Wooly Woolhouse
@woolywoolhouse.bsky.social
Father of two; husband of one. If I don't laugh, I'll go crazy. Considered "the enemy within" by the Prez. I have my own Executive Orders that say: "F this crap." #AntifaAF
Wearing a Santa suit. Literally. It's made of Santa. (Fair-trade, free-range Santa, FYI.)
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Wearing a Santa suit. Literally. It's made of Santa. (Fair-trade, free-range Santa, FYI.)
Interviewer: "And where do you envision yourself in 5 years?"
Me: "Strangely , I think you and me will be shopping for glasses together."
Interviewer: "And then what?"
Me: "And then we'll see."
Me: "Strangely , I think you and me will be shopping for glasses together."
Interviewer: "And then what?"
Me: "And then we'll see."
November 14, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Interviewer: "And where do you envision yourself in 5 years?"
Me: "Strangely , I think you and me will be shopping for glasses together."
Interviewer: "And then what?"
Me: "And then we'll see."
Me: "Strangely , I think you and me will be shopping for glasses together."
Interviewer: "And then what?"
Me: "And then we'll see."
Daylight Saving sucks. #FallForward #ChangeTheClocks
November 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Daylight Saving sucks. #FallForward #ChangeTheClocks
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Interviewer: "Do you have any questions?"
Me: "Yeah. If hired, am I assigned a desk or can I find one and fight for it?"
Interviewer: *checks handbook* "It doesn't say... it's not totally clear..."
Me: [standing up, rolling up sleeves] "Hey, Red Sweater! It's go time!"
Me: "Yeah. If hired, am I assigned a desk or can I find one and fight for it?"
Interviewer: *checks handbook* "It doesn't say... it's not totally clear..."
Me: [standing up, rolling up sleeves] "Hey, Red Sweater! It's go time!"
November 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Interviewer: "Do you have any questions?"
Me: "Yeah. If hired, am I assigned a desk or can I find one and fight for it?"
Interviewer: *checks handbook* "It doesn't say... it's not totally clear..."
Me: [standing up, rolling up sleeves] "Hey, Red Sweater! It's go time!"
Me: "Yeah. If hired, am I assigned a desk or can I find one and fight for it?"
Interviewer: *checks handbook* "It doesn't say... it's not totally clear..."
Me: [standing up, rolling up sleeves] "Hey, Red Sweater! It's go time!"
"Maybe there never was an organization called 'Antifa.' Maybe we became 'anti-facist' from the friends we made along the way?"
October 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
"Maybe there never was an organization called 'Antifa.' Maybe we became 'anti-facist' from the friends we made along the way?"
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We recognize this fact to be true. 🔥🔥🔥
#ReleaseTheFuckingFiles🔥🔥🔥
#ReleaseTheFuckingFiles🔥🔥🔥
October 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
We recognize this fact to be true. 🔥🔥🔥
#ReleaseTheFuckingFiles🔥🔥🔥
#ReleaseTheFuckingFiles🔥🔥🔥
Dad arms were made for family selfies.
October 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Dad arms were made for family selfies.
Interviewer: "What is your greatest weakness?"
Me: "Sometimes I can unknowingly talk down to my co-workers..."
Interviewer: [writes a note]
Me: "Intelligent people call it being 'Condescending.'"
Me: "Sometimes I can unknowingly talk down to my co-workers..."
Interviewer: [writes a note]
Me: "Intelligent people call it being 'Condescending.'"
October 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Interviewer: "What is your greatest weakness?"
Me: "Sometimes I can unknowingly talk down to my co-workers..."
Interviewer: [writes a note]
Me: "Intelligent people call it being 'Condescending.'"
Me: "Sometimes I can unknowingly talk down to my co-workers..."
Interviewer: [writes a note]
Me: "Intelligent people call it being 'Condescending.'"
Interviewer: "What is your greatest weakness?"
Me: "I can be too honest at times."
Interviewer "I don't think that's a weakness."
Me: "I don't really care what you think."
Me: "I can be too honest at times."
Interviewer "I don't think that's a weakness."
Me: "I don't really care what you think."
October 7, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Interviewer: "What is your greatest weakness?"
Me: "I can be too honest at times."
Interviewer "I don't think that's a weakness."
Me: "I don't really care what you think."
Me: "I can be too honest at times."
Interviewer "I don't think that's a weakness."
Me: "I don't really care what you think."
October is Polished Man Month. The campaign has become a global movement, designed to raise awareness and funds to end violence and SA against children by painting one nail blue for the month of October.
October 1, 2025 at 11:14 PM
October is Polished Man Month. The campaign has become a global movement, designed to raise awareness and funds to end violence and SA against children by painting one nail blue for the month of October.
Hey #TwinCities! I have a friend who is in therapy after having a severe stroke, and #UnitedHealthcare has decided they are no longer going to cover his recovery because the doctor was busy with other patients for the last-minute three hour window they gave him to contest the decision.
September 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Hey #TwinCities! I have a friend who is in therapy after having a severe stroke, and #UnitedHealthcare has decided they are no longer going to cover his recovery because the doctor was busy with other patients for the last-minute three hour window they gave him to contest the decision.
Baseball season is officially over for me. Will I see you in 2026 at the park? I hope so.
September 29, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Baseball season is officially over for me. Will I see you in 2026 at the park? I hope so.
Preparing myself in case 3I/Atlas needs handling.
September 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Preparing myself in case 3I/Atlas needs handling.
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in five years?
Me: Asking you that same question, but at a much better, cooler job, so you better hire me if you expect me to hire you.
Interviewer: Oh shit... I'm gonna need that job in the future...
Me: Asking you that same question, but at a much better, cooler job, so you better hire me if you expect me to hire you.
Interviewer: Oh shit... I'm gonna need that job in the future...
September 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in five years?
Me: Asking you that same question, but at a much better, cooler job, so you better hire me if you expect me to hire you.
Interviewer: Oh shit... I'm gonna need that job in the future...
Me: Asking you that same question, but at a much better, cooler job, so you better hire me if you expect me to hire you.
Interviewer: Oh shit... I'm gonna need that job in the future...
So when MAGA said that they wanted to give comedians #FreeSpeech again, they really just meant they wanted it to be ok for them to do offensive impressions of other racists and sexual orientations and maybe use the "R" again, right?
September 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
So when MAGA said that they wanted to give comedians #FreeSpeech again, they really just meant they wanted it to be ok for them to do offensive impressions of other racists and sexual orientations and maybe use the "R" again, right?
Theory: #47 is near de*th, and the Right is using CK's m*rder and the backlash online from detractors to prep for how they're going to handle (and punish) the mountains of celebratory posts and memes that will follow. (Firings, banning international travelers, ultimately jail time, etc.) #MMW
September 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Theory: #47 is near de*th, and the Right is using CK's m*rder and the backlash online from detractors to prep for how they're going to handle (and punish) the mountains of celebratory posts and memes that will follow. (Firings, banning international travelers, ultimately jail time, etc.) #MMW
An alternate way to say this would be: Don't devote your life to dehumanizing others for profit.
September 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
An alternate way to say this would be: Don't devote your life to dehumanizing others for profit.
[Record scratch.]
Yep, that's me on the floor. Legs in the air. You're probably wondering how someone like me ends up in a position like this...
Yep, that's me on the floor. Legs in the air. You're probably wondering how someone like me ends up in a position like this...
September 9, 2025 at 4:13 AM
[Record scratch.]
Yep, that's me on the floor. Legs in the air. You're probably wondering how someone like me ends up in a position like this...
Yep, that's me on the floor. Legs in the air. You're probably wondering how someone like me ends up in a position like this...
Trump was in so deep as an FBI informant against Epstein, he was willing to sexually assault minors just to stay undercover. #SoBrave #SuchBullshit #MuchFuckery
September 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Trump was in so deep as an FBI informant against Epstein, he was willing to sexually assault minors just to stay undercover. #SoBrave #SuchBullshit #MuchFuckery
August 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
"I know what you are... but what AM I?"
A bully having an existential crisis
A bully having an existential crisis
August 29, 2025 at 2:18 PM
"I know what you are... but what AM I?"
A bully having an existential crisis
A bully having an existential crisis
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Minneapolis Mayor Frey: "Anybody who is using this as an opportunity to villainize our trans community or any other community out there has lost their sense of common humanity. We should not be operating out of a place of hate for anyone. We should be operating out of a place of love for our kids."
August 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Minneapolis Mayor Frey: "Anybody who is using this as an opportunity to villainize our trans community or any other community out there has lost their sense of common humanity. We should not be operating out of a place of hate for anyone. We should be operating out of a place of love for our kids."
Me, but in baseball card form!
August 10, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Me, but in baseball card form!