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Wooly Woolhouse
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Father of two; husband of one. If I don't laugh, I'll go crazy. Considered "the enemy within" by the Prez. I have my own Executive Orders that say: "F this crap." #AntifaAF
Wearing a Santa suit. Literally. It's made of Santa. (Fair-trade, free-range Santa, FYI.)
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Daylight Saving sucks. #FallForward #ChangeTheClocks
November 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Dad arms were made for family selfies.
October 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
October is Polished Man Month. The campaign has become a global movement, designed to raise awareness and funds to end violence and SA against children by painting one nail blue for the month of October.
October 1, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Baseball season is officially over for me. Will I see you in 2026 at the park? I hope so.
September 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Preparing myself in case 3I/Atlas needs handling.
September 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
An alternate way to say this would be: Don't devote your life to dehumanizing others for profit.
September 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
[Record scratch.]

Yep, that's me on the floor. Legs in the air. You're probably wondering how someone like me ends up in a position like this...
September 9, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Training dinosaurs to play "extinct."

#MiLBPromotions #FunIsGood
August 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Me, but in baseball card form!
August 10, 2025 at 5:17 AM
At the St. Paul Saints' I make a bit out of autographing potatoes on the concourse and giving them to kids. This Thursday, the other Ushertainers and I will be autographing our own trading cards! Thurs Aug. 7th starting at 6pm at CHS Field! The first 1500 fans get a deck of cards for free! Of me!
August 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Soon I'll be able to add "Professional Cow Milker Announcer" to my LinkedIn profile, thanks to the St. Paul Saints. #FunIsGood
July 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I don't know how Conspiracy Theorists do it; wearing this tinfoil hat all night (at the St. Paul Saints' Conspiracy Night) really baked my brains... which, maybe, actually does explain a thing or two about conspiracists...
July 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Can I suggest adding TeePublic to the list of companies to boycott? They have a large number of Alligator Alcatraz shirts for sale, even though their own guidelines ban such designs - teepublic.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/art...
July 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
July 5, 2025 at 1:08 AM
July 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Testing to see which social media sites mark this as "hate speech."
July 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
July 1, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Free Dad Hugs at the St. Paul Saints' Pride Game. #BaseballIsForEveryone #FunIsGood #StPaulSaints
June 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
In case you were wondering: I won Father's Day yesterday. #WorldsGreatestDad
June 17, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Sometimes I go years without getting a foul ball; and sometimes I get two in the course of a week. (And yes: after posing with them, I give the balls to a kid because I'm a mature, grown man.)
May 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Ok... I'll keep my Netflix subscription. But I want to do a cameo with Cookie Monster.
May 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
It's Mental Health Awareness Month, and I get to spend a chunk of it spreading that awareness around the Twin Cities Metro Area with the Minnesota Twins and TC Bear.

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May 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
There are some who call me... Tim?

Monty Python Night at CHS Field with the St. Paul Saints.
May 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
You know when you're on a road trip, and you stop at a gas station, and you're looking for a quick snack, but you can't decide between chips or a hotdog?
May 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM