Mary Woodard
writingwoodard.bsky.social
Mary Woodard
@writingwoodard.bsky.social
Nonprofit educator by day, writer and gamer by night. 21+ or unfollow, my guys, gals, and enby pals.
I am staring pointedly in AnyAustin’s direction. I won’t @ him i’m a coward but I’m sending psychic signals to drop a 1 hour GTA vid.
November 24, 2025 at 10:29 AM
I need more weird niche youtubers to make more vids for the AuDHD crowd
November 24, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Sending all my sapphic energy to you for this to happen
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I GET EVERYTHING I ASKED FOR season saved Patrick got to say bitch, we all can go home now
November 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
It’d be objectively hilarious to have the lead singer of arguably the biggest pop punk band in the world* to never get a song in your musical tv show but come ON.

*depends on how you categorize MCR tbh.
November 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
WELP posts that aged badly in an hour or less…..
September 25, 2025 at 4:57 AM
“Lesbian Instincts” doesn’t mean using my lesbian instincts to find lesbians. I’m using my fine tuned lesbian instincts to identify who’s gonna win Survivor.

If I HAPPEN to find a lesbian, it’s a pleasant surprise (looking at you, Parv).
September 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
My first pick is RizGod but I may swap him to get the other two because I want them BAD. My wife gets the other half and wants Australian Chippendales and Savannah (who’s like the only name we know). ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ We’ll see what we’re feeling by the end of the episode.
September 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
It’s the M&Ms and constant gaming, but honestly I want Morgan to be Steve — I’m so ready for her to cut Vince like Steve did to Vanessa and take it all.
September 19, 2025 at 5:29 AM
[frantically flipping through pages of unused material] is that a liminal space in your pocket or are you just happy to be missing your hysterical organs???
September 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM