WulfHelm
@wulfhelm.bsky.social
Bretwalda of the Angli.
Generous host of the Mead Hall
Lord of Wülferhampton.
Please use your Gods responsibly.
Hinc videre possum domum tuam.
Generous host of the Mead Hall
Lord of Wülferhampton.
Please use your Gods responsibly.
Hinc videre possum domum tuam.
Long shot Bluesky, left this on the 144 Worcester to Catshill last Friday.
Small reward if found.
Small reward if found.
November 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Long shot Bluesky, left this on the 144 Worcester to Catshill last Friday.
Small reward if found.
Small reward if found.
When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me, speaking words of wisdom....
November 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me, speaking words of wisdom....
Statement from the Office of the Bretwalda.
Having reviewed Wülferhampton's immigration policy your Bretwalda is comfortable that anyone who needs a home and safe place is welcome* in Wülferhampton.
*terms and conditions apply.
Having reviewed Wülferhampton's immigration policy your Bretwalda is comfortable that anyone who needs a home and safe place is welcome* in Wülferhampton.
*terms and conditions apply.
November 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Statement from the Office of the Bretwalda.
Having reviewed Wülferhampton's immigration policy your Bretwalda is comfortable that anyone who needs a home and safe place is welcome* in Wülferhampton.
*terms and conditions apply.
Having reviewed Wülferhampton's immigration policy your Bretwalda is comfortable that anyone who needs a home and safe place is welcome* in Wülferhampton.
*terms and conditions apply.
Countless needles deaths on his account and the glad handing sack of shit feels safe to opine behind his pay wall.
Never mind.
His time will come.
Never mind.
His time will come.
November 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Countless needles deaths on his account and the glad handing sack of shit feels safe to opine behind his pay wall.
Never mind.
His time will come.
Never mind.
His time will come.
November 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
This week, Mr Pip has barked at
Revere collars
Spandrels
Riboflavin
A dark man fleeing across a desert
Chaka Demus but not Pliers
The Partridge Family
Gonks
Inkwells
Stratocumului
Blarting
Thumbs
Barn conversions
Kevin the Chaffinch
Sommeliers
Bud light
and
Renfrewshire
Revere collars
Spandrels
Riboflavin
A dark man fleeing across a desert
Chaka Demus but not Pliers
The Partridge Family
Gonks
Inkwells
Stratocumului
Blarting
Thumbs
Barn conversions
Kevin the Chaffinch
Sommeliers
Bud light
and
Renfrewshire
November 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
This week, Mr Pip has barked at
Revere collars
Spandrels
Riboflavin
A dark man fleeing across a desert
Chaka Demus but not Pliers
The Partridge Family
Gonks
Inkwells
Stratocumului
Blarting
Thumbs
Barn conversions
Kevin the Chaffinch
Sommeliers
Bud light
and
Renfrewshire
Revere collars
Spandrels
Riboflavin
A dark man fleeing across a desert
Chaka Demus but not Pliers
The Partridge Family
Gonks
Inkwells
Stratocumului
Blarting
Thumbs
Barn conversions
Kevin the Chaffinch
Sommeliers
Bud light
and
Renfrewshire
Big Bob the Bastard approves this message.
November 28, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Big Bob the Bastard approves this message.
A very happy #FuckOffFriday to one and all.
November 28, 2025 at 8:14 AM
A very happy #FuckOffFriday to one and all.
My seconds shall be calling on your seconds momentarily.
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
My seconds shall be calling on your seconds momentarily.
30. And Watty triumphantly flourished the Polaroid of him holding the GIANTFUCKINGNIGHTMARECRAB!
Alt.
Alt.
November 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
30. And Watty triumphantly flourished the Polaroid of him holding the GIANTFUCKINGNIGHTMARECRAB!
Alt.
Alt.
Women. Men don't have a sensitive side.
Men.
Men.
November 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Women. Men don't have a sensitive side.
Men.
Men.
If I'd ever watched or read that purile pile of utter fucking wank I'd know what you were talking about.
But I didn't.
So I don't.
Anywa.
But I didn't.
So I don't.
Anywa.
November 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
If I'd ever watched or read that purile pile of utter fucking wank I'd know what you were talking about.
But I didn't.
So I don't.
Anywa.
But I didn't.
So I don't.
Anywa.
Evidence that one dimensional shite can be well written but still be utterly shite if evidence were needed.
November 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Evidence that one dimensional shite can be well written but still be utterly shite if evidence were needed.