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I Don't Want to Wear Pants
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I do restaurants, people watching, whiskey, and beer. Always wearing a kilt except for when I'm not. Father to the best child in existence, I'll fight you.

Here for a lot of things, not here for some things.
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"When I pardoned this guy who took bribes I wanted him to start taking bribes for me! What a rip off!"
December 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Buyer's remorse.

TL;DR "I pardoned a Democrat, but he is still a Democrat"
December 7, 2025 at 7:52 PM
They reinstalled Copilot and put it back on my task bar to add insult to injury.
December 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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so much of the conservative legal revolution seems to outright reject the idea that democratic publics legitimately constituted can fix the meaning of the constitution without formal amendment.
December 7, 2025 at 7:23 PM
"Growing up, my parents always made sure to remind us to be racist idiots" is a heck of a take.
December 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Deciding "Thoughts and Prayers" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all have been punished by your evangelical boyfriends and it SHOWS.
December 7, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Fair. They're described as being essentially weightless blades, which does add to the flourish capabilities, but they improved the fight choreography in the later movies so I at least believed they'd be hit if they didn't block.

And yeah, pre cog powers. But that's why rule of cool works!
December 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
We give a pass to the Obi Wan/Qui Gon fight versus Darth Maul even though it was terrible sword fighting (iirc, barely any of the swings would have connected sans block) and, despite decades of martial arts practice and sword work...I don't give two shits! Duel of the Fates and rule of cool!
December 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Also, lukewarm take but:

No team should be in the top 12 with more than 1 loss, unless there exist no other options. This is the way if the point is "best teams only" for the CFP.

Cause it's either a playoff or it's "the best teams playing for extra prestige (which was the BCS)
December 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Ohio State & Indiana should've had the feel of an all-time legendary game, and it never quite did, because both teams had effectively cliched a playoff spot already
December 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Some look first, some leap first.
December 7, 2025 at 6:02 PM