Great power comes with great responsibility. Great thiccness comes with great chafing.

“New” oh lord, where to even begin on that rabbit hole.

Calling it now, you’re actually Zoruark.

Human Relationships
Communication Theory
Argumentation and Persuasion
Elementary Logic
Film as Social History

Some of these categories really fall on their face when Tactics is an option.

An example of a more direct translation when you just bump into him during a quest.

Is this the part where we talk about how in the Original Japanese he is *intensely* flirting with your character at every opportunity and basically propositions you at least once. It’s very funny to me.

Hey it’s a good deal, not even $11 an hour by 31 day month scale. (As you’re getting paid all 24 hours every day, it almost looks normal.)

Even if they do it’s pretty unlikely to be the same default that DBZA became. The pace they’re going at is frankly just too fast, they’d get through the entire series in less than ten episodes. No one (reasonable) is gonna expect that to be an accurate summary.

Mischief Makers is incredible. Such a weird ass game but extremely cool.

Also, “Shake, Shake” lives in my brain.

Why is there a weird slug man in the basement, how did he come to own the academy, why does he have no plot impact, WHO PUT THIS HERE AND HOW WAS IT NOT EDITED OUT?!

But Norg is just a massive question mark. He owns the academy or something, he lives in the basement, and is a random ass boss fight at some point because, he just is? What does he add to the story, why is he here?!

Not only that but like, why does he look the way he does?

Is…is that a euphemism? Am I about to crack open urban dictionary only to rediscover my desperate need for brain bleach?

Mfing Shantotto, that she still plays a part in the 14 black mage quests made me go “The fuck are you doing here!”

My only complaint here is just that there’s really not a ton of competition for best black mage, I struggle to name more than three. (Lulu, Vivi and Palom) Unless you include the MMOs but that’s a never ending rabbit hole of terror.

RS2 is so good. I’m nearing the end of the game and already like, “Probably gonna take a break after this run but I absolutely want to platinum this one.”