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At least Billy Jeff stuck to adult women.
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
At least Billy Jeff stuck to adult women.
Maybe so, but we're all saps for it.
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Maybe so, but we're all saps for it.
I'd branch out to something else.
November 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I'd branch out to something else.
Free translation: enjoy being poor, peon!
November 24, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Free translation: enjoy being poor, peon!
How many chickens does it take to fix a light bulb?
Only one, but it has to cross the road first, along with a rabbi and a priest, to reach the bar where the job is.
Only one, but it has to cross the road first, along with a rabbi and a priest, to reach the bar where the job is.
November 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
How many chickens does it take to fix a light bulb?
Only one, but it has to cross the road first, along with a rabbi and a priest, to reach the bar where the job is.
Only one, but it has to cross the road first, along with a rabbi and a priest, to reach the bar where the job is.
I was going to use that line next, but you've foiled me.
November 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I was going to use that line next, but you've foiled me.
That guy is definitely showing his mettle!
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
That guy is definitely showing his mettle!
RiffRaff and Magenta could show them a thing or two, they could upgrade to elbows!
November 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
RiffRaff and Magenta could show them a thing or two, they could upgrade to elbows!
There are still ATM'S that only charge $2? Where?! Usually its $3.50 or 4, 5 or more at airports, event venues, etc.! As much as I love my own bank, no fees on their ATM'S, if I use a "foreign" ATM, not only do I pay that bank's fee, my own bank whacks me for another $3.5!
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
There are still ATM'S that only charge $2? Where?! Usually its $3.50 or 4, 5 or more at airports, event venues, etc.! As much as I love my own bank, no fees on their ATM'S, if I use a "foreign" ATM, not only do I pay that bank's fee, my own bank whacks me for another $3.5!
I tried to follow the link online but it was bo-ken.
November 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I tried to follow the link online but it was bo-ken.
I see you're going flat out with your rejoinders.
November 22, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I see you're going flat out with your rejoinders.
My optometrist moved to the Alaskan archipelago and became an optical Aleutian.
November 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
My optometrist moved to the Alaskan archipelago and became an optical Aleutian.
If she has puppies, does that turn her into dog-ma?
November 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
If she has puppies, does that turn her into dog-ma?
He wouldn't have given up so easily if he was better bread.
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
He wouldn't have given up so easily if he was better bread.
A Barranco D53 multipurpose wrench with cutting hammer.
November 22, 2025 at 3:55 AM
A Barranco D53 multipurpose wrench with cutting hammer.
My guess would have been claiming blood ties to Saudi royalty.
November 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
My guess would have been claiming blood ties to Saudi royalty.
You should have stayed away from your neighbor, shingles is contagious!
November 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
You should have stayed away from your neighbor, shingles is contagious!
I think you have brilliantly counterpointed the surrealism of the underlying metaphor.
November 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I think you have brilliantly counterpointed the surrealism of the underlying metaphor.
I know I should leaf well enough alone, but I have to keep growing this thread!
November 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I know I should leaf well enough alone, but I have to keep growing this thread!
Every. Accusation. Is. A. Confession.
November 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Every. Accusation. Is. A. Confession.