A new Star Trek in the style of Honor Among Thieves seems like it will be less funny than Lower Decks, and too goofy to be anything else.

My neighborhood has a street light like every 2.5 houses, and they still "strongly encourage" everyone leaving their floodlights on all night. They want it to be high noon 24/7.

get 'em

But Yankees fans would have been the very picture of grace and humility if it had gone the other way, right?

It's not the award for best offensive player.

You first.

Doest he swinge uponne a webbe
Tis not to be, in kind a swine is he

This is how my kids learned to read, and one of them just improvises completely random sentences based vaguely on the first letter of each word. I'm pretty sure my other kid has learned how to pick out keywords so she is reading, but only about 20% of each sentence.

Empire Strikes Back has both a complete resolution and a cliffhanger and I don't know why screenwriters aren't cut and pasting that structure.

So what is the common element? Go ahead and say the quiet part out loud.

Same for bands that disappear for 20 minutes before the very obvious encore. Just knock those last couple of songs out I have to be at work tomorrow morning.

I actually order with apps because I hate having a yelled conversation through a mounted walky-talkie. I still say no when they ask at the speaker. I already got all the points with the app, I think? I just want to eat a spicy chicken sandwich and a Dr. Pepper alone in my car like a normal person.

Who wins in a fight between Strega Nona and Garfield?