Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you
@xcott.bsky.social
Tired of being right about certain things.
How did we get here? Trapped under the buttocks of a raging moronic 5 year old
November 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
How did we get here? Trapped under the buttocks of a raging moronic 5 year old
Maybe not literally, and I can’t comment on Android OS
November 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Maybe not literally, and I can’t comment on Android OS
Yes, and in the same way, when he’s gone it’s still not over. Take names now, and be prepared for a new race to begin.
November 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Yes, and in the same way, when he’s gone it’s still not over. Take names now, and be prepared for a new race to begin.
I suspected we’d wake to find trump has sold the US to another country. I did not expect him to use a time machine to do it.
Is Pre-Civil War South co owning us with Nazi Germany?
Is Pre-Civil War South co owning us with Nazi Germany?
November 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I suspected we’d wake to find trump has sold the US to another country. I did not expect him to use a time machine to do it.
Is Pre-Civil War South co owning us with Nazi Germany?
Is Pre-Civil War South co owning us with Nazi Germany?
On mobile follow the same path to privacy >smart features
November 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
On mobile follow the same path to privacy >smart features
Quiet Piggy?
Fry Bacon
Fry Bacon
November 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Quiet Piggy?
Fry Bacon
Fry Bacon
It’s all part of his “Quiet Piggy” initiative.
You can’t comment on zero information. No news is good news.
You can’t comment on zero information. No news is good news.
November 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
It’s all part of his “Quiet Piggy” initiative.
You can’t comment on zero information. No news is good news.
You can’t comment on zero information. No news is good news.
“Fry Bacon”
What they will say to trump after he dies
Do the Chicharoné Cha Cha
What they will say to trump after he dies
Do the Chicharoné Cha Cha
a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a crowd
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing in front of a crowd
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
“Fry Bacon”
What they will say to trump after he dies
Do the Chicharoné Cha Cha
What they will say to trump after he dies
Do the Chicharoné Cha Cha
And that shut down, it was huge. The likes the country hasn’t seen before. Who’s fault was that. I heard it’s always the president.
November 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
And that shut down, it was huge. The likes the country hasn’t seen before. Who’s fault was that. I heard it’s always the president.
His magic has always been stupid people
A fool and his money walk into a bar
Trump says to them MAGA!
Their clothes fly off and they ejaculate
Something like that
These are peopl scratching their heads when the 5yo covered in chocolate tells them it hasn’t seen the chocolates. And they believe it
A fool and his money walk into a bar
Trump says to them MAGA!
Their clothes fly off and they ejaculate
Something like that
These are peopl scratching their heads when the 5yo covered in chocolate tells them it hasn’t seen the chocolates. And they believe it
November 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
His magic has always been stupid people
A fool and his money walk into a bar
Trump says to them MAGA!
Their clothes fly off and they ejaculate
Something like that
These are peopl scratching their heads when the 5yo covered in chocolate tells them it hasn’t seen the chocolates. And they believe it
A fool and his money walk into a bar
Trump says to them MAGA!
Their clothes fly off and they ejaculate
Something like that
These are peopl scratching their heads when the 5yo covered in chocolate tells them it hasn’t seen the chocolates. And they believe it
There should be all kinds of lists
But One List to Rule Them All
The Pedo Ring of Power
Hopefully there’s a few heroes making their the the Asscrack of Doom
But One List to Rule Them All
The Pedo Ring of Power
Hopefully there’s a few heroes making their the the Asscrack of Doom
a man says that there is some good in this world mr. frodo and it 's worth fighting for
ALT: a man says that there is some good in this world mr. frodo and it 's worth fighting for
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
There should be all kinds of lists
But One List to Rule Them All
The Pedo Ring of Power
Hopefully there’s a few heroes making their the the Asscrack of Doom
But One List to Rule Them All
The Pedo Ring of Power
Hopefully there’s a few heroes making their the the Asscrack of Doom
So now the democrats have their own Susan Collins? Another Republican enabler, talking as if being reasonable is reasonable.
November 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
So now the democrats have their own Susan Collins? Another Republican enabler, talking as if being reasonable is reasonable.
Oaf of Office
November 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Oaf of Office
And you can still celebrate a merry little xmas
Dick’s nuts roasting on an open fire, if the saints allow
Dick’s nuts roasting on an open fire, if the saints allow
November 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
And you can still celebrate a merry little xmas
Dick’s nuts roasting on an open fire, if the saints allow
Dick’s nuts roasting on an open fire, if the saints allow
South Park needs to do a version of Blame Canada called: Blame Democrats
November 3, 2025 at 5:46 PM
South Park needs to do a version of Blame Canada called: Blame Democrats
On an unrelated note: I feel that I’m somehow making the world a better place by drawing attention to this…
Do with it what you will
Do with it what you will
November 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
On an unrelated note: I feel that I’m somehow making the world a better place by drawing attention to this…
Do with it what you will
Do with it what you will
You know it’s true
November 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
You know it’s true
He shakes hands like he’s trying to stealing something.
Maybe he’s just looking for something that isn’t nailed down.
Maybe he’s just looking for something that isn’t nailed down.
November 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
He shakes hands like he’s trying to stealing something.
Maybe he’s just looking for something that isn’t nailed down.
Maybe he’s just looking for something that isn’t nailed down.
If trump can be a Christian, then Jews can be nazis
Steven Miller: “I got this”
Steven Miller: “I got this”
November 2, 2025 at 6:04 AM
If trump can be a Christian, then Jews can be nazis
Steven Miller: “I got this”
Steven Miller: “I got this”
It’s the point of being Stupid Rich, create a pretend world, where all the people you think are disposable, don’t exist
POS souless spoiled children, cosplaying as adult humans
I hate to say, but all the sane people make them possible. We would never be like them
Stay sane and it stays the same
POS souless spoiled children, cosplaying as adult humans
I hate to say, but all the sane people make them possible. We would never be like them
Stay sane and it stays the same
November 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
It’s the point of being Stupid Rich, create a pretend world, where all the people you think are disposable, don’t exist
POS souless spoiled children, cosplaying as adult humans
I hate to say, but all the sane people make them possible. We would never be like them
Stay sane and it stays the same
POS souless spoiled children, cosplaying as adult humans
I hate to say, but all the sane people make them possible. We would never be like them
Stay sane and it stays the same
Apparently this joke wrote its own reply.
If the name trump popped into your head
If the name trump popped into your head
November 1, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Apparently this joke wrote its own reply.
If the name trump popped into your head
If the name trump popped into your head
Beat me to it. And probably a lot of other people.
November 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Beat me to it. And probably a lot of other people.