Wooly Woolhouse
@woolywoolhouse.bsky.social
Father of two; husband of one. If I don't laugh, I'll go crazy. Considered "the enemy within" by the Prez. I have my own Executive Orders that say: "F this crap." #AntifaAF
Wearing a Santa suit. Literally. It's made of Santa. (Fair-trade, free-range Santa, FYI.)
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Wearing a Santa suit. Literally. It's made of Santa. (Fair-trade, free-range Santa, FYI.)
Daylight Saving sucks. #FallForward #ChangeTheClocks
November 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Daylight Saving sucks. #FallForward #ChangeTheClocks
Dad arms were made for family selfies.
October 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Dad arms were made for family selfies.
October is Polished Man Month. The campaign has become a global movement, designed to raise awareness and funds to end violence and SA against children by painting one nail blue for the month of October.
October 1, 2025 at 11:14 PM
October is Polished Man Month. The campaign has become a global movement, designed to raise awareness and funds to end violence and SA against children by painting one nail blue for the month of October.
Baseball season is officially over for me. Will I see you in 2026 at the park? I hope so.
September 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Baseball season is officially over for me. Will I see you in 2026 at the park? I hope so.
Preparing myself in case 3I/Atlas needs handling.
September 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Preparing myself in case 3I/Atlas needs handling.
An alternate way to say this would be: Don't devote your life to dehumanizing others for profit.
September 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
An alternate way to say this would be: Don't devote your life to dehumanizing others for profit.
[Record scratch.]
Yep, that's me on the floor. Legs in the air. You're probably wondering how someone like me ends up in a position like this...
Yep, that's me on the floor. Legs in the air. You're probably wondering how someone like me ends up in a position like this...
September 9, 2025 at 4:13 AM
[Record scratch.]
Yep, that's me on the floor. Legs in the air. You're probably wondering how someone like me ends up in a position like this...
Yep, that's me on the floor. Legs in the air. You're probably wondering how someone like me ends up in a position like this...
August 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Me, but in baseball card form!
August 10, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Me, but in baseball card form!
At the St. Paul Saints' I make a bit out of autographing potatoes on the concourse and giving them to kids. This Thursday, the other Ushertainers and I will be autographing our own trading cards! Thurs Aug. 7th starting at 6pm at CHS Field! The first 1500 fans get a deck of cards for free! Of me!
August 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
At the St. Paul Saints' I make a bit out of autographing potatoes on the concourse and giving them to kids. This Thursday, the other Ushertainers and I will be autographing our own trading cards! Thurs Aug. 7th starting at 6pm at CHS Field! The first 1500 fans get a deck of cards for free! Of me!
Soon I'll be able to add "Professional Cow Milker Announcer" to my LinkedIn profile, thanks to the St. Paul Saints. #FunIsGood
July 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Soon I'll be able to add "Professional Cow Milker Announcer" to my LinkedIn profile, thanks to the St. Paul Saints. #FunIsGood
I don't know how Conspiracy Theorists do it; wearing this tinfoil hat all night (at the St. Paul Saints' Conspiracy Night) really baked my brains... which, maybe, actually does explain a thing or two about conspiracists...
July 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I don't know how Conspiracy Theorists do it; wearing this tinfoil hat all night (at the St. Paul Saints' Conspiracy Night) really baked my brains... which, maybe, actually does explain a thing or two about conspiracists...
Can I suggest adding TeePublic to the list of companies to boycott? They have a large number of Alligator Alcatraz shirts for sale, even though their own guidelines ban such designs - teepublic.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/art...
July 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Can I suggest adding TeePublic to the list of companies to boycott? They have a large number of Alligator Alcatraz shirts for sale, even though their own guidelines ban such designs - teepublic.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/art...
Testing to see which social media sites mark this as "hate speech."
July 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Testing to see which social media sites mark this as "hate speech."
June 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
In case you were wondering: I won Father's Day yesterday. #WorldsGreatestDad
June 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
In case you were wondering: I won Father's Day yesterday. #WorldsGreatestDad
Sometimes I go years without getting a foul ball; and sometimes I get two in the course of a week. (And yes: after posing with them, I give the balls to a kid because I'm a mature, grown man.)
May 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Sometimes I go years without getting a foul ball; and sometimes I get two in the course of a week. (And yes: after posing with them, I give the balls to a kid because I'm a mature, grown man.)
Ok... I'll keep my Netflix subscription. But I want to do a cameo with Cookie Monster.
May 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Ok... I'll keep my Netflix subscription. But I want to do a cameo with Cookie Monster.
It's Mental Health Awareness Month, and I get to spend a chunk of it spreading that awareness around the Twin Cities Metro Area with the Minnesota Twins and TC Bear.
www.kare11.com/video/news/l...
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May 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
It's Mental Health Awareness Month, and I get to spend a chunk of it spreading that awareness around the Twin Cities Metro Area with the Minnesota Twins and TC Bear.
www.kare11.com/video/news/l...
www.kare11.com/video/news/l...
There are some who call me... Tim?
Monty Python Night at CHS Field with the St. Paul Saints.
Monty Python Night at CHS Field with the St. Paul Saints.
May 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
There are some who call me... Tim?
Monty Python Night at CHS Field with the St. Paul Saints.
Monty Python Night at CHS Field with the St. Paul Saints.
You know when you're on a road trip, and you stop at a gas station, and you're looking for a quick snack, but you can't decide between chips or a hotdog?
May 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
You know when you're on a road trip, and you stop at a gas station, and you're looking for a quick snack, but you can't decide between chips or a hotdog?