NOAH’s Drug Cartel
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NOAH’s Drug Cartel
@xaviism.bsky.social
· Aug 29
As y’all know. I’ve planned for months to watch and review every N-1 Victory match. Here is the planned release schedule for that. All will be on my Substack and each one will be under this post in a thread. On top of that. I had a spreadsheet made for 1/2
What if I said we should vote the salaryman over Hayabusa
The ShuPro 2025 GP ballot candidates for the Rookie / Newcomer of the year (Men's) 🤼♂️
- Tatsuya Matsumoto (NJPW)
- Hinata Kasai (DDT)
- Jiro Shinbashi (DRAGONGATE)
- Hayabusa (ZERO1)
- Koshiro Asakura (BJW)
- Ryuma Sekimo (BJW)
- Tatsuya Matsumoto (NJPW)
- Hinata Kasai (DDT)
- Jiro Shinbashi (DRAGONGATE)
- Hayabusa (ZERO1)
- Koshiro Asakura (BJW)
- Ryuma Sekimo (BJW)
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
What if I said we should vote the salaryman over Hayabusa
Anyone who’s ever ordered a ShuPro magazine and had it shipped to you, hmu on how to do so. This one that’s about to drop interviewed Yuj at da Purge where he talks about the HoT theory and I’m both fascinated that managed to interview him and want to read it.
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Anyone who’s ever ordered a ShuPro magazine and had it shipped to you, hmu on how to do so. This one that’s about to drop interviewed Yuj at da Purge where he talks about the HoT theory and I’m both fascinated that managed to interview him and want to read it.
My show of the year is either the Purge or the HoT online signing where Yujiro brought a bottle of tequila from his collection and was feeding Narita shots to the point they got so hammered they had to end the live. Yujiro went on a drunken plug about Togo’s autobiography.
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
My show of the year is either the Purge or the HoT online signing where Yujiro brought a bottle of tequila from his collection and was feeding Narita shots to the point they got so hammered they had to end the live. Yujiro went on a drunken plug about Togo’s autobiography.
Shouts out to Yuji Hino’s I’m gonna hang out with Makoto Oishi DDT run, that was sick.
November 25, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Shouts out to Yuji Hino’s I’m gonna hang out with Makoto Oishi DDT run, that was sick.
My least favorite part about getting older is everything hurts for no reason
November 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
My least favorite part about getting older is everything hurts for no reason
“One Night As Ace” coming to my Substack 12.12.25.
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
“One Night As Ace” coming to my Substack 12.12.25.
Starting the KENTA vs Sugi match being the catalyst for the NO MERCY revival theory now.
November 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Starting the KENTA vs Sugi match being the catalyst for the NO MERCY revival theory now.
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I used to pay for times like this. #DAMNATIONforever
November 23, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I used to pay for times like this. #DAMNATIONforever
I gotta get my mom to watch NOAH so she can pick her favorite wrestler.
Her favorite NJPW wrestler is current SANADA cause I had her watching G1 stuff.
Her favorite NJPW wrestler is current SANADA cause I had her watching G1 stuff.
November 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I gotta get my mom to watch NOAH so she can pick her favorite wrestler.
Her favorite NJPW wrestler is current SANADA cause I had her watching G1 stuff.
Her favorite NJPW wrestler is current SANADA cause I had her watching G1 stuff.
I’ve decided my boy of the new NOAH born crop is the one who admires Yone. He’s bound to be a demon.
November 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I’ve decided my boy of the new NOAH born crop is the one who admires Yone. He’s bound to be a demon.
NJPW won’t see the pearly gates. My favorite wrestler is getting promo time and is the most important person on his tag league team the year he’s teaming with an alleged diddler. Haven’t felt like this since NOAH has Masa teaming with Elgin that one time.
November 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
NJPW won’t see the pearly gates. My favorite wrestler is getting promo time and is the most important person on his tag league team the year he’s teaming with an alleged diddler. Haven’t felt like this since NOAH has Masa teaming with Elgin that one time.
Last Week’s episode is up where me and @oedocorpse.bsky.social talked about Global Honored Smackdaddy, Rea vs Yuzuki, and Miu vs J-Rod.
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Episode 171: Global Honored Smackdaddy
Podcast Episode · Stardust Press Podcast · 11/21/2025 · 1h 11m
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November 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Last Week’s episode is up where me and @oedocorpse.bsky.social talked about Global Honored Smackdaddy, Rea vs Yuzuki, and Miu vs J-Rod.
Apple- podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
Spotify- open.spotify.com/episode/0gB2...
Apple- podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
Spotify- open.spotify.com/episode/0gB2...
I think Hiromu’s future is more uncertain than certain so him dropping to AMAKUSA isn’t terrible.
November 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I think Hiromu’s future is more uncertain than certain so him dropping to AMAKUSA isn’t terrible.
Got butt naked at the announcement of KENTA vs Sugiura for Sugiura anniversary.
November 21, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Got butt naked at the announcement of KENTA vs Sugiura for Sugiura anniversary.
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📺 JOSHI WEEKLY: SENJO & MARIGOD KORAKUEN REVIEWS
Back at it fresh off vacation! This week's Joshi Weekly includes reviews for both Sendai Girls and Marigold's Korakuen Hall shows!
🔗: youtu.be/_uTnq7wBnvg
#pw_mg | #SENJO | #WrestleSky | #Joshi
Back at it fresh off vacation! This week's Joshi Weekly includes reviews for both Sendai Girls and Marigold's Korakuen Hall shows!
🔗: youtu.be/_uTnq7wBnvg
#pw_mg | #SENJO | #WrestleSky | #Joshi
November 20, 2025 at 3:24 PM
📺 JOSHI WEEKLY: SENJO & MARIGOD KORAKUEN REVIEWS
Back at it fresh off vacation! This week's Joshi Weekly includes reviews for both Sendai Girls and Marigold's Korakuen Hall shows!
🔗: youtu.be/_uTnq7wBnvg
#pw_mg | #SENJO | #WrestleSky | #Joshi
Back at it fresh off vacation! This week's Joshi Weekly includes reviews for both Sendai Girls and Marigold's Korakuen Hall shows!
🔗: youtu.be/_uTnq7wBnvg
#pw_mg | #SENJO | #WrestleSky | #Joshi
Waited until the week before thanksgiving and got the basketball shoes I wanted that were 230 for 183 because of a Black Friday sale.
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November 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Waited until the week before thanksgiving and got the basketball shoes I wanted that were 230 for 183 because of a Black Friday sale.
TokePrinces vs Maru/Kenoh
a man in a yellow jacket has a label on the sleeve that says ' brooks brothers ' on it
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November 20, 2025 at 12:56 AM
TokePrinces vs Maru/Kenoh
SANADA has the ideal life. All he has to do is aurafarm and occasionally try.
November 19, 2025 at 11:06 PM
SANADA has the ideal life. All he has to do is aurafarm and occasionally try.
Yea it’s no longer a theory, it’s just fact.
I have a theory that HoT(the Japanese contingent) trains the YL’s and my theory gains traction every day.
November 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Yea it’s no longer a theory, it’s just fact.
EVIL booked a sold out produce to make Yujiro the biggest babyface he could. I can quit watching wrestling. This is the apex.
November 19, 2025 at 11:37 AM
EVIL booked a sold out produce to make Yujiro the biggest babyface he could. I can quit watching wrestling. This is the apex.
Reading JP twitter since the announcement of Saya vs Yuj and it’s a mixture of excitement and the craziest sexism you’ve ever read.
November 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Reading JP twitter since the announcement of Saya vs Yuj and it’s a mixture of excitement and the craziest sexism you’ve ever read.
If you have Toyota over Aja all time, you’re just wrong and that’s okay.
November 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
If you have Toyota over Aja all time, you’re just wrong and that’s okay.
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I don’t think you can have an informed discussion about pro wrestling as performance art without touching on DDT’s rojo shows.
November 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I don’t think you can have an informed discussion about pro wrestling as performance art without touching on DDT’s rojo shows.
If you’d like to watch the Purge or anything from it, DM me at some point before the end of the day.
If you slander the house, don’t DM me this not for you. Tap in for WTL night 1.
If you slander the house, don’t DM me this not for you. Tap in for WTL night 1.
November 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
If you’d like to watch the Purge or anything from it, DM me at some point before the end of the day.
If you slander the house, don’t DM me this not for you. Tap in for WTL night 1.
If you slander the house, don’t DM me this not for you. Tap in for WTL night 1.
Worst case scenario of Yuj vs Saya is the match is really sexist for the Saya PR. Best case scenario? She attempts the inverted frankensteiner on Yuj and it ends very good or very bad. But I’m willing to take the gamble for the moment.
November 18, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Worst case scenario of Yuj vs Saya is the match is really sexist for the Saya PR. Best case scenario? She attempts the inverted frankensteiner on Yuj and it ends very good or very bad. But I’m willing to take the gamble for the moment.