Roberto Hairlos 🇧🇷
@wozzatron.bsky.social
Sober, kind and fully dressed. Adidas obsessed. Something of a shithouse. UTFR etc etc🇾🇪
My favourite LDN landmark, bar none.
December 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
My favourite LDN landmark, bar none.
Love actually is, all around.
December 6, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Love actually is, all around.
In an extended period of bleak results and even bleaker performances, this was supposed to be the start of something.
Youth, courage, success in a picture.
Three words that have no place at the current Manchester United.
Youth, courage, success in a picture.
Three words that have no place at the current Manchester United.
December 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
In an extended period of bleak results and even bleaker performances, this was supposed to be the start of something.
Youth, courage, success in a picture.
Three words that have no place at the current Manchester United.
Youth, courage, success in a picture.
Three words that have no place at the current Manchester United.
Hamstrung by the ridiculous Monday night schedules, but perhaps a slight admission they’ve got the pricing wrong.
December 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Hamstrung by the ridiculous Monday night schedules, but perhaps a slight admission they’ve got the pricing wrong.
Watched the 2024 Young Offenders Christmas Special again yesterday - I completely missed this quote the first time round. 🤣
November 30, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Watched the 2024 Young Offenders Christmas Special again yesterday - I completely missed this quote the first time round. 🤣
They don’t need to give a reason for upholding it you melon.
They’d only need to give a reason to retracting it.
They’d only need to give a reason to retracting it.
November 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
They don’t need to give a reason for upholding it you melon.
They’d only need to give a reason to retracting it.
They’d only need to give a reason to retracting it.
* Presses play on the TOTD mailbag episode.
* First question from Joe Public is “do you think Amorim will change his system…..”
* Turns off immediately and deletes from downloaded episodes.
* First question from Joe Public is “do you think Amorim will change his system…..”
* Turns off immediately and deletes from downloaded episodes.
November 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
* Presses play on the TOTD mailbag episode.
* First question from Joe Public is “do you think Amorim will change his system…..”
* Turns off immediately and deletes from downloaded episodes.
* First question from Joe Public is “do you think Amorim will change his system…..”
* Turns off immediately and deletes from downloaded episodes.
Unfortunate timing.
He’s still had a good start, but cost us 2 points directly on Monday.
Plenty of his team mates played worse but he should have saved the goal. Onana style technique.
He’s still had a good start, but cost us 2 points directly on Monday.
Plenty of his team mates played worse but he should have saved the goal. Onana style technique.
November 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Unfortunate timing.
He’s still had a good start, but cost us 2 points directly on Monday.
Plenty of his team mates played worse but he should have saved the goal. Onana style technique.
He’s still had a good start, but cost us 2 points directly on Monday.
Plenty of his team mates played worse but he should have saved the goal. Onana style technique.
Our new manager bounce started on 4th October 2025 (game 50) and ended on 25th October 2025 (game 52).
November 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Our new manager bounce started on 4th October 2025 (game 50) and ended on 25th October 2025 (game 52).
It’s Royle Family Christmas Special season. 📺 🎄
They stand shoulder to shoulder with the great Christmas films, for me.
And it’s always nice to remember Caroline Aherne and the other great stars of the show we’ve lost. X
They stand shoulder to shoulder with the great Christmas films, for me.
And it’s always nice to remember Caroline Aherne and the other great stars of the show we’ve lost. X
November 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
It’s Royle Family Christmas Special season. 📺 🎄
They stand shoulder to shoulder with the great Christmas films, for me.
And it’s always nice to remember Caroline Aherne and the other great stars of the show we’ve lost. X
They stand shoulder to shoulder with the great Christmas films, for me.
And it’s always nice to remember Caroline Aherne and the other great stars of the show we’ve lost. X
By all means vote Reform if you want. We live in a democracy.
But don’t for one minute do so under the guise of patriotism.
Never known such an anti-UK political party in all my life.
But don’t for one minute do so under the guise of patriotism.
Never known such an anti-UK political party in all my life.
November 21, 2025 at 11:39 AM
By all means vote Reform if you want. We live in a democracy.
But don’t for one minute do so under the guise of patriotism.
Never known such an anti-UK political party in all my life.
But don’t for one minute do so under the guise of patriotism.
Never known such an anti-UK political party in all my life.
One of the best things about social media is stumbling across a picture of the king I haven’t seen before.
November 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
One of the best things about social media is stumbling across a picture of the king I haven’t seen before.
Business Breakfast Wanker.
So fixated on not farting in public that i forgot everyone’s names.
LinkedIn can do the heavy lifting.
So fixated on not farting in public that i forgot everyone’s names.
LinkedIn can do the heavy lifting.
November 12, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Business Breakfast Wanker.
So fixated on not farting in public that i forgot everyone’s names.
LinkedIn can do the heavy lifting.
So fixated on not farting in public that i forgot everyone’s names.
LinkedIn can do the heavy lifting.
Thank you Senne.
Now let me see you do it in the 12th minute. There’s a good lad.
Now let me see you do it in the 12th minute. There’s a good lad.
November 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Thank you Senne.
Now let me see you do it in the 12th minute. There’s a good lad.
Now let me see you do it in the 12th minute. There’s a good lad.
11 games in, and the 12th international break of the season, how are we feeling reds?
Happy with 7th?
Content?
Frustrated?
Optimistic?
Happy with 7th?
Content?
Frustrated?
Optimistic?
November 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
11 games in, and the 12th international break of the season, how are we feeling reds?
Happy with 7th?
Content?
Frustrated?
Optimistic?
Happy with 7th?
Content?
Frustrated?
Optimistic?
What a picture. 📸
November 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
What a picture. 📸
A minimum of 3 more of these in the bag by the end of the season and it means the trophy has come home.
November 7, 2025 at 12:22 PM
A minimum of 3 more of these in the bag by the end of the season and it means the trophy has come home.
He’s always had it in him. Told me he was going for a hotdog and came back with crisps.
November 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
He’s always had it in him. Told me he was going for a hotdog and came back with crisps.
Make it make sense.
I’d 100% pay more (or an NHS specific) tax to get things back up to standard.
And I certainly wouldn’t want to pay more tax for something that was ‘absolutely flying’.
I’d 100% pay more (or an NHS specific) tax to get things back up to standard.
And I certainly wouldn’t want to pay more tax for something that was ‘absolutely flying’.
November 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Make it make sense.
I’d 100% pay more (or an NHS specific) tax to get things back up to standard.
And I certainly wouldn’t want to pay more tax for something that was ‘absolutely flying’.
I’d 100% pay more (or an NHS specific) tax to get things back up to standard.
And I certainly wouldn’t want to pay more tax for something that was ‘absolutely flying’.
Less than 12 hours apart. 😂😂😂
November 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Less than 12 hours apart. 😂😂😂
Another day, another generous piece of impartial profiling, placed prominently on the BBC homepage.
November 5, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Another day, another generous piece of impartial profiling, placed prominently on the BBC homepage.
