I dropped the sociology course.
February 9, 2026 at 10:05 PM
I dropped the sociology course.
I need a better sociology professor.
February 6, 2026 at 2:24 PM
I need a better sociology professor.
If you could spare some good vibes could ya send em to my mother. She’s having a rough weekend and honestly could use some good healing vibes.
January 18, 2026 at 3:41 PM
If you could spare some good vibes could ya send em to my mother. She’s having a rough weekend and honestly could use some good healing vibes.
If you ever need a dose of serotonin go check out the Oklahoma Department of wildlife conservation’s twitter.
January 6, 2026 at 3:56 AM
If you ever need a dose of serotonin go check out the Oklahoma Department of wildlife conservation’s twitter.
Rob Schnider looks like the guy who’s acting career peaked in the nineties when he was on SNL doing that one bit where he’s the guy in the office giving people random nicknames and narrating what they’re doing. He looks like what you’d think a sourdough starter tastes like.
Yeah, man, the only difference between your career and Mark Rufallo’s career is the political stuff.
January 2, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Rob Schnider looks like the guy who’s acting career peaked in the nineties when he was on SNL doing that one bit where he’s the guy in the office giving people random nicknames and narrating what they’re doing. He looks like what you’d think a sourdough starter tastes like.
Today was a day. A little up and down.
December 28, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Today was a day. A little up and down.
I am drained. I never want to people this much ever again.
December 27, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I am drained. I never want to people this much ever again.
For anyone needing to reach my mother by phone, be warned she is at a level four irritability. You have been warned and may god have mercy on your soul.
October 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
For anyone needing to reach my mother by phone, be warned she is at a level four irritability. You have been warned and may god have mercy on your soul.
Im done trying to seek the approval of my product photography professor. Im just gonna do my best and take pictures my own way.
September 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Im done trying to seek the approval of my product photography professor. Im just gonna do my best and take pictures my own way.
Send my mother good vibes as she attends church without me. Apparently on her way to church she came across a marathon. She’s having a day.
August 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Send my mother good vibes as she attends church without me. Apparently on her way to church she came across a marathon. She’s having a day.
I think imma rewatch Raising Arizona.
August 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I think imma rewatch Raising Arizona.
Stop invalidating your trauma. It’s not healthy and not properly processing it isn’t help-ful.
This is a general statement.
This is a general statement.
August 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Stop invalidating your trauma. It’s not healthy and not properly processing it isn’t help-ful.
This is a general statement.
This is a general statement.
From now on my response to hearing bad news shall be “Alright. Who opened the wind bag?”.
July 31, 2025 at 6:20 AM
From now on my response to hearing bad news shall be “Alright. Who opened the wind bag?”.
My mother this morning: Tom Leher passed away.
Me: while I am sad. It was about damned time.
Me: while I am sad. It was about damned time.
July 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
My mother this morning: Tom Leher passed away.
Me: while I am sad. It was about damned time.
Me: while I am sad. It was about damned time.
The most Actor from Who Killed Markiplier coded fan art. Don’t use or repost. Reskeets are much appreciated.
July 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The most Actor from Who Killed Markiplier coded fan art. Don’t use or repost. Reskeets are much appreciated.
I am in debt to the spoon bank
July 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I am in debt to the spoon bank
It has been a day.. a fucking day..
July 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
It has been a day.. a fucking day..
The internet needs to just not.
July 15, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The internet needs to just not.
My other mom: so what have you learned so far in your history course?
Me: Men are stooopid.
Me: Men are stooopid.
July 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
My other mom: so what have you learned so far in your history course?
Me: Men are stooopid.
Me: Men are stooopid.
In case anyone was wondering, It’s ancient Rome’s fault as to why Cleopatra is portrayed the way that she is. Specifically it’s Augustus’s fault.
July 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
In case anyone was wondering, It’s ancient Rome’s fault as to why Cleopatra is portrayed the way that she is. Specifically it’s Augustus’s fault.
I am home from four weeks at my grandparents.
July 13, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I am home from four weeks at my grandparents.