Roberto Hairlos 🇧🇷
@wozzatron.bsky.social
Sober, kind and fully dressed. Adidas obsessed. Something of a shithouse. UTFR etc etc🇾🇪
Results going our way again this weekend.
Monday night is set up nicely.
Don’t let us down you bunch of fucks.
Monday night is set up nicely.
Don’t let us down you bunch of fucks.
December 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Results going our way again this weekend.
Monday night is set up nicely.
Don’t let us down you bunch of fucks.
Monday night is set up nicely.
Don’t let us down you bunch of fucks.
If ever there were a game to put on a solid performance and take home three comfortable points, it’s tomorrow.
Even with a manager who plays with a metaphorical life-jacket, a 2-0 win shouldn’t be too much to ask for.
Even with a manager who plays with a metaphorical life-jacket, a 2-0 win shouldn’t be too much to ask for.
December 7, 2025 at 10:09 AM
If ever there were a game to put on a solid performance and take home three comfortable points, it’s tomorrow.
Even with a manager who plays with a metaphorical life-jacket, a 2-0 win shouldn’t be too much to ask for.
Even with a manager who plays with a metaphorical life-jacket, a 2-0 win shouldn’t be too much to ask for.
Mo Salah wants to walk a mile in Kobbie Mainoo’s shoes.
December 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Mo Salah wants to walk a mile in Kobbie Mainoo’s shoes.
My favourite LDN landmark, bar none.
December 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
My favourite LDN landmark, bar none.
Love actually is, all around.
December 6, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Love actually is, all around.
In an extended period of bleak results and even bleaker performances, this was supposed to be the start of something.
Youth, courage, success in a picture.
Three words that have no place at the current Manchester United.
Youth, courage, success in a picture.
Three words that have no place at the current Manchester United.
December 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
In an extended period of bleak results and even bleaker performances, this was supposed to be the start of something.
Youth, courage, success in a picture.
Three words that have no place at the current Manchester United.
Youth, courage, success in a picture.
Three words that have no place at the current Manchester United.
Amorim’s pre-Wolves press conference is wild.
I appreciate it was post match, but goodness me.
He’s on the edge. A man running out of ideas (I only have one idea guys).
I appreciate it was post match, but goodness me.
He’s on the edge. A man running out of ideas (I only have one idea guys).
December 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Amorim’s pre-Wolves press conference is wild.
I appreciate it was post match, but goodness me.
He’s on the edge. A man running out of ideas (I only have one idea guys).
I appreciate it was post match, but goodness me.
He’s on the edge. A man running out of ideas (I only have one idea guys).
It’s 100% personal. I’m certain.
I’ll be watching the remainder of Kobbie Mainoo’s career with interest.
Absolutely maddening that we’re in this situation.
Absolutely maddening that we’re in this situation.
December 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
It’s 100% personal. I’m certain.
I’m about to head into a couple of meetings.
By the time I come out I’d like you to categorise post-Fergie permanent managers, from the most entertaining football to Louis van Gaal…..sorry, I mean least.
Shoot.
By the time I come out I’d like you to categorise post-Fergie permanent managers, from the most entertaining football to Louis van Gaal…..sorry, I mean least.
Shoot.
December 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I’m about to head into a couple of meetings.
By the time I come out I’d like you to categorise post-Fergie permanent managers, from the most entertaining football to Louis van Gaal…..sorry, I mean least.
Shoot.
By the time I come out I’d like you to categorise post-Fergie permanent managers, from the most entertaining football to Louis van Gaal…..sorry, I mean least.
Shoot.
I’ll be watching the remainder of Kobbie Mainoo’s career with interest.
Absolutely maddening that we’re in this situation.
Absolutely maddening that we’re in this situation.
December 5, 2025 at 9:42 AM
I’ll be watching the remainder of Kobbie Mainoo’s career with interest.
Absolutely maddening that we’re in this situation.
Absolutely maddening that we’re in this situation.
Good looking fella though. And honest.
📊 Ruben Amorim’s Premier League record at Manchester United so far
• 41 games
• 13 wins
• 18 losses
• 10 draws
• 41 games
• 13 wins
• 18 losses
• 10 draws
December 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Good looking fella though. And honest.
One clean sheet in 15 games with such a defence minded manager and underdog system is actually maddening.
December 4, 2025 at 11:42 PM
One clean sheet in 15 games with such a defence minded manager and underdog system is actually maddening.
Silly behaviour from Manchester United Football Club yet again.
We’re not learning anything new about this group of players & management team.
We’re not learning anything new about this group of players & management team.
December 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Silly behaviour from Manchester United Football Club yet again.
We’re not learning anything new about this group of players & management team.
We’re not learning anything new about this group of players & management team.
Probably goes without saying but I’d love love love a Utd win tonight.
December 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Probably goes without saying but I’d love love love a Utd win tonight.
Hamstrung by the ridiculous Monday night schedules, but perhaps a slight admission they’ve got the pricing wrong.
December 3, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Hamstrung by the ridiculous Monday night schedules, but perhaps a slight admission they’ve got the pricing wrong.
Leeds v Chelsea is a real throwback to 10 years ago when footballers used to run with the ball and the ultimate aim was to score goals.
I hope it catches on.
I hope it catches on.
December 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Leeds v Chelsea is a real throwback to 10 years ago when footballers used to run with the ball and the ultimate aim was to score goals.
I hope it catches on.
I hope it catches on.
Last year it said Ed Sheeran was my 5th most listened to artist and this year it’s saying my listening age is 77 because Soul is my 4th most listened to genre.
Balls to Spotify Wrapped.
Balls to Spotify Wrapped.
December 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Last year it said Ed Sheeran was my 5th most listened to artist and this year it’s saying my listening age is 77 because Soul is my 4th most listened to genre.
Balls to Spotify Wrapped.
Balls to Spotify Wrapped.
Just saw 8 magpies together.
What’s that mean? Home win?
What’s that mean? Home win?
December 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Just saw 8 magpies together.
What’s that mean? Home win?
What’s that mean? Home win?
I wonder if any of Thomas Frank’s loved ones ever fancy just suggesting he chews with his mouth closed on the touchline. Just once.
December 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I wonder if any of Thomas Frank’s loved ones ever fancy just suggesting he chews with his mouth closed on the touchline. Just once.
Does Dorgu play fullback or wingback for Denmark?
December 2, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Does Dorgu play fullback or wingback for Denmark?
Since my best friend became a mime artist, I don’t hear from him.
December 2, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Since my best friend became a mime artist, I don’t hear from him.
English football is not without its issues though.
@yeswecantona.bsky.social routinely smuggles plastic bottle tops into an unnamed Premier League stadium.
@yeswecantona.bsky.social routinely smuggles plastic bottle tops into an unnamed Premier League stadium.
Sunday’s Eredivisie match between Ajax and Groningen was abandoned in the sixth minute after supporters set off fireworks.
✍️ @alirampling.bsky.social
🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...
✍️ @alirampling.bsky.social
🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...
November 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
English football is not without its issues though.
@yeswecantona.bsky.social routinely smuggles plastic bottle tops into an unnamed Premier League stadium.
@yeswecantona.bsky.social routinely smuggles plastic bottle tops into an unnamed Premier League stadium.
I detest Ruban Amorim’s brand of football, his philosophy and his habit of sacrificing club results for ego.
But I will never not celebrate a Manchester United win.
Today is a good day.
Recent history tells us Selhurst Park isn’t an easy place to go.
UTFR. 🔴⚪️⚫️
But I will never not celebrate a Manchester United win.
Today is a good day.
Recent history tells us Selhurst Park isn’t an easy place to go.
UTFR. 🔴⚪️⚫️
November 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I detest Ruban Amorim’s brand of football, his philosophy and his habit of sacrificing club results for ego.
But I will never not celebrate a Manchester United win.
Today is a good day.
Recent history tells us Selhurst Park isn’t an easy place to go.
UTFR. 🔴⚪️⚫️
But I will never not celebrate a Manchester United win.
Today is a good day.
Recent history tells us Selhurst Park isn’t an easy place to go.
UTFR. 🔴⚪️⚫️