Why not 'Quiet, Piggy'?

Others may not feel the same way about your efforts. You could be overly self-critical.

Released another album; submitted a track for indie radio plays; registered all 12 tracks with APRA; made a video for Bluesky and Instagram; cooked roast potatoes with fresh turmeric, mixed vegetables and miso gravy for lunch.

"So, er, are we still up for a Michelin star, then?" 😬 😒

You started it. 😉

I won't be taking questions at this time.

Trust me, they'll be in the bin tomorrow. And I don't mean the clothing bin.

In my experience, they tend to avoid dispensing fucking butter at conventions. It gets messy otherwise.

David 'Rancid Mouldy' Seymour 😐

☹️ 😖

Mountains of bent and discarded Allen keys for miles around!

Thank you for listening 😊. The whole album is on YouTube if you'd like to hear the rest - search for wordsSHIFTminds.

What an admission of failure that is: Go somewhere else because you're making us look bad. As if they needed any help with that.