LGB Alliance (@ALLIANCELGB) To those people saying it is "homophobic" not to be in favour of gay marriage have a look at the statistics. It seems it's rather a small minority who have made their wedding vows. #LGBIssues #CanWeDropItNowPlease #NotABigDeal #PluralityOfViewslsAllowed Figure 6: People identifying as lesbian, gay or bisexual are most likely to have a marital status of single (never married or civil partnered) Lesbian, gay or bisexual population by legal marital status, UK 2014 to 2018 2017 • Married: Opposite sex • Widowed or surviving CP • Chilpartnered Source: Office for National Statistics - Annual Population Survey Twitter • 20 {7 51 318 Ill Citizen X @Xmale Note their graph shows gay marriages INCREASING year on year. 22:13 • 18/06/2020 From Earth
October 7, 2025 at 11:46 AM
xma1e.bsky.social
The Tories watched the film “Children of Men” and thought it was a documentary!
Scene from the sci fi film “Children of Men” where immigrants are outside on the street herded into big wire metal cages ready for the fictional fascist government of England to deport them.
October 5, 2025 at 9:16 AM
xma1e.bsky.social
AI bots stealing from Reddit again!
< Return to Search Results r/HistoricalCapsule 1 yr. ago •.. zadraaa Leicester, England, 1950s. When coal was very much the number one energy source. 9.6K & • 244 ® reddit.com
October 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM