Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you
xcott.bsky.social
Oh Sarcasm, I can’t quit you
@xcott.bsky.social
Tired of being right about certain things.
I had my suspicions.

Why are ”Deals” more expensive than regular price
October 7, 2025 at 12:58 PM
@bobcesca.bsky.social If I was going to make a song

We all know what’s happening here
How could we be any more sure
More guns will stop the killing
Because more poison is the cure
August 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
@maddow.msnbc.com The constitution provided empowering the people. Why?

Because all “this” was totally what they were expecting.

The Constitution has a subtitle, if you look closely, it says “expect some bullshit or lose it all”
August 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
@bobcesca.bsky.social I need a meme.
1. MAGA: “Finally, the Epstein Files”
a man with his mouth open and the words " it 's beautiful " behind him
ALT: a man with his mouth open and the words " it 's beautiful " behind him
media.tenor.com
August 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
@briantylercohen.bsky.social per today’s interview with Sen Warren: so basically, trump bought Facebook with our money and both of us don’t even get to own it. “Facebook Uber”, watch them deliver.
June 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
@bobcesca.bsky.social when I hear: “Greedo shot first”, I think “Oh course he did”

Now, if his name has been “KindnCompassionate”

Of course greed shoots first.

Guess what’s over the horizon…in a galaxy, not really far away and pretty much right now
June 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
@frangeladuo.bsky.social Gotta wonder why medical professionals go to school at all. With the final say being up to a financial corporation

You’d think a CEO making $$$Millions because so smart(worth every penny)could figure out how to make this work for people. I guess he isn’t getting paid enough
May 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
@gooberzilla.bsky.social in the past, this would’ve been a Children of Ro-man Facebook post. Hopefully this is an acceptable substitute.

And hopefully, it’s still welcome news:
David Cronenberg on the WTF podcast today.
April 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
This might be a weird take, but I wish people wouldn’t use this.

Birds , especially that big, are legitimately dangerous.

I mean, fuck trump, but being afraid of birds is the smart move. It’s weird to use him and smart in the same area.
donald trump sits at a desk with a bald eagle
ALT: donald trump sits at a desk with a bald eagle
media.tenor.com
April 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
@frangeladuo.bsky.social

The Mighty Frangela is my spirit animal for seeing this machine gun mounted dumpster fire for what it is. No one is going too jump up and say “APRIL FOOLS!”

They’re coming after us with a steam roller.
April 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Perfection is another word for intolerance.

Subjective at best
April 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Redirecting...
www.facebook.com
April 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM
On the No Lie Podcast a guest said “We all want to be billionaires”

NO NO NO NO

That’s like saying we all want to be obese.

Healthy, secure, calm, happy.

These things all can all be found somewhere before “I need so much that it consumes me and deprives someone else, and is unnecessary”
April 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Seriously, how hard is it to remove one criminal from the bank vault?
March 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Nutlick says “faudsters” are loud.

Pro Tip: you don’t have to shout to be LOUD.

You just have to go on international media.

Who’s a loud fraudster now?
March 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Missing Persons - Words
YouTube video by MissingPersonsVEVO
youtu.be
March 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Imagine that….

A single man can hold the entire country in the palm of his hand…and shake it violently. Lucky for him it isn’t an ant hill.

Just one man. Apparently, unstoppable 🤷🏽‍♂️

Can’t we put it in someone else’s palm?

Better yet, in the people’s hands

Is there no vote that can be held?
March 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I’m genuinely surprised Zelinksy wasn’t jailed in the spot
March 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social

Please remember to count mid air collisions as 2 crashes. We’re counting airplanes, and lives, not explosions
February 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Anybody take note of that part of the 1st Dune movie where the Harkonnen soldiers discuss killing the hostages.

1: can’t we just kill than?
2: no we’ll just leave the to the desert to die. That way, we can honestly say we didn’t kill them

It feels a lot like that

We’re being endangered to death
February 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
@maddow.msnbc.com Your guest described a battle for attention of All vs All

I’ve been saying the internet gave everyone a front row podium: to pontificate and/or heckle all in one.

Hey! Look at me, talking at Rachel Maddow.

Just like that

Bring the noise
January 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Watching the Dune movies, to pass the time between chills aches and 100+deg fever

So: trump = Harkonnen

Do I have that right?

Epilogue: I think it’s about run its course.
January 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM
@bobcesca.bsky.social how does one work in animation and apparently know nothing of anime/Japanese culture?

-Chan, -kun are honorifics usually applied to children or as insults to adults(ie “Bob-chan” approx “little Bob Cesca”)

FWIW, I also worked in animation, among other things.
January 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Is the dirty little secret of CEO pay that they feel the need to stay competitive?

With no limit, the greediest of the greedy escalate without end

And it falls to precedent, that in-turn scrapes the bottom to feed this race.

But has no impact on inflation?

Is it price of eggs or price of CEOs
January 7, 2025 at 12:52 PM
@briantylercohen.bsky.social The twin evils of bribe and gouge. Aka incentives and leverage.

Adam Schiff spoke about the California film industry. It dominated, and acted as if it always would. Now it doesn’t.

A cultural shift away from extremes might save us, but people don’t share. 🤷🏽‍♂️
January 5, 2025 at 6:51 PM