Ryan Missanelli
@wrytoast.bsky.social
Former Alabama instructor, current South Alabama recruiter. College football, soccer, and higher education. Go Jags and Roll Tide y’all.
Liverpool’s season thus far has been characterized in late goals, grand larceny in stealing games, and a sense of divine comedy in every tie so far
January 4, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Liverpool’s season thus far has been characterized in late goals, grand larceny in stealing games, and a sense of divine comedy in every tie so far
One thing about yesterday that I haven’t seen talked about too much is that Cignetti was rocking a quarter zip with no shirt underneath. Just one layer of fabric between him and God. That’s confidence and charisma it’s hard to win against.
January 2, 2026 at 7:54 PM
One thing about yesterday that I haven’t seen talked about too much is that Cignetti was rocking a quarter zip with no shirt underneath. Just one layer of fabric between him and God. That’s confidence and charisma it’s hard to win against.
I mean Indiana just taking belt to ass right now
January 2, 2026 at 12:02 AM
I mean Indiana just taking belt to ass right now
There is something very funny about a religious school like BYU having to endure a “human” sacrifice of pop tarts
December 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
There is something very funny about a religious school like BYU having to endure a “human” sacrifice of pop tarts
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Montana State taking belt to ass
December 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Montana State taking belt to ass
Do it A&M. Give the people the overtime they demand.
December 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Do it A&M. Give the people the overtime they demand.
For Rammer Jammer purposes it’s good to remember that “Sooners” and “Hoosiers” are damn near the same when hollering through several whiskeys deep next week
December 20, 2025 at 11:07 AM
For Rammer Jammer purposes it’s good to remember that “Sooners” and “Hoosiers” are damn near the same when hollering through several whiskeys deep next week
Dick Van Dyke was the archetype for that pledge brother at a swap that when you gave them some white liquor they became a profession R&B backup dancer
Happy 100th birthday Dick Van Dyke!
a man in a hat is dancing in a crowd of people
ALT: a man in a hat is dancing in a crowd of people
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Dick Van Dyke was the archetype for that pledge brother at a swap that when you gave them some white liquor they became a profession R&B backup dancer
Michigan fans are going to still argue they’re above it all, aren’t they?
“They are beyond zealots, beyond, about protecting the Michigan brand,’’ said one former employee. “Beyond it. It’s been so damn big for so long, and it permeates the whole place.’’ www.cnn.com/2025/12/13/s...
Sherrone Moore’s firing and its shocking aftermath raises tough questions about the culture of Michigan’s athletic department | CNN
A series of scandals over the last several years begs a simple, yet critical question: Is what happened with Sherrone Moore a serious, but isolated, incident or a symbol of a broader, cultural problem...
www.cnn.com
December 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Michigan fans are going to still argue they’re above it all, aren’t they?
Mel Tucker and Sherrone Moore need to start a club apparently
December 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Mel Tucker and Sherrone Moore need to start a club apparently
The whole bracket is dumb this year (no one is beating Indiana) but I’ll be damned if I’m not rooting for JMU to *checks notes* “fuck shit up”. The Sun Belt remains the Fun Belt until further notice.
December 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The whole bracket is dumb this year (no one is beating Indiana) but I’ll be damned if I’m not rooting for JMU to *checks notes* “fuck shit up”. The Sun Belt remains the Fun Belt until further notice.
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📚 🦸🏻♀️RUTHERFORD COUNTY — “Go and thank your librarian. Absolute heroes.”
Library director Luanne James gets thunderous applause for bravely blowing the whistle on library board director Cody York, the latest front in the right-wing war on books in Tennessee.
Full: www.threads.com/@thetnholler...
Library director Luanne James gets thunderous applause for bravely blowing the whistle on library board director Cody York, the latest front in the right-wing war on books in Tennessee.
Full: www.threads.com/@thetnholler...
December 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
📚 🦸🏻♀️RUTHERFORD COUNTY — “Go and thank your librarian. Absolute heroes.”
Library director Luanne James gets thunderous applause for bravely blowing the whistle on library board director Cody York, the latest front in the right-wing war on books in Tennessee.
Full: www.threads.com/@thetnholler...
Library director Luanne James gets thunderous applause for bravely blowing the whistle on library board director Cody York, the latest front in the right-wing war on books in Tennessee.
Full: www.threads.com/@thetnholler...
Towards the start of Fall Spotify started giving me a bunch of Australian punk and ska. I’ve heard slang I never knew existed and the word c*nt more in the last 6 weeks than in my entire life.
December 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Towards the start of Fall Spotify started giving me a bunch of Australian punk and ska. I’ve heard slang I never knew existed and the word c*nt more in the last 6 weeks than in my entire life.
Penn State family member going through it this morning
December 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Penn State family member going through it this morning
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Ole Miss defensive tackle Jon Seaton with a TikTok referencing nobody in particular and is just a funny sketch.
December 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Ole Miss defensive tackle Jon Seaton with a TikTok referencing nobody in particular and is just a funny sketch.
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Spotted at the Altoona Sheetz???
December 1, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Spotted at the Altoona Sheetz???
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The idea of coaching Ole Miss in the Playoff really feels like a coordinated agenda by Lane Kiffin, Nick Saban, and Kirk Herbstreit.
December 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The idea of coaching Ole Miss in the Playoff really feels like a coordinated agenda by Lane Kiffin, Nick Saban, and Kirk Herbstreit.
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Killing Shipwrecked Survivors is Not Just Illegal—It Endangers U.S. Servicemembers
By Professor @marknevitt.bsky.social, Commander, JAGC (ret.)
“Compliance with international law—including the laws of war—is built, in many respects, on reciprocity.”
www.justsecurity.org/125998/boat-...
By Professor @marknevitt.bsky.social, Commander, JAGC (ret.)
“Compliance with international law—including the laws of war—is built, in many respects, on reciprocity.”
www.justsecurity.org/125998/boat-...
Killing Shipwrecked Survivors is Not Just Illegal—It Endangers U.S. Servicemembers
If the United States chooses a path where killing defenseless survivors becomes acceptable, American servicemembers will pay the price for that choice.
www.justsecurity.org
December 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Killing Shipwrecked Survivors is Not Just Illegal—It Endangers U.S. Servicemembers
By Professor @marknevitt.bsky.social, Commander, JAGC (ret.)
“Compliance with international law—including the laws of war—is built, in many respects, on reciprocity.”
www.justsecurity.org/125998/boat-...
By Professor @marknevitt.bsky.social, Commander, JAGC (ret.)
“Compliance with international law—including the laws of war—is built, in many respects, on reciprocity.”
www.justsecurity.org/125998/boat-...
Bill Belichick getting Nick Saban to tell Lane Kiffin to make his exit from Ole Miss as messy as possible in order to distract everyone from his performance at UNC this year is my new favorite conspiracy theory
December 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Bill Belichick getting Nick Saban to tell Lane Kiffin to make his exit from Ole Miss as messy as possible in order to distract everyone from his performance at UNC this year is my new favorite conspiracy theory
Has Lane Kiffin ever left a job normally?
November 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Has Lane Kiffin ever left a job normally?
So did Lane DTF or nah?
November 30, 2025 at 5:42 AM
So did Lane DTF or nah?
Settling right in for football tonight
November 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Settling right in for football tonight
South Carolina QB just threw that ball to the moon
November 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
South Carolina QB just threw that ball to the moon
Lane looking annoyed. Man needs to do more hot yoga. Recenter his chi.
"It's not calling you a hoe. It's about commitment." - A thing said at a college football coach's post-game press conference today
Lane Kiffin called out by reporter over his confrontation with different reporter
Lane Kiffin got confronted in his post-game presser about his confrontation with a different reporter after the Egg Bowl over comments they'd made.
awfulannouncing.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Lane looking annoyed. Man needs to do more hot yoga. Recenter his chi.